InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Foolish Human ❯ Foolish Human ( Chapter 1 )

Foolish Human

 

By Inu Hanyou Nikkie

 

 

Disclaimer: I do not own nor make any monies off of Inuyasha and the gang. No, that pleasure completely belongs to the Goddess Rumiko Takahashi. I am only using them for pure entertainment value.

 

Warning: Parody, Hentai, M/F, SoloF, making a complete ass of oneself, OOCness in Kagome

 

AN: Inspired by my most favourite couple Herr Otto Flick and Private Helga Geerhart from the British comedy series Allo-Allo. Can find out more here: http:// en.wikipedia. org/wiki/' Allo_'Allo! (just remove the spaces) Herr Flick reminds me so much of Sesshoumaru. Any flames will be laughed at until tears come and deleted… or shared with others to laugh at as well…

 

Pairing: Sess/Kag

 

 

 

Foolish Human

 

 

 

 

She had slipped away quietly in the still of the night. Sliding soundlessly from her sleeping bag with a stealthy glance at the slumbering bodies to make sure no one is even remotely close to waking before flipped the slumbering form of Shippou off for giving her a cramp in the arm. This was going to make her late for that midnight meeting with her demon lover…. Even since InuYasha passed on in a battle, Kagome had been withdrawing into herself. That is until HE came along.

 

He was walking when his group happened to cross paths with Kagome's group. He sniffed out in a most arrogant way the obvious lack of InuYasha in their group and Kagome was falling hook, line and sinker head over heels in love with the cold emotionless demon lord. So Kagome began to trick the group into following behind the stoic lord's troop all the while trying to seek out glances of the white clad ass of the tall Inu youkai when the occasional breeze would stir his luxurious locks aside.

 

 

 

 

 

 

There standing like a god walking the mortal realm was her demon lover, Sesshoumaru Lord of the Western Lands and all hers! His long, so long ankle length silky white water fall of hair perfectly trimmed to the exact length and meticulously groomed courtesy of his loyal retainer Jaken. A task that took a couple of hours to complete. Jaken to keep his bangs perfectly spaced and falling exactly the way his Lord wanted and to keep those slender side burns delicately with a soft curl used his abundance of ear wax to secure the style. His white youkai clothes crisp and sharp with their folds, pleats and creases. And then he turned slowly around and addressed Kagome.

 

“Human, you have come again tonight. What is it with your fascination with this Sesshoumaru's person?”

 

Kagome's heart fluttered in her chest at his cold emotionless statement. His voice it was so incredibly sexy and perfectly cultured to be the Lord's tone he had been groomed for through the centuries by his now deceased father. His face it was perfection! His eyes the cold of gold laying upon a winter's ice field. His eyebrows plucked and combed to the exact angle another task preformed by Jaken. His eyelashes long , thick and luscious. The youkai markings upon his eyelids, forehead and cheeks all deepened and enhanced by various pigments applied painstakingly over hours by Jaken. He was exceptionally tall for Youkai lord and his very stature screamed out arrogance, confidence, precision killer, royalty. The bathing moonlight only increased his assassin like aura and it made him even more desirable, more the very essence of sexuality that ever existed. Kagome couldn't hold herself any longer and raced to her lover with a radiant smile upon her face.

 

“I've missed you, my Lord. How are you this night?”

 

“This Sesshoumaru is as always.”

 

“Did you miss me?”

 

“I miss no one.”

 

“I bet you say that to all the girls.”

“This Sesshoumaru has no need to explain himself. You are starting to irritate me human, be quick or I will kill you.”

 

Kagome giggled happily and clasped her hands together before her and gazed up into Sesshoumaru's blank stare with sparkling azure eyes that shone brightly in the softly kissing moonlight. “Oh Sesshoumaru-kin-kun I need you so badly, may I kiss you now?”

 

“If that is what you want, foolish human woman. Only know that if you annoy this Sesshoumaru I shall end your worthless life.”

 

And with that permission Kagome stepped up onto a convenient nearby rock in order to get at lip level and eagerly pressed her lips to the non-moving, eyes opened and bored expression lips of Sesshoumaru. Her eyes shut Kagome began to moan at the sweetness of the kiss. She couldn't stand it any longer and twisting her head in all directions she increased and deepened the kiss. Her tongue lapping at the closed lips frantically - passionately.

 

`Oh gods, how he could kiss! He was amazing! And an attentive lover too!' she thought to herself, losing herself in her desires. `I should have been doing this long ago! I mean who would want a boring lover who interacted with your movements? Getting totally in the way! He is every inch the learned lover! I hope he'll teach me everything that pleases him!'

 

All the while Sesshoumaru stood there, not moving, not blinking his mouth a straight line closed… His arms to the side of his body and he stared off at some distant point over the bobbing and twisting head of the black haired miko currently leeched onto him like a tick and thought about Jaken's words that Rin needed some new clothes soon.

 

Kagome groaned and whimpered more. Her pussy was already dripping from Sesshoumaru's attentions. How he could get her so wet with a single kiss only increased her desire and wanting need for the stoic demon lord. She began squeezing her legs together as she walked in place creating a delicious friction that heated her blood even more.

 

Sesshoumaru, while Kagome was passionately assaulting his lips and whining like a hungry puppy, brought a hand up to his face and carefully painstakingly examined each of his claw for any snags or hangnails. Once that was done, he allowed some of his youki to flow into them temporarily, creating an ominous eerie green glow before he put the arm back to his side and did the same to the other. Satisfied that his claws are prefect he waited for the next part of Kagome's nightly visits to him.

 

 

 

 

Breaking away from the kiss and near breathless, Kagome panted as she got down from the rock. Her lips swollen and a desirable red shade from the passion filled kisses. Once her feet were back on the ground she whimpered he was going to bring her to another beautiful climax again!

 

She began tearing at her clothes ripping it places in her haste to be naked before her beloved demon lord. Clothes shed, she threw herself upon the ground and began to caress her body with her hands while moaning Sesshoumaru's name.

 

 

 

Sesshoumaru titled his gaze down at the naked beautiful miko before him. Her sparkling ebony locks a halo about her head, her creamy skin bearing the signs of her past battles with a few slightly pinker scars the biggest being on her arm from Kohaku's blade and her hip from where the Shikon no tama was ripped from her flesh by the centipede youkai Mistress Centipede. He watched for a while as Kagome caressed her body, her fingers plucking at her hardened dusty nipples like harp strings.

 

He watched in boredom as she arched her back slightly and moved her head from side to side slowly as Kagome played the orchestra that was her sexual body. Pulling forth arias from between her parted lips, building up crescendo after crescendo of sonnets in moans, whimpers and panting grunts before her hands slid betweens her parted legs.

 

 

 

Kagome used one hand to part her dripping and soaked pink lips like a flower blooming to the sun that were her Lord's eyes. With the other hand she pressed in one finger and began to move this graced finger in and out slowly. She purred out Sesshoumaru's name with each inward movement of her fingers until she was thrusting hard against her pussy. The wet smacks of her hand against her wetness echoing out loudly in the air around them. Kagome moaned loudly and added two more fingers. Pumping her fingers fast and furiously she sought the release that only her Sesshoumaru could grant her.

 

 

 

 

Sesshoumaru watched still, unmoved completely by the thrashing and bucking female on the ground before him. Her lower regions exposed and completely drenched in her essence. He didn't blink, his expression never changed and still he watched until he turned silently upon on heel and bringing a perfectly positioned clawed hand up to his hair gave it a nonchalant toss over the shoulder and slowly walked away from the female fucking herself harshly until he was gone from sight. He even saw her completion, never saw her hands fall limply away from her body in exhaustion from her climax. Though he did hear her scream out `Yes' as she came hard.

 

 

 

 

Kagome had cum like only Sesshoumaru could grant her and as she lay there panting for breath and waiting for her shaking limbs to stop feeling like rubber she marvelled and bathed in the sense of sweet adoring love.

 

Lifting her head up and catching the barest hints of white as Sesshoumaru walked away she chirped out, “So next week we'll met up again, my Lord?” No response was given but then that wouldn't be like him at all and Kagome smiled softly. She was getting through to her Lord and this was his way of telling her he loved her dearly and wholly. She wasn't about to ever turn away from the hottest and best sex or love making that she had found!!

 

So until she sought her demon lover out again next time, she would have to be satisfied with this deviant affair tonight.

 

“Until next time, my love,” she whispered upon the wind.

 

 

 

 

Owari