InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Fifty Hues of Silver ❯ Pausing the Game ( Chapter 3 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

Title: Pausing the Game

Word Count: 570

Type: One Shot (no additional chapters)

I do not own any material created by Rumiko Takahashi.

"THIS PLACE IS A MESS, INUYASHA!" Kagome frantically yelled, as she ran around their apartment.

She had called Inuyasha on his cell after work to tell him that her parents were coming over for dinner, so she was going to stop at the grocery store to pick up some extra items.

That was 3 and a half hours ago.

Surely, Inuyasha would've straightened up the apartment and had the kitchen cleared so that all she had to do was cook after she came home from a long days of work, right?

WRONG.

Inuyasha was currently doing a very good job at ignoring her while he sat topless on the couch playing the new video game that she had just purchased for him.

"I'm playing a game!" was his reply, not even bothering to look away from the screen.

"I told you I needed the place clean, Inuyasha! Now I have to clean and cook all by myself!"

"I'll help you when the game is done!"

"They'll be here in less than two hours!"

"You're acting like they haven't seen me play video games before!"

Kagome walked towards the kitchen and started unpacking the groceries, resisting the urge to whip an apple towards the back of his head.

"That was a family gathering and you were playing with my brother; they found that cute! Now, you have to show them your professional side!"

He snorted.

"You're a professional at being a pain in my ass, did you know that Kagome?"

"Are you going to help me or not?"

Inuyasha ignored her, twisting his entire body with the X-box controller, willing his character to move faster.

Kagome looked around the apartment. Her parents were not going to be impressed if they came into her house in its current state. She needed help.

She sighed, knowing exactly what she had to do. Desperate times called for desperate measures.

Standing up tall, she made sure to speak loud so that Inuyasha would be able to hear her loud and clear.

"If you tidy up this apartment before I finish cooking, I will give you a blowjob."

The apartment was immediately filled with silence. The loud sounds of the television was suddenly interrupted with a giant 'PAUSE' sign displayed across the screen.

Her boyfriend jumped up from behind the couch and quickly made his way over to her.

"What do you need me to do?"

Kagome punched him in his shoulder.

"I WANT YOU TO DO EVERYTHING THAT I TOLD YOU TO DO BEFORE YOU STARTED PLAYING THAT GAME!"

Inuyasha rolled his eyes and pushed his girlfriend aside to head towards the cleaning cabinet.

"Your yelling is the most irritating sound on the face of this planet."

"Why didn't you start cleaning earlier, you asshole!"

Inuyasha started putting dirty plates in the dishwater.

"Obviously because you didn't tell me you'd suck my dick after I finished, now start cooking!"

Two hours later, Kagome's family arrived and they all sat down around the dinner table. Kagome's mom was ecstatic with the way they organized their apartment.

"Inuyasha dear, I'm so happy you met my daughter, you two seem so perfect for one another."

"I'm happy I met her too, Mrs. Higurashi, it was just my fuck- LUCK! IT WAS JUST MY LUCK!" stuttered Inuyasha, as he desperately looked at his girlfriend.

Kagome closed her eyes and prayed for patience.

This was going to be a long night.