InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Freaky Friday InuYasha Style ❯ Chapter 2: Hojo and diagrams ( Chapter 2 )

Ok in this Chapter Hojo is really OOC becuz I just can't stand him…Then again who can? By the way thanks 4 the reviews keep em comin!

Chapter 2: Hojo and diagrams

It was shortly after Kagome and InuYasha left that Miroku was grinning widely. "I'll be good alright…I'm going to skool too! OH JUMPING JELLY BEANS!" Sango gave him a pathetic look, at his over excitement. "Miroku you are going no where!" Sango took him by the leg trying to pull him into the house, but to no avail. "Oh come on lady Sango it will be fun, I wanna see InuYasha make a fool of himself don't you?"

"my tail" Sango said pointing down to the puff of fur at her bottom. "You could turn into someone though Sango" Shippo replied walking out to the two struggling with each other. "True but what are you going to do Shippo?" "I can come too" "Ok lets go." They started running after the others, Sango using Shippo's low sense of smell.

Meanwhile

InuYasha and Kagome was a block from the school when she stopped running. "I'll watch from the window so if you make me look like a fool I'll know how many times to sit you" InuYasha looked to the building, "do you think we'll ever get back to normal?" "Yes because the author doesn't trust Miroku in Sango's body"

"who is the author anyway?"

"Some over obsessed fan who could care less about people's nerves"

"oh what a bitch"

"EXCUSE ME!" I scream, popping in front of him. "Maybe I won't have you go back to normal"

"I was only kidding! Really!"

"Really?… that's a shocker,"

"it is isn't it?" Kagome inquired along with me.

"ahem lets get back to the story already, so it can end and I'll be a boy again" I nodded "ya…well continue and by the way I think you both are a better couple than you and Kikyo, I'm a proud Kikyo hater sorry peace out!" Disappears. "Well that was a waste of time, how dare she say that about Kikyo"

"I like her" Kagome smiled lightly, you could only guess how weird this looked on InuYasha's face. InuYasha stared, and Kagome remembered her school. "Oh great InuYasha get going I'm late enough!" "Ok ok but let me tell you, you owe me big time" this said he stalked into the school, grumbling.

Miroku was the first to see the white building, "that's it! Now what grade was Kagome in?" "8th grade I think," Sango answered, "one thing how are we gonna get in the class, looking like this and all?" She asked, when Miroku spotted three boys and two girls talking over by some bushes, of their age. Miroku smiled again. "Be right back" he took his staff and shifted in the bushes they were in, to the three people chatting. Then there was a huge `CRACK!' noise. "MIROKU YOU DIDN'T!" She called moving over to where he was, Shippo behind her. He pulled the three people in the bush, their heads had a bump at the top, and he started stealing their uniforms but leaving SOME of there under garments on. "Miroku!" "What we'll get in the school now," he smiled another perverted smile. Sango shook her head. "That still isn't right" "yes Sango I know but they'll be fine…Here morph into somebody you can picture and put these on." He handed her the boy's uniform. She now smiled "Oh I know who I'm turning into" she walked farther into the bush and changed clothes and body, and then walked out. "When we find the class we are twins ok," Sango said, she had turned into herself. He chuckled, "that was smart, how do I look," he asked showing off his hair and features. Sango snorted Miroku was wearing a bra on his head. "Like an idiot, you don't wear that on your head you lame brain" Shippo came out next. "These pants are tight, but I'll be fine." When they were all finished getting ready they headed inside the `skool.' They soon found some teens talking and asked them where the principle's office was, they were directed right to it, and walked in. "Hello are you three new students?" Miroku looked to the name on the pallet on the principle's desk, reading the name his eyebrows slanted and started to twitch. Miroku coughed, "um yes we are Mr. Dinglefook" Sango and Shippo both made a face of stupidity. The principle looked at Miroku oddly, he sounded like a man, and coming from Sango's body guess how awkward that would sound, but he advanced thinking he was uh um special if you know what I mean. "What grade are you all in, and are you all related?" Miroku continued. "We are in Kagome Higurashi's class and yes were related this is my eternal twin Sango, and brother Shippo….um he was born the same day as us, he just looks gorgeously handsome for his age, with his beautiful hair and-" Sango elbowed him hard in the chest. "Personally this is why cousin's shouldn't marry…My twin is the retarded he she of us" "what!?" She elbowed him again. The principle Mr. Dinglefook felt a little disturbed, but asked "and her name is?" "My names Miroku" "isn't that a boy's name" Sango sighed. "That's why she's a he she" the principle was silent for a second then cleared his throat. "Well than follow me to your new class room" he opened the door, motioning them to follow.

Meanwhile

InuYasha just seated himself in Kagome's desk, looking around, feeling at ease until. "Hey Kagome" "Ah!" InuYasha startled looked to the speakers body, "whoa Kagome relax its just Eri, Ayumi and Yuka" InuYasha stared…who are these girls. "Man Kagome is it you're time of the month again, is that why you're so jumpy" Eri asked. "T-time of the month?" InuYasha asked speaking high. "Oh dear she still seems ill, you shouldn't be here today Kagome" Ayumi spoke. "I'm not ill now leave me alone"

The real Kagome outside the window smacked her forehead. Baka.

Kagome's friends only smiled thinking it must be boy problems again and sat in their seats, right when the party started. The door opened four people walking in. Kagome and InuYasha stared in shock. "Mrs. Nakasumi these are some new students named Sango, Shippo and Miroku" he whispered "she's special" and waited for Mrs. Nakasumi's reply. "Well welcome you three where are you from?" "uh um" Sango spotted a map and read Niigata and replied. "Niigata" the teacher smiled warmly "I used to live there too, now where would you like to sit?" They all answered near Kagome and the teacher arranged their new desks. Eri, Yuka and Ayumi were a little upset about moving away from their friend, but obeyed their teacher's command. Miroku sat down next to InuYasha, "miss me?" InuYasha scowled.

"Hey Kagome!"

"Ah!" Once again there was InuYasha startled once more.

"Are you ok Kagome are you not feeling all gay and dandy today?" It was dum da dun Hojo. InuYasha gave him a dry look "what the hell?" "Poor thing, well if you are feeling ok on the weekend wanna go a zippity dew da date!" InuYasha stared…really disturbed, `lord save me' outside Kagome motioned him to say no. Then Yuka had to butt in. "She'd love too Hojo!"

"Oh no way in hell Kagome is dating this gay not happy pile of shit!"

"Kagome?" Yuka replied when she felt a hand caress her bottom. "AHHH!" She turned, Miroku waved. "You lez!" smack. "Are you sure Kagome?" InuYasha sat there trying to tone him out. "Are you sure Kagome?" silence "are you sure Kagome" "FOR GODS SAKES I AM FRICKEN SURE ALREADY NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!" "oh" he sat in his desk…. "Are you sure Kagome" "ERRR SHUT UP!" He was saved by the teacher who had just walked in. "Good morning class!" Kagome smacked her forehead why today?! For it was the teacher for dum da dun smex ed "Good morning Mrs. Kanashi" the class answered in a droned in a dull bored tone. She went up to the board and wrote smex ed in extremely huge letters. "Oh I'm gonna like this class" Miroku muttered while InuYasha's face turned beet red. "Today class I bought some diagrams to show you!" Now it was crimson. She walked up to the overhead. "If you feel embarrassed, I will assure you many more will" "Not me!" Miroku called anxiously, the class giggling. "Er anyway this is the woman's diagram" and there it was, InuYasha's eyes went huge why are they teaching us this! "OH YA! That's what I'm talking about…nice titties!" Miroku said after it went quiet, a cricket began chirping. After they all recovered Miroku's um little encore the teacher pointed to certain….*cough* um areas giving a nice long speech of what it was and what happens to it. (A/N: I nearly died in that class, the speech we got was half an hour 4 only 1 diagram! That will haunt my dreams forever!) "Now it's the boy's turn to blush." There the other one went. "EWWW!" All the girl screamed looking away, InuYasha non-stop blinking. Miroku replied over everyone "its not that bad! My brother Shippo's is worse" "MIROKU!" Shippo's eyes flickered in flames, "YOURS ISN'T VERY ATTRACTIVE EITHER!" All student's heads shot at Miroku. Sango saying "she's a he she nothing to see here people" "oh ok" the class all said at different times, and looked back to their uhhhh well studies. The long awaited bell for recess rang Shippo running to the washroom to puke, while InuYasha ran outside to find Kagome damn is she gonna get it!