InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Freaky Friday InuYasha Style ❯ Chapter 7: Finally going home ( Chapter 7 )

Chapter 7: Finally Going Home!

The sun shone inside and along the school as the greatest thing happened in the whole entire day. The last bell had finally rung. InuYasha leapt from his school chair chanting "hai hai hai" over and over again, grabbing all of Kagome's homework and dashing out of the classroom, Kagome waved her hand, "wait InuYasha!"

InuYasha sped along the hall, never noticing he dropped Kagome's language book on the way. Hojo picked it up, "KAGOME YOU DROPPED YOUR HANDY DANDY NOTEBOOK!"

But InuYasha was already out of earshot, Hojo stood there trying to figure out what he'd do about the textbook, when he was trampled by Sango, Miroku, Shippo and Kagome who were trying to catch up with InuYasha. They were then passing a herd of girls, and well Miroku just had to say hello.

"Why hello there ladies I'm Mirok-" Sango pulled him away by the collar of his shirt, her face etched in anger. "Heh why hello lady Sango"

"I'm not flattered at all Miroku"

"I was only saying hi"

"and when you say hi it always leads to `will you bare my child?'"

Miroku scoffed with a noticeable falseness, that usual innocent smile forming on his lips "when have I ever done that?"

That's when they passed another teenaged girl, Miroku pulling out of Sango's tight grasp and cupping the girls hands. "Why hello there I'm Miroku, your such a pretty girl I was wondering will you bare my child?" The girls face transformed to a face of help. Sango boiling like a kettle, whacking Miroku's head with a binder. "EAH!" Miroku passed out on the ground. "Arigato gozainasai!" The girl bowed, running off. Sango looked down to Miroku.

"Ya sure as hell you never ask that after a greeting" Sango sighed but that quickly changed to a gasp. "Great how will he get to Kagome's now!" "I'll carry Miroku" Kagome offered, she might as well use the power she had for the moment. "I never noticed you guys standing there" Kagome pulled Miroku into a piggyback, "well lets just hurry before InuYasha discovers the pain of getting hit by a car in a human form"

"car?"

InuYasha huffed along the sidewalk a few miles away from the hellhole and he was already getting kind of tired, he spotted a vacant bench with a tree and tall brushes behind it, sort of happy about the luck he sat down.

That's when he heard something shift in the bushes and then a twig break. InuYasha shot up, calling into the bush surprised. "Who's there!" He heard a slow snigger. "Why don't you guess?" The voice was very alto, but not monotone, InuYasha became irritated in less then 5 seconds. "Um…. no" he grabbed a stick and smacked it on the bush, he grinned when he heard the satisfying "OW!" The figure shooting out of the hiding place. "WHAT THE HECK IS A MATTER WITH YOU, I'M A NICE GUY WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO ME!"

The man was clad in purple-bluish clothes; with the most unique hairstyle in the world…he sort of resembled a porky-pine. "Because you're an annoying ass hole, were you spying on me!" The man turned away, "if you must know yes" he quickly turned back "because I am king Yami, King of the games, now bow to me my slave" InuYasha whacked him with the stick again. "OW! I'm a fricken pharaoh here! You can't do that to a fricken pharaoh" InuYasha whacks him again. "OOWWW! That really hurts god damn it OW!" "INUYASHA STOP!" Kagome called while nearing in on him. Once she arrived she yanked the stick away and broke it over her knee.

"What the hell did you do that for wench!" InuYasha glowered biting her head off. "Because this poor man suffered enough" she pointed to Yami who was curled in a ball on the grassy ground. "I had reasons to do so!!" InuYasha roared. "Are you ok?" Kagome inquired helping Yami up. Yami pulled away, " I am fine but now this girl must learn her lesson!" "Ya go Yugi go!" All of their heads turned to the cheers, there was a girl, and three boys. "Thank you my friends!" Yami waved happily. The Inu gangs etching in dry expressions. Sango whispered to Kagome. "What do you think this is about" Kagome whispers back, "this is what happens when you don't act the same gender."

"YOU CAN DO IT YUGI!"

"I KNOW MY FRIENDS I LOVE YOU!"

"WE LOVE YOU TOO YUGI!"

"I wish I never broke that stick now"

"I wish you didn't either" Sango replied.

Yami turned back to InuYasha, he cleared his throat. "I DUEL YOU TO A YUGIOH MATCH! RAH!" Yami spun around freezing in a really stupid looking pose. "WOW THAT WAS AWESOME YUGI!" "I KNOW FRIENDS" "WILL YOU SHUT UP ALREADY!" Kagome hollered her eyes flaming.

"WAHHH! She scared me" cried a geek with a funky Mohawk into the boy's shoulder who was next to him.

"You evil man you made Trishan (sp?) cry! You are a bad man!" Yami pointed at her. Kagome shot the finger, "go choke and die!" "DARK MAGICIAN ATTACK!" he yelled throwing the card at her, the card slowly made its way to the ground.

……………….

"Hm that usually works" Yami scratched his head.

Kagome created a wound with her nails, blood lingering onto her fingers. "Funny mine always works" she then swiped at him. "Blades of blood!"

Yami stood still for a minute, everyone gasped. Yami searched his body till he found what he was searching for. "Oh thank god" "ECK! YUGI YOUR HAIR" "WHAT IS IT TEA?!" "YOUR HAIR!" "WHAT!" "YOU FRICKEN HAIR!" "MY DARE?" "NO YOUR HAIR YOU MORON!" "OHHHHHHHH!" a long pause follows, InuYasha secretly moving away. "WHAT ABOUT MY HAIR!" "YOUR BALD!" "WHAT!" "YOUR BALD!" "I'M DULLED?" "NOOOOOOO YOUR BALD!!!!!" "OHHHHHHHHHHHH!" another pause. "I'M BLAD OH NO! MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR GONE NOOOOOO!" Yami hit the floor sobbing picking up pieces of his hair. His friends circling him, and trying to sooth him.

"I'm back" InuYasha jeered holding over his head a huge tree branch that had to been 150 cm long. The Yugi friends look to him then. There was a huge, high and long scream….and it wasn't Tea's scream either. "I'm scared!" "Its ok Trishtan" "Hold me Joey" WHACK "GO INU GO!" chanted Kagome, Sango and Shippo. "BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THEM!" Once they finished with the `Yugi' peoples they started heading home, Hojo still back at the school hall. "I wonder what I should do with this textbook? Hmmmmm?"

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Wow its been a while since I updated ay? I've been pretty busy really, I'm making a manga with my friend, and also going on summer trips, I'll try to update more. Anyway this story is starting to near its end but don't worry I'll be writing another comedy soon called me myself and I. Anyway I'd really appreciate some reviews so drop me a line. But for now ja ne tomodachi no!