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Family Instincts - A Visit with Kikyo

By Majicman55

 

Okay, okay. I do not own any part of InuYasha. I just like to play with the characters.

 

 

The Shikabe Geyser is the only geyser in Hokkaido and is said to be heated by vents from nearby Mount Komagatake. At least that's what the scientists say.

 

The small group that approached it in the wee hours of the morning knew better. Below the geyser was an elemental youkai who had been there for about five hundred years. The polished opening of the geyser (which reminded more than a few horny teenagers of a really nice-looking girl's ass) was the incompletely buried posterior of a ceramic statue…which was all the survived of the “walking claypot” that had been the most recent incarnation of Kikyo.

 

Kikyo, being a “walking claypot,” had managed to get herself “baked” into a ceramic statue (courtesy of Kagome), had been (somewhat) revived through the misguided efforts of Jaken (“somewhat” because Jaken had only ever recovered her ass), found herself fused with an odd remnant of the hanyou, Naraku…and, finally, had become permanently mated (fused, actually) to an elemental youkai.

 

Said youkai was, apparently, quite happy with the arrangement and had remained with his new mate. It turned out the elemental had an extremely strong sex drive and orgasmed for about 45 seconds every ten to twelve minutes.

 

The scientists thought of this as an “eruption.” After somewhat in excess of twenty-six million orgasms in approximately five hundred years, Kikyo didn't think much at all.

 

“Oi,” said InuYasha as the geyser erupted again. “You can still hear her every time.”

 

“Indeed,” said the Great Lord of the Western Lands. “It is rather like the high-pitched whistling of a ceramic teapot. In fact, the tone is so high, I doubt ningens can hear it.”

 

Kagome was mildly distressed. “Well, I can hear her.”

 

“That's because you have my blood in you,” said InuYasha.

 

“In this one case, I won't call it a blessing. Sheesh. Too much of anything…”

 

Kagura smirked. “Neither you nor InuYasha have room to talk.”

 

Kagome smirked right back. “Judging by the word of subjugation you chose, I don't think you do either.”

 

“This Sesshomaru suggests we stop wasting time and see what it is possible to find out from Kikyo.” The Great Lord of the Western Lands approached the geyser. “Naraku's scent seems to be almost completely gone.”

 

InuYasha and Kagome joined Sesshomaru. Kagome concentrated for a moment and a barrier formed around the three of them. “This will protect us from the scalding water.”

 

“Hn.”

 

Kagome knelt beside Kikyo's ceramic posterior. “Kikyo?”

 

All anyone heard was a low rumbling.

 

“Kikyo?”

 

“Puff-Kagome?”

 

“So…how's it going?”

 

InuYasha, eyes wide, pulled Kagome aside. “How's it going? How's it going? She's a hole in the ground, for kami's sake, and you ask her how it's going?”

 

“What do you want me to do, InuYasha? Compare our sex lives?”

 

“Keh.”

 

“Puff-It's-puff-going-puff-pretty-puff-well. Puff-How-puff-are-puff-you-puff-and-puffpuff-InuYasha-puff-doing?”