InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Forest for the Trees ❯ Floppy ears of doom and thumpy feet of annihilation! ( Chapter 6 )

Hi.

Bet you never thought you'd hear from me again huh? I could say I've been busy, I could use the guy that is stalking me as an excuse, but there is no excuse… I'm a horrible person. It's a good thing I don't have children or animals, they would be dead from neglect by now. If you've been reading my diary you have some clue of the kind of things I've been doing instead of this.

I've had some ideas lately, and I've taken to writing them down, so the process would be easier. To be frank I never thought I would get more than three chapters into the story before I dumped it like an overeager puppy into the Ohio river. I think I'm doing this out of guilt….

Forest for the Trees

Chapter 6; "Floppy ears of doom and thumpy feet of annihilation!"

"I'd drown my beliefs, to have you be in peace. I'd dress like your niece, to wash your swollen feet. Just don't leave, don't leave. And true love waits, in haunted attics. And true love wins, on lollipops and crisps. Just don't leave, don't leave. I'm not living, I'm just killing time. You're tiny hands, your crazy kiss and smile. Just lonely, lonely... Just lonely, lonely…"

~Radiohead "True Love Waits"

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There they lay. Filthy humans, due to their state of undress it is safe to guess they just commenced copulation. In their ignorance they leave themselves wide open, their senses blocked, danger could come from any angle. And the girl, still in possession of the jewel. Foolish female, to think one such as she would be in charge of such a supreme power. One as powerful as myself could merely swoop in and relieve her of such a charge, if I so desired.

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The happily exhausted couple lay in a quite heap. Every once in a while one would heave a contented sigh, or hands would flutter over cooling skin. True, in their bliss filled state they took notice of nothing but each other. They were perfectly unaware of the crimson eyes that watched them.

Miroku's body lay heavy over Kagome, and she was warm, and content. The fingers of one hand wove intricate patterns into his unbound hair, while the other played some unheard song on his ribs. The monk looked down at her, taking careful note of her closed eyes and smiling lips. If it had been possible he would have drawn her face, just so he could have carried it with him. A distant undiscovered part of his mind committed her features to memory, burning every detail into his brain.

Kagome's eyes came to that sleepy half open state, and watched Miroku watch her. She poked him in the ribs, and he grinned. His head lowered and the two shared a lazy kiss.

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How dare they! How dare they go unbeknownst of my presence! I am the ultimate evil! I am evil incarnate! Should the young miko not feel the ripples of my presence? Should she not quake in fear at the nearness of my very being? I am great, she should tremble in fear, not be preoccupied by passion. There has to be an inkling in the back of her mind of the kind of fiend that I am. In some unconscious way she should know of my armies, she should know that our numbers double by the day. She should realize what a threat we truly are. And now, now I have to means to finally take down these wretched humans! I can feel the power coursing through my veins; I can feel the very being of evil working though my pointed claws. No more will my fur be the thing desired for warmth, no longer shall my ears and tails be cooed over as a thing so adorable! I am a thing of ill content; I have malice in my heart. I am the sadistic cross eyed bunny of destruction! With my floppy ears of doom and thumpy feet of annihilation! With every murderous fiber of cuteness I come closer and closer to the ultimate goal of world domination! What other species could so fully propagate the world with evil? What other beings are so readily available in some form in almost every country? So underestimated are we, so ignored in the eyes of man. NO MORE!

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Miroku finally gained strength in his arms and resolutely lifted himself off of Kagome's prone body, staring down at what he had just so totally conquered. Their legs were tangled, bodies still joined, each to lazy to rise. Kagome looked up at the man responsible for her state and grinned a very Miroku like grin. She ran her hands over his back, around his shoulders and down his arms, simply enjoying the freedom of touch. He watched her face, marveling in the effect he had on her, marveling in the fact that she let him.

Kagome's eyes popped open and for a second she looked very perplexed. Miroku pulled himself fully off of her and rolled to a more comfortable position on his side. "Ow." She said in a confused way. Thinking it was somehow his fault, he sat up looking down at her, just as confused. "Oow ow. Owowowow!" She violently shook her leg and pushed up onto her elbows, both looked down towards their feet to see a brown cotton tail angrily nibbling on Kagome's ankle. "What the hell?!" she demanded. Both looked at the animal, and it stopped its assault, feeling their eyes on him.

"Is that a bunny?" Miroku asked with narrow eyes, studying the thing with glowing pink eyes and one sharpened incisor. "What? Is it supposed to be evil or something?" he asked.

Kagome sat up and examined her leg, which turned out to be merely scraped raw, and no where near the mauled state the evil being had been hoping to accomplish. "I think so." Kagome replied, looking up from the scratches. "Huh," she mused "it seems to have a jewel shard." With that being said she sat up and snatched the fuzzy woodland creature up by his `floppy ears of doom' and jerked him up to eye level. "How in the world would something like this get a jewel shard?" she asked no one in particular.

"I am the root of all evil! I am the new father of destruction!" the bunny squeaked out in a high pitched cartoon like voice. "Bow before me you weak pathetic excuses for beings! Give your new unholy master the jewel and I may spare you worthless lives when my kind rule this land."

Both Miroku and Kagome stared dumbly at the bunny. Kagome's facial expression could be akin to that of an elderly person after a stroke, strangely slack and unresponsive. It was Miroku who came out of his stupor first and promptly burst into laughter. Kagome soon followed.

The violent mirth they shared shook the poor little father of destruction to and fro, unfortunately by his adorable little ears. His eyes flashed from the glowing pink to a sharply glowing fuchsia. "How dare you mock your new supreme ruler!" He squealed loudly in outrage. "You are the lower beings here, I should laugh at you! Leaving yourselves so open to attack, you with your naked fumbling! You acted as if you had never mated before! Are humans so inept?" The girly voiced bunny of destruction demanded.

Kagome and Miroku looked at each other, as if their eyes could convey thought and feeling. And as a unit they looked back at the fluffy ball of death, who smirked knowingly.

With a slight movement Kagome swung the animal over towards Miroku and said in a very staid voice, "Kill it."

And Miroku grinned a very Inuyasha grin.

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Yea yea yea…it's short, but that's all you get right now. I hope I can get back into the swing of things now.