InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Flirtology ❯ Results ( Chapter 2 )
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A/N: I AM SOOOOOOOO SORRY FOR UPDATING SO LATE. Please forgive me (bows). Well I will tell you this never miss a week of school. EVER. For you will feel the effect. I went from a 85 and up in all my classes but when I returned from being sick my grades when way down. I will not tell you the details but I will tell you this I must get to the mail before my mom.
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Chapter two: Results
(Kagome P.O.V)
Kagome looked at the thong that Sango held up for her to try on. The thong she would admit was very elaborate but it was a bit on the skimpy side. It was pure black silk and shaped like a bikini with a string of fake white pearls as a back. Surly if she wore those and decided to go biking on a bumpy mountain she would surly feel the effects of having fake pearls shoved up her ass.
"Um…Sango you really don't expect me to wear that do you?" Kagome asked absurdly.
"No Kagome I expect you use them to floss your teeth." Sango said sarcastically.
" I bet I could if I tried." Kagome mutter under her breath.
"What was that you smart ass."
"Nothing and I'm not trying that horrendous thing on. Go ask someone else to try it on besides me." Kagome huffed and crossed her arms over her chest. She would not let Sango bully or talk her into wearing such a piece of clothing that could pass as a dish cloth or even a one square of toilet paper.
"Oh come on it won't hurt." Sango coaxed.
"Tell that to someone else but not me." Kagome said while eyeing the string in Sango's hand with hatred.
Sango scowled at her and returned the thong to its rightful place and picked out another one. This time it was red and had many ribbons on it. She bet if you wanted to play jump rope all you had to do was tie all that string together and you would be ready to jump. Hell she bet you could play Double Dutch and still have string left over.
"What kind of contraption is that?" Kagome asked in bewilderment.
"It says here it's a string thong that is easily removable. You tie it on the sides and in the back." Sango said with a smile on her face.
"It doesn't look like a thong to me. It looks like the rope you use to play jump rope with." Kagome said while finger the said thong in Sango's hand.
"What ever. Lets go to another store and try on something else." Sango grabbed Kagome's hand and dragged her next door to another one of Sango's favorite clothing story.
Next door was a store very popular to the girls in their school. It was called Confuzzled because it was said that the clothes that you wore from there would confuse and puzzle all the boys right into your lap. The meaning alone to that phrase would leave you confuzzled. What dimwitted boy would become confused and puzzled by your clothes? And if they did why the hell where they looking at the girls clothes that closely to begin with. Plus the clothes from Confuzzled weren't that bad looking that it would leave you that confused and puzzled. The creator of the company surly had a concussion when they thought of the name of their business.
"Why are we coming here Sango?" Sango knew that she hated this store and would burn it if she had the chance.
"To shop what else." Sango said while running towards the sports clothing section of the store.
"You know what I mean Sango." Kagome sighed and walked over to a set located near the dressing rooms and waited for Sango to finish.
"I need some new sweat pants the other ones I had ripped when I was stretching during softball practice over the weekend." Sango half shouted from the other end of the store.
"Hurry up I still haven't finish the summer homework I was assigned and I know you haven't even looked at your since you got it last year. We have to have it done or we won't get a good grade this semester it counts as 40 percent of our grade." Kagome said as Sango passed her with a handful of clothing.
"Okay, okay. I'll hurry up then." Sango continued looking at the different clothing on the racks and humming to herself. Kagome knew this would already be a long day.
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BEEP BEEP BEEP
Kagome stirred from her pleasant sleep.
BEEP BEEP BEEP
'What in the world is that sound?' she wondered as she tried to pinpoint the ear shattering noise.
When the beeping continued Kagome reached her hand from under her covers and reached for the contraption making the awful noise. Once she reached her goal and turned off the device she slipped back into the world of dreams only to be rudely awakened by the force of a body colliding or in others perspective body slamming into her own.
"KAGOME……get up sleepy head its time for school." Sango said while getting up from the flattened body of her sister.
"Go away I'm sleepy." Kagome yelled from under her dark blue cover.
"Aw come on Kag's you have to get up." Sango whined while trying to pry Kagome out of bed.
When she refused to get up she decided to use her secret weapon that worked on Kagome since she was thirteen.
"OH MY GOD Kagome your mom said you can finally get contacts." That had to force her sleepy friend to get up.
"REALLY!?!?!?" Kagome shot up from the bed and headed down the stairs to look for her mother.
When she found her mother in the kitchen she engulfed her mother in hugs and kisses while repeatedly shouting 'thank you' over and over.
Once Sango caught up to her she could help but laugh. Kagome literally strangled her mother while smothering her in kisses. Sango shook her head and grabbed Kagome by the arm and yanked her off their mother.
"Hey Sango let me go I have to finish thanking mom." Kagome said struggling in her grasp.
"Um…Kagome you're not really getting contacts you know." At hearing this Kagome stopped her struggling and slowly turned to her gaze upon her soon to be dead sisterly friend.
"What..did..you..say?" Kagome said angrily. Sango gulped and released her grip and slowly backed away.
"I said that..your not getting contacts." Watching as her friend's eye twitched slowly she smiled sheepishly. "Now Kagome lets settle this like mature young ladies."
"I will rip your throat out and shove it up your-"
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Kagome grimly walked to school while Sango trailed behind her cautiously.
"Um Kagome I'm sorry for lying to you but you wouldn't get up." Sango said apologetically as she walked faster to catch up to Kagome.
Kagome said nothing and walked faster. She really thought all her troubles would be over. She would not be made fun of if she where only able to wear contacts. All her troubles would just disappear and leave her behind. She wasn't ugly looking, she didn't even have acne or facial scars so why did everyone make fun of her. Okay she knew it was because of her glasses and hair but those where stupid reasons to her. It could also be her reputation as the school's most vulnerable person to pick on. Kagome subconsciously fiddled with her glasses and prayed that one day she would be able to wear contacts. Her mother said contacts where dangerous and could mess up her eyes if she wore them wrong but she thought that was a load of manure.
She watched the school come into view and slowed down. This school was a hellhole to her. The minute she walked into that damn school everyone pointed and laughed they didn't even try to get to know her they judged her and left her as jock meat. Sango was always there to protect her and that gave her time to escape and run to class but having a student in a lower grade protect you was very comical in her school. Everywhere she went people asked her where was her bodyguard and that annoyed her so much that she practically killed Sango when she was messing around with her one day.
One person that she knew who in school that never made fun of her was him. Sesshoumaru Taisho. She still remembered the first time he sat next to her in Biology class in the ninth grade. It was one of the most happiest days of her life.
FLASHBACK
Kagome made her way toward her third period class and entered slowly knowing that everyone would stare at her when she walked in. It was already enough that she was late because she couldn't find the class but to be a laughing stock and late was a bad combination. She slowly placed her hand on the doorknob of the classroom and turned it. Walking in slowly she looked around at all the pretty faces around her and sighed. This was going to be a hell class she already knew it.
"Hello. My name is Ms.Kaede please take a seat and open to the assigned page on the board." The voice startled Kagome that she squeaked loudly. Everyone of course laughed at her and called her a nut case. Ignoring them she introduced herself to the teacher already use to peoples reaction towards her.
"My name is Kagome Higurashi It's a pleasure to met you Ms.Kaede." Seeing her new teacher nod she took her place at a desk in the front of the room that happened to be empty.
Taking out her notebook and Biology book she opened to the page that was written on the board. Quickly scanning over the material she began taking notes.
Mitochondria-transfers energy from organic compounds to ATP
Ribosome-organizes the synthesis of protiens
Endoplasmic Reticulum (ER)-prepares protein for export (rough ER); synthesizes steriods, regulates calcium levels, breaks down toxic substances(smooth ER)
While she was writing someone took a seat next to her forcing her to lose her concentration and look to the side at the said being. To her surprise it was Sesshoumaru and she couldn't help but smile at him. She didn't even notice he had walked in the class or notice the heated stares she received from the other girls in the room. It was like kami answered her wish and she was floating on cloud nine. His only response to her smile was a cold stare that mentally hurt her.
'Geez he still on the not talking to him thing. I thought he would at least get over it by third grade but I guess I was wrong.' Kagome thought. Her smile immediately turned to a frown, which she aimed at him shamelessly. This must have shocked him for his eyes widened one forth of a centimeter but he quickly recovered and glared back. Kagome huffed and returned to her work. If he didn't want to talk to her than she had no problem he could take a stick and shove it up his ass for all she cared.
`He wouldn't know emotion if he went to jail and it fucked him up the ass.' Kagome thought bitterly.
FLASHBACK
Kagome smiled slightly at the memory. Since then Sesshoumaru has only spoken to her once and that was when she was crying behind the bleachers in gym after school in her junior year. That was the year all the girls that she knew started becoming bitchy and snobbish almost like they where to good for her and everyone else not like them. That was the day Hitomi, a new friend she had made the year before, became popular and dumped her for her new group of floozies. Kagome was very devastated; she had finally made a friend that could make her cooler in everyone's eyes. In a way you could say she was subjected to peer pressure by trying to fit in but she was only human after all.
"Why do you waste your tears on such foolish things?" His cold voice slicing through the sounds the sobbing girl. Kagome muttered a hiccupped 'why would you care' and ignored the silent figure standing above her.
Now that she was older she was ready to take on Shikon Highs student body and make them ever regret treating her so badly. It was time for Kagome to step up and show her true power.
"Kagome, why are you drooling and have a psychotic look on your face?" Sango questioned arching one of her perfectly plucked eyebrows at her. This snapped Kagome out of her little flashback and victory speech and she was only able to stare at Sango with a confused look upon her face.
"um….no reason." Shrugging she headed up the steps to their school entrance with her head held high.
She should of know the day was going to smoothly for her, from the minute she stepped on school ground to the minute her face made it through the double doors. She had a bad feeling that something was going to happen and she didn't normally ignore her bad feelings because they usually resulted in her getting hurt or publicly embarrassed. But today nothing was going wrong, Maybe they had decided to take a break and leave her alone for once.
Kagome smiled as she walked down the hall talking to Sango about random things. And that was when it happened. Eggs and wads of paper planted themselves on her and made her stumble and fall on the floor. Looking up at her attackers she wasn't surprised to see Hitomi and her band of whores smirking at her evilly. Sango watched in the background as Kagome stood up slowly her eyes twitching. Those who did not know Kagome had little patience for idiots than they knew now. After all Kagome could only take so much after so many years. Freshmen stepped back when they saw the look of murder in her eyes and others dared her to try something. Of course all those who where not seniors did not bulge wanting to see some new school year action but all the seniors knew that Kagome could have a mean streak especially those who had witnessed her treatment of Inuyasha and Kouga one summer day at the beach.
"Hey Kagome I like what you have done with your face at least now you looks prettier." Hitomi aimed her fake smile in her direction. Her reddish brown hair and dark brown eyes might have made guys fall for her now but any guy with common sense could tell that she was a slut.
Kagome stared at Hitomi with a blank stare and shook her head of the dripping egg yokes and walked passed Hitomi. There was no reason to start a fight with someone at the beginning of the school year. After all that was what the graduation after party was for, IF she got invited.
“So you're going to walk away like a scared baby and not do anything huh Kagome. I should have known you would never change. You always let people walk all over you and tell you what to do. It like you don't even have a backbone.” Hitomi sneered at Kagome's retreating back.
“I don't waste my time on fools.” Was all Kagome said, leaving behind a hallway filled with shocked people.
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It was lunch time and everyone was at their usual tables. Kagome and Sango had their own table because no one wanted a repeat of two years ago. Sango practically kicked the asses of all the people that previously occupied the table they where currently at. It was a very comical sight. From the perspective of others it looked like a young freshman throwing bodies this way and that but in reality she was only trying to make the people scoot over and let her sit down but they refused and she had to use force.
"Did you read Yuki's advice Kagome?" Asked an excited Sango as she read the column. Sango didn't know about Kagome's involvement in the school newspaper or that she was Yuki the Flirtologist. Rolling her eyes at her sister she took a bite out of her meatball surprise. The look of said lunch was a surprise indeed. The lunch ladies looked like they went through hard labor to make such a meal but from a student's point of view it looked as if it where made from mud and fried in hot car oil and dipped in meatball scented flavoring and served on a plastic tray with spaghetti to make it look fancy.
“No Sango, what did she write about this time?” Kagome feigned interest.
“She's giving flirting tips this year and I can't wait to try them out on Miroku.” Sango said excitedly.
“Well good luck I hope they work.” Kagome smiled a gentle smile and continued poking her lunch.
Kagome and Sango turned their heads in the direction of the cafeteria entrance when they heard many screams. Coming through the door was an irritated Sesshoumaru with his many fan girls. Many of the girls clung to his arm and others bowed down before him as if to worship him. Kagome laughed out loud when she spotted Hitomi and her floozies try her flirting tips.
`Life's great when Sesshoumaru's irritated.' Kagome thought as she smirked at Sesshoumaru as he passed by her table receiving a cold look shot at her from the corner of his eye.
Her eyes widened when a girl placed herself on the slightly shocked Sesshoumaru's lap.
Rule Five: Don't Be Afraid To Take Risk
Kagome and Sango chocked on their own spit and waited for what the violated Sesshoumaru would do. The girl seemed to be unfazed by the cold stare he aimed at her as she popped her gum and played with his perfectly calm hair.
“Well that's something you thought you would never see.” Sango said to Kagome. Kagome laughed at Sango. She saw Sesshoumaru snap his gaze at her and stare her down. Kagome and Sango didn't realize that the cafeteria had become quiet and gulped at all the stares they where receiving.
“uh…hey” Sango said sheepishly while scratched the back of her head.
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A/N: Hey A Girl Who Love Anime here. I hope you like the chapter. I'll try to update soon but I have a research paper I have to work on. Till then. Ja ne.