InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Feudal Fairytale Ficlets ❯ Funnel ( Chapter 34 )

A/N: Just as much as Inuyasha has the mentality of a 15 year old, so I think does Kouga. And does he ever make an entrance. Botan was almost scared of Kouga when he first appeared, flicking blood from his claws. But now she likes him, and the witty bantering that passes between the wolf and the hanyou. I always like to tease her about the fur skirt. There are a couple of times in the series where Kouga slides or falls, and you fully expect it to just flip up and then everyone will see his name, address, and zip code. The fact that he wears a skirt to begin with just cracks me up. Of course, I can see Botan calling me on the floor for my Scottish roots. Well, they're not skirts; they're kilts. Kouga's ensemble is completed with matching leg warmers and headband, making him ready to “Get Physical” 1980's style. Oh, and Botan, because I know you'll ask, that's a reference to an Olivia Newton John song. I know how much my song references tend to confuse you.

 

 

Witty Disclaimer: We don't own Inuyasha; however we are capable of stealing hairs and making Shikigami counterparts, complete with fun-noodle swords.

 

 

Funnel

 

It wasn't discreet, but no-one as fast as he was needed stealth. For Kouga, the huge column of wind and dust was the only way to travel.

 

It had taken him awhile to perfect his trademark flashy entrance. The first several times he tried to slide out of the funnel he went head over heels, much to Ginta and Hakkaku's secret delight.

 

The next day he had gotten it right for the first time, and he had tried not to look surprised as he placed himself in a defensive stance against a hanyou and his friends in a deserted village.