InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Feudal Tales ❯ Humans and Their Hormones ( Chapter 1 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Myoga overhears Miroku doing something peculiar, what is it? Hilarity ensues when InuYasha investigates...

This story won first place in the bi-weekly contest.

Disclaimer: InuYasha belongs to Rumiko Takahashi - I just like to have fun with her characters, but this makes me no money.

Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Psychological / Hentai / Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 03.18.2008 | Updated On: 04.02.2008 | Pages: 2 | Words: 826 | Visits: 827 | Status: Completed

Title: Humans and Their Hormones

Author: Roxotaku

Word Count: 317

Genre: Ecchi/Comedy

Universe: Canon

Rating: MA

Warning: A little male self-stimulation going on.

Myoga sat under a large bush, the shade a welcome respite from the exhausting summer heat. He liked traveling by himself as it let him hear many things that would normally be kept in private. But sometimes he heard things he wished he hadn't.

Today was one of those days when he was at the right place but at the wrong time.

The moans and mutterings from the other side of the bush were getting louder. Was someone in some sort of trouble? Cautiously he peeked around the bush. It was the monk, Miroku, and he was doing something Myoga could not see. Whatever it was, the monk had his eyes closed, and his face was flushed.

“Oi, monk where are you!” came the unmistakable voice of InuYasha.

The monk was oblivious, and Myoga could finally make out what he was saying.

“Oh, yes Sango…harder…”

Suddenly InuYasha leaped in front of the monk, and nearly fell over, startled and flustered at what he saw.

“Damn it Miroku!” said InuYasha, “What are you doing that here for?”

The monk dropped what he was doing, and looked up sheepishly at InuYasha, grinning.

“Oh, come on InuYasha,” said the monk depreciatingly. “I know you do it too.”

“Do not.” The hanyou said, crossing his arms and looking away haughtily.

“Oh, yes you do,” said Miroku slyly. “I've heard you….”

InuYasha blushed and would not look at the monk.

“I'm warning you monk…” InuYasha growled.

“What, did you think you were hiding what you were doing?” Miroku laughed. “I've heard you do it…with a certain young mikos name on your lips.”

“That's it monk!” Exploded InuYasha, his face beet red and fists clenched. “Now you're going to get it!”

The monk scrambled away, the hanyou in hot pursuit.

Suddenly it dawned on Myoga what had happened and he flushed and dropped back to the ground. These human males and their hormones….