InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Forest for the Trees ❯ Repression, Aggression and Mucus ( Chapter 3 )

HOoo boy. I'll be changing the symbol for the change of perspective; I've been alerted that it's easy to miss. Also, some may have noticed that I had a little bit of a problem with the perspective itself. I originally wanted to keep it all in Kagome's point of view, and then I had to add Miroku's. Oh and do any of you have any idea how hard it is to create wild mastidonian love when your restricted to spelling it out in someone's thoughts? Do most people have an inner dialog while doin' the bedtime boogie? So if its all jumpy and confusing I'm sorry….you want them to have sex, your going to have to deal. Kay?

Forest for the Trees

Chapter 3;

"Don't light the fire if you ain't gonna cook

Don't touch that trigger if you just gonna look

Don't leave on trial what you know you can't do

Don't' get me started if you can't follow through

Don't take me halfway to heaven

No, if your feet aren't gonna leave the ground

Don't take me halfway to heaven if you're just foolin around.

Don't ask for seconds if you can't eat it all…

Don't start my motor is its just going to stall

Don't call the pony if you ain't gonna ride…

Get out of the shed row if you just can't decide.

Don't take me halfway to heaven.

No, if your feet aren't gonna leave the ground

Don't take me halfway to heaven if you're just fooling around."

~Beth Hart

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She was mad. No, she was steaming. She was as angry as a wet cat who had just had just been picked up by her tail. She was a force to be reckoned with, an unstoppable whirlwind of swarming mosquitoes that had just come out of the well to be faced with a very confused Inuyasha.

"Kagome?" He asked. "What the hell? What were you doing down there with Miroku? What are you doing back? Why the fuck is your shirt on backwards?" The flurry of questions were all very consequential and it can be assured that anyone in Inuyasha's position would have said almost the exact same. Well almost anyone. Someone else would have been more observant, someone else would have noticed the little things, like the fact that Kagome was growling.

Inuyasha suddenly looked very nervous.

"Kagome?" He asked again.

"SIT! SIT! SITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSIT!!!" She was wet, she had misplaced her bra, and she was very unsatisfied. And she very much blamed the half demon. The thunder seemed to echo her angry footsteps as she stormed towards the village, leaving her full yellow bag behind and in the well.

A good deal later when Inuyasha was finally able to move, he stumbled over to the well to retrieve Kagome's bag, lest he anger her more than she was, if that was possible. With great trepidation he peered over the well and down at Miroku.

Who was whimpering.

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Things were different, no one could deny that…no matter how much they wanted to. A few days after the `incident' our heroes were doing their thing. You know, walking. Kagome was kicking everything that dared to cross her path, Miroku was watching everything Kagome did, Inuyasha was watching Miroku watching Kagome and wondering just what he had interrupted.

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I can't believe this. It just has to be my dumb friggin' luck, Inuyasha just has to come looking for him. I WASN'T FINISHED WITH HIM YET! *sigh * did I really think it was bad before? This so sucks. I can't believe I put my hands down his robes! Oh gosh, I'm blushing, I just know it. It's safe to say I won't be disappointed…that is if I ever get another chance to get him alone again.

Ye gods! I just have to!

Oh great…another damn demon…always wanting to interrupt something.

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"Jewel shards." Kagome said in a clipped voice. "Big bad, straight ahead…whatever." She folded her arms with a humph and leaned back hard against the nearest tree. Inuyasha watched her unusual behavior with interest, his eyes going to Miroku to see him still staring with glazed eyes at Kagome's breast. With a growl he jerked his head back in the direction the demon was approaching and readied himself for whatever was to come.

He'd deal with Miroku's wandering eyes later.

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I'd beg. Get down on my knees in front of any and everyone. I'd grovel, kiss those wonderful arched feet. I'd do anything to have her. I have to have her. Hell, I'll even marry her. That wouldn't be half bad…steamy little vixen like that. Such eager, warm, demanding hands. I'd bet she'd like to be on top…perfect creamy skin, all for me. No one else would be aloud to touch her. I'd be able to have her anytime, anyplace. Oh dear heaven above….Mine!

Wait, why did we stop?

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The group waited patiently for their foe to emerge. Well Sango waited patiently, Inuyasha was bouncing up and down on the balls of his feet, Miroku was looking at Kagome and drooling, and Kagome was muttering something to the ever attentive if somewhat abused rocks.

"Kagome!" Inuyasha yelled "I thought you said there were some jewel shards coming this way!"

"Yeah, yeah. They're coming. Keep your pants on!" She ground out and settled more comfortably against the hard bark of the tree. The movement gave her breasts a slight bounce and Miroku tilted his head, and muttered some gibberish before hitting the ground with a resounding thud.

This seemed to knock him out of his sexually deprived stupor and he popped back up.

"Mine!" He yelled out, gaining everyone's attention. "Why did we stop?" Miroku asked oblivious to his waning control of reality.

"Kagome says there are shards coming." Inuyasha spat out with disgust.

Kagome's eyes narrowed. The half demon swallowed hard. "Bite me Inuyasha." She said with clenched teeth. Inuyasha's jaw dropped. He stared at Kagome, startled by her uncharacteristic behavior. Sango was smirking as she relished in the fact that Kagome had grown an impressive pair of balls.

And just then, Inuyasha got a face full of mucus.

It spattered into his eyes and dripped down his nose leaving his mouth and chin uncovered. "What the fuck!?" He yelled, stumbling over a stray tree branch and falling to the damp ground.

Sango threw her boomerang at the wet mass that appeared to be slowly moving towards them. Her lip curled in a disgusted sneer when her weapon merely stuck to the putrid mass. "Oh gross!" she exclaimed.

Miroku and Kagome stood silent watching the `thing' move towards them mumbling incoherently. It had the speed and grace of a glacier fighting its way up a mountain. As far as Kagome could tell, its only attack was its projectile mucus. "Oh that's just wrong." Kagome murmured as it once again spewed its weapon of mass disgustion at Inuyasha. "What do you suppose it is?" Kagome asked leaning towards Miroku.

"Uh…Slug demon?" He guessed. "Can you see the shard?"

"Shards." She corrected. "Its got two of them and it still as week as a newborn kitten." She raised her bow and notched an arrow. She pulled the string back with her index and middle finger lining up her shot and waiting for the wildly rampant Inuyasha to get out of the way. "Oh this is stupid. Inuyasha! Sit!" A cursing Inu hit the ground with a resonating thud, Kagome took her shot and her flaming arrow barreled toward the monstrosity that at one time might have been a slug demon. When the air cleared, there was nothing left but a charred outline and two darkly glowing jewel fragments.

Miroku and Kagome walked as one to the burnt ground. "You've never done that before." Miroku stated as his feet crunched along the crispy ground.

"I think it's because he was made of…uh…slime, or something." Kagome reasoned while bending over to pick up the pieces, purifying them. She moved over to where Inuyasha was systematically clawing goo off of his face, or trying too. "Yasha, stop." She told him grabbing his wrists.

"Get it offa me." Inuyasha whimpered.

"I will, just hold still and don't move." Kagome crooned soothingly. She placed one hand over his face, cringing as it came in contact with the sticky substance. She closed her eyes and concentrated a small amount of energy into the palm of her hand, it glowed briefly and then resided, leaving Inuyasha sitting with his eyes tightly screwed shut. "You can open your eyes now." She told him.

"Feh." He stated eloquently, passing a slightly shaking clawed hand over his face.

Kagome rolled her eyes and turned back towards Miroku who was shaking his head at the half demon. "Kagome!" Sango called, holding her weapon up by its strap with thumb and index finger. "Do you think you could do that again?" She asked sheepishly while looking at her boomerang in disgust as it dripped sluggishly onto the black ground.

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