InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Fenced ❯ The Fall of the Wolf ( Chapter 8 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Chapter Eight: The Fall of the Wolf.
They had a plan and the object of their plan was in deep trouble. That is something all men will in life either learn or suffer from. When three determined women have a plan, you will show your underbelly and submit... or else.
Kouga was about to find this out the hard way.
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Sango, Ayame and Kagome were all dealing with the same problem. They were all on their goddamn period at the same time. They all knew it was due to some scientific factor that meant women in close constant contact with each other would ovulate at the same time, but that didn't make it any better.
Miroku, always the first victim at that time of the month, was already unconscious and would hopefully stay that way unless he wanted brain damage.
Inuyasha was staying a safe distance away and not speaking. His crass comments usually got him in a heap of trouble and on days like this one they were liable to get the shit kicked out of him.
Kouga, on the other hand, was unsure as of how to proceed. He had, only this morning, approached Kagome to kiss her hand only to be growled at by not only Ayame but Kagome too. He had experienced this before but it had never caused Kagome to be that bad tempered. Normally Ayame got antsy, wanting to move, Kagome got tired and Sango got angry. It was kind of sad that he knew that, but, hang around with the three of them long enough and it was bound to happen.
The three left at lunch to sit under their usual tree and the entire class heaved a collective sigh of relief.
Kagome stormed up to the tree and insulted Sesshoumaru for a while to check he wasn't there before they all collapsed on to the ground.
“It's more painful this month” Sango groaned as she curled up into a ball
“I second that statement” Kagome said as she rolled onto her front, the position helping immensely.
“I'm not hurting” Ayame sighed and wrinkled her nose “I'm just horny”
“Go away” Sango swatted at her
“Stop being so grumpy dumbass” Ayame grumbled easily evading her hand and handing her some chocolate. “Deal with it.”
“How is calling me a dumbass helping?” Sango queried.
“Shut up and eat the damn chocolate.” Ayame replied flippantly.
“Bite me.” Sango replied as she snagged the chocolate.
“Why don't we channel this rage and apparent horniness into something productive?” Kagome suggested.
“Like what?” Sango grumbled as she nibbled on the chocolate.
“Like getting our horny friend laid.” Kagome mused.
“I'm in!” Ayame grinned lecherously.
As they left, a silent Sesshoumaru thanked his lucky stars he was not the one they were taking it out upon. Thank god he knew when staying silent was in his best interests too.
When they walked back into the classroom a while later they had no plan so to say, merely an objective to be achieved. Kouga should be afraid, very afraid.
They grinned as one when the classroom was revealed to be empty of everyone besides Kouga and Hojo. Their prey was sighted.
Hojo would be no obstacle.
Kouga gulped as the three walked over to him.
“Yes Kagome?” he asked, trying to act like his smooth self and not appear as terrified as he felt.
“Kouga,” Kagome began gravely “we are here to introduce you to reality.”
“Wha—”
“Shh now and listen;” Ayame reprimanded “this is important.”
“The thing is Kouga,” Kagome frowned “I'm not attracted to you.”
The bluntness to her statement made Hojo choke in the background; they paid him no mind.
“But Ayame here does.” Sango pointed out.
“But you're blind so you didn't notice.” Kagome pointed out gravely.
“But—”
“No buts” Ayame reprimanded, pressing a finger to his lips, her lips curled into a smirk. “You know how you're always claiming Kagome?”
He nodded mutely.
“Well now it's my turn” she said smiling beatifically “you are my boyfriend, you don't like it? I'll let the Taijiya and the Miko maim you a bit.”
Sango cracked her knuckles and Kagome shrugged blithely.
“Um... okay?” he agreed somewhat nervously.
“Well,” Sango clapped her hands together “we'll leave you alone then”
Grabbing Hojo by the collar, the two girls exited the room.
“Will he be okay?” Hojo asked timidly.
“Peachy” Kagome said “besides in an ookami Yokai relationship the female is dominant, I guess Kouga's gonna have to learn that.”
Hojo silently thanked his lucky stars that he wasn't Kouga.
***
Kagome was still tetchy and lying on the sofa growling at everyone who dared approach. Like a grizzly bear with a sore thumb, or Inuyasha when he'd just woken up.
The children had decided bugging her was a bad idea; instead they were as far away from her as they could possibly go whilst still being in the same room. They were also attempting to be quiet; she was snarling at anyone who made loud noises. Inuyasha had been bludgeoned with a handy thesaurus a few hours ago and was still unconscious, and, for his own safety, in a different room; Kagome had been considering using him for a dart board.
Sesshoumaru slammed his book shut; he had endured enough. Standing elegantly he walked over to the Miko and knelt at her side.
She started as his fingers began their first palpitations on her lower stomach.
“Hey what are you doing?” she yelped.
He ignored her and merely continued as her eyes rolled back in her head.
“Oh, don't you dare stop!” she groaned.
Sesshoumaru rolled his eyes. She was so easy to please.
A/N: I don't own Inuyasha! Thanks for all your reviews they are so lovely! I recently got a review critiquing my spelling, just like to point out I'm actually British, so I spell as the Brits do, so color looks like colour and I spell realize as realise etc. Thanks for reading and please review!