InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Freaky Friday InuYasha Style ❯ Art is in the eye of the beholder ( Chapter 6 )
Disclaimer: AHHHH I keep forgetting! The cops were actually at my house so I'm currently hiding out in a cardboard box with a frickin computer, its not really roomy so I hope ur happy now Rumiko! I don't own InuYasha ok…*hears rain*….NO MY HOME IS GETTING SOGGY! *c's the computer go on fire* AH ITS GONNA BLOW! *springs out of the box in slow motion* NAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *BOOOM*
Chapter 6: Art is in the eye of the beholder
"Come on Kagome its Art!" Shippo exclaimed with excitement, he could hardly contain himself, art was his talent and it sounded like it was going to be the best class all day. He took hold of Kagome's hand and started pulling her down to Mr. Yoshiko's class.
InuYasha walked alone behind them, Miroku beside Sango behind him.
InuYasha was not happy about the next class at all! Because he couldn't draw at all, he kept his pace though, walking a little worried.
"Everyone take your seats…" All followed they're teachers command and seated themselves in they're assigned seats. Mr. Yoshiko places on a serious face expression. "Today I want you to draw the person on your left or right, and make it detailed and good or you fail…If you draw a line wrong you fail, if you don't complete it you fail… and if you don't like what I'm saying you fail and lastly if you can't draw you fail" smiles and then continues. Says cheerfully "good luck class and remember have the greatest time drawing….^_^" there is a knock at the door just then. "NO BODY MOVE! Now you will draw while I'm gone or You-Will-Fail" answers the door. "Honnichiwa such a lovely day isn't it and what do you need?" Closes the door.
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"Talk about a split personality" InuYasha comments, the door flings open again. "I heard that, when I find who said that you fail….. Now Mrs. Kakiroki what were you saying about the beautiful flowers in the park" door closes.
Random person coughs.
Door opens "GET WORKING! OR-"
"we all fail we know!"
"Geez you don't have to be so hard on yourselves I was gonna say detention, tisk you kids" does one of them gay hand movements with his hand and goes back to chatting outside. They all begin getting a paper and sketch pencils for they're work.
InuYasha began drawing Sango…well trying anyway… Sango was drawing InuYasha, Miroku was drawing Sango also and Kagome drew Miroku and Shippo drew her.
InuYasha panicked, his drawing looked like a fat pig sitting on a lawn mower. "How are you doing InuYasha?" Sango inquired drawing the hair. "Uh heh I didn't start" starts crumpling it up.
"O…k then"
InuYasha let out a long sigh. Sesshomaru told me how to draw a stick man a long time ago…That will work.
Miroku never took his eyes off his paper and Sango, using a black pastel for the outline… he smirked at the efforts.
Mr. Yoshiko finally returned, entering through the door he slowly turned and shut it quietly. He turned back and started going along each aisle, placing a comment here or there. He patted Shippo on the back then announced InuYasha's nightmare.
"Afterwards when you finish you will present it to the class or-"
"detention?"
"No you'll have to lose marks ^_^"
the class groans and starts to rush and finish, after twenty more minutes the teacher called each student up by row to present it.
"Hojo!"
"Yes?"
"your turn"
"whats 1+1?"
"what?! I don't know I'm an art teacher get going"
"daaa okey dokey"
Hojo walked to the front and held out his picture. "This is Kagome"
"….Hojo you don't sit anywhere near her, so I guess you fail"
"WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"NEXT!"
Shippo got up and pushed Hojo out of the classroom. "This is InuYasha"
"not bad not bad, but if I bought paintings for a living that wouldn't even be one of them sooo I guess you fail"
Shippo slammed the picture on the floor, "this is bullshit! If I took pictures for a living your face wouldn't be one of them OR IT WILL BREAK THE CAMERA!"
"go to the office"
"I hate you" walks away outside the classroom, Hojo still lying on the floor.
"Next"
Kagome arose and paced to the front of the classroom, holding out Miroku's picture.
"Good good"
"what? Really?"
"Ya if I liked Pinocchio, make sure you burn it"
"hmp!" Kagome walked back to her desk, muttering curses under her breath.
"Next"
Miroku did the same actions, holding his picture forward. It looked like the Mona Lisa only Sango's head replaced the head.
"……………..WHAT THE HECK IS THAT! Sango I see in not even wearing any of that crap! What are you on crack, get it out of my sight, now!"
"I hope Buddha does something evil to you, you lame ass!"
"Office"
"damn"
It finally came to InuYasha.
His face was white and he sweated.
"Uhhhhh heh do I have to go up?"
"Yes or I'll send you to Mr. Dinglefook"
"but I didn't do anything"
"I love being mean and powerful now go!"
He sighed and walked up, and there was his picture…A stick man.
Poor InuYasha he never noticed he drew a line in between the legs…And he was drawing Sango.
"It's it's."
"Horrible?"
"Beautiful, so creative I LOVE IT! I'll buy it!"
InuYasha blinked continuously out of shock.
"WHAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!" Shippo hollered in the doorframe.
"He must be joking" Miroku growled.
"You are supposed to be at the office!"
"fine…….were off to see the office, the horrible office of doom, we hear the many many screams of kids… we are gonna frickin die….were off to see the office the horrible office of doooooooom"
Kagome smiled at InuYasha, she wanted to laugh she saw InuYasha's mistake there, but thought his efforts were cute. Wonder what will happen after school.
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Phew that's done, I hoped you liked it for my chapter tester went on vacation for two weeks, I hope she's having fun. It's funny because at my school we based her as Shippo, my other close friend Kagome, the hyper purple lover pervert Miroku and then Sango…guess who I am, poor Inu would hate me LOL and my other close friend is Kikyo (even though I don't like Kikyo, we had to base her as someone….) anyway plz review the chappie so I noe if you want me to continue, and if you have any ideas to make the story more better I am all ears…Well sayonara