InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Freaky Friday InuYasha Style ❯ Chapter 9: Interrupted ( Chapter 9 )
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By: InuYashas-worst-nightmare 
confessions are told! But are they all?
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Romance | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 10.12.2004 | Pages: 1 | Words: 1.6K | Visits: 276 | Status: Completed
confessions are told! But are they all?
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Romance | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 10.12.2004 | Pages: 1 | Words: 1.6K | Visits: 276 | Status: Completed
Chapter 9: Interupted
Everyone in Kaede's hut didn't shift or stir, this would be the most hardest thing to do that they have ever done. Sure it was a simple three letter confession, which others found easier to say *cough* Miroku *cough* but the other three, thought otherwise.
Kaede had told them to announce it all in a group circle, I guess it sort of resembled anger management in a way. Oh she knew very well they had to confess something deep, and she found that it was more of a show when they tried to spit it out. She found she'd enjoy this.
"Now we shall start with Kagome, and go clockwise, one confession at a time" they all gulped, Miroku just waking. "What'd I miss?" After clueing him in on what would take place, he couldn't help feeling a tiny nervous. "Lets begin" Kaede annouces, myself popping outside the thing she calls a door, and listen in. Heh so what if I'm a little noisy...Its for blackmail purposes. "I once snook into an R rated movie!" Kagome squeaked in embrassment. "The villagers used to steal my underwear and hang them in a tree" InuYasha grumbled pulling his leg up to his stomach and burying his face. "I told Kohaku to go to hell and eat toad shit once" Sango stated feeling sorry for him now. "I wet the bed!" Miroku exclaimed, there that was over and done with...except for the fact everyone was silent and staring at him, while I was on the ground outside laughing and jotting that down in a notebook.
"I'm afraid of pink sweaters!" Shippo shrieked, while shaking back and forth.
"I'm afraid of mimes!" Kagome screamed, tension passing to InuYasha "I don't know what my last name is!"
"I told my father to go to hell and eat toad shit!"
"Wow Sango your very creative" InuYasha snorted, Sango glowered. "InuYasha shut up and go to hell and eat toad shit!"
"yep very indeed"
"why you!"
"calm down, calm down, now lets continue Miroku you next" Miroku sighed, "women adore me" "SURE AS HELL THEY DO!" They all shriek, Miroku chuckling nervously. "I dress up like a woman occasionally!" Silence follows, and the kit looks down.
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"AH! Where are we going! Please don't shoot me!" Hojo quivered, scared to the max. "Shut up the hell up and maybe you won't be tonights dinner" the wolf demon growled. "American's are canables!"
"WE ARE NOT AMERICAN'S ALREADY, WERE JAPANESE DEMONS!!"
"Our leader has spoken!" Hakaku crossed his arms trying to look important. "Now shut up" Ginta added. They began to walk some more, towards Kagome's scent to find out where this nutcake came from, and if she knew him. It was silent until. "Can I ask one more question?"
"No!"
"please?"
"No!"
"cherry on top with sprinkles and chcolate sauce!"
"NO!"
"It's really small"
"FINE BUT MAKE IT QUICK!"
"Why do thrugs wear bras and skirts but on tv they wear baggy jeans and black shirts? And aren't you a man?"
"That was two questions!" The man snarled, but noted the answer would surly shut him up so he drew a big breath and answered. "I am a wolf demon man named Koga! I have no idea what a bra is and this is not a skirt its a skort!"
"Oh......are you sure Koga?"
"Thats it just ignore him everyone" he resumed his pace with his men, Hojo following behind.
"Are you sure Koga?"
.........................
"Are you sure Koga?"
"KILL HIM!"
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"I farted in a play and blamed it on the principle!" Kagome said her face beet red, she was coming down to the two last confessions she had, and whew she was sweating bullets.
Everyone one else wasn't the same as well, Sango was fidgeting with her hands Kilala coming to nestle beside her after a day of not seeing her, she knew this was Sango by her voice.
Shippo was fine to say the least he didn't have a deep confession like theirs, and to say the least he held only one confession left.
Miroku, eyebrows kept twitching and he was quietly breathing in and out slowly. And last and certainly not least. InuYasha was mumbling his thoughts in his lap, and trying to keep his cool. But anyway the circle went on. InuYasha muttered something quiet, that nobody could hear. Kaede asked, "what was that InuYasha spueak louder now" InuYasha bit his lip, and after a long hesitant moment, he stuttered. "I-d-don't l-love Kikyo a-anymore" Kagome's eyes widened this just couldn't be InuYasha. Kagome's little sudden shock was interupted by Sango. "I think flying monkeys exist!"
"Sango did you like hit your head to hard in a battle?" InuYasha chortled a smirk plastered on his face. "No I mean it their tracks just disappear out of no where!" "Are you sure they didn't just jump?" "No-uh.....nevermind". Their heads looked to Miroku. "I'm afraid of little mini people!" InuYasha shook his head 'and I thought I had problems.' Shippo then said his very last confession, "your lives are way harder than mine, and you guys are all my family." Theres a large swoon here, InuYasha grunting. "Sure you do" Kagome answered "I feel the same way as him" "me too" Sango and Miroku agreed. InuYasha 'keh-ed'.
"I guess same goes for me too" they smiled to his answer. "Can we have a group hug?" Miroku inquired, they all stood up and open their arms....and well they pulled InuYasha into it by the collar. "I love you guys!" Miroku said hugging them closer. "Me too" "And me" Sango, Shippo and Sango agreed. They waited for InuYasha. "Say it dog boy or else Kaede joins the hug." "AH! Fine! Ok I love you guys in a non gay way, happy?!" Miroku smiled. "Oh ya" They all swooned and hugged closer. "Ok! This is enough for me!" InuYasha yiped jumping away. "Lets just continue already"
They resumed their places, Kagome looking over to InuYasha, she stumbled for words and choked for them to come out. Her heart pounding she said. "InuYasha..." She hesitated for a second InuYasha leaning in a little. "I lo-" "KAGOME!!!!! YOUR MAN'S HERE!" "OH GREAT!" InuYasha snarled as the door opened and Koga walking in. "Go away!" Koga ignored. "I found somebody from your time my love, hopefully you can identify him" Hojo walked in.
"Hello everybody, Koga said we were gonna have a tea party!" Koga had a dry face. "It was the only way to shut him up" "KAGOME!! I FOUND YOU!" Hojo ran to InuYasha, but he was already up and running. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHY CAN'T YOU LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!" "WAIT UP FOR ME MY PET, I LOVE YOU!" "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL HIM PLEASE!!" InuYasha screamed, as Koga raced to Hojo. "Leave my woman alone you freak" "shes mine!" Thats when InuYasha got a weird feeling...A feeling like something was there, he looked back at Hojo. "InuYasha, Hojo he has a jewel shard!" "Really where!?" "In his pocket!" She looked to the Tetsusaiga. "Do it!" Kagome smiled, yanking the sword out and dicing and slicing it at Hojo, which created a dust cloud. Once it cleared Hojo was on the ground face down. "I..did it!" Hojo looks up, "wow I thought I was a goner" "DAMMIT!" Koga then spoke. "Kagome my woman I just can't take it anymore I'll see you some other day so long" Koga seemed to run faster then he ever did before. InuYasha calling after. "TAKE THE FREAK TOO!" "Great now I can hang with you Kagome! Right Kagome?"
.................
"right Kagome?"
InuYasha began to growl.
"right Kagome?"
"SHUT UP!"
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Wow one more chapter to go can you believe it! I was sort of disappointed about this chapter but the main thing is I hope you all liked it. Another special thanks to my reviewers! And just keep sendin c ya!
Everyone in Kaede's hut didn't shift or stir, this would be the most hardest thing to do that they have ever done. Sure it was a simple three letter confession, which others found easier to say *cough* Miroku *cough* but the other three, thought otherwise.
Kaede had told them to announce it all in a group circle, I guess it sort of resembled anger management in a way. Oh she knew very well they had to confess something deep, and she found that it was more of a show when they tried to spit it out. She found she'd enjoy this.
"Now we shall start with Kagome, and go clockwise, one confession at a time" they all gulped, Miroku just waking. "What'd I miss?" After clueing him in on what would take place, he couldn't help feeling a tiny nervous. "Lets begin" Kaede annouces, myself popping outside the thing she calls a door, and listen in. Heh so what if I'm a little noisy...Its for blackmail purposes. "I once snook into an R rated movie!" Kagome squeaked in embrassment. "The villagers used to steal my underwear and hang them in a tree" InuYasha grumbled pulling his leg up to his stomach and burying his face. "I told Kohaku to go to hell and eat toad shit once" Sango stated feeling sorry for him now. "I wet the bed!" Miroku exclaimed, there that was over and done with...except for the fact everyone was silent and staring at him, while I was on the ground outside laughing and jotting that down in a notebook.
"I'm afraid of pink sweaters!" Shippo shrieked, while shaking back and forth.
"I'm afraid of mimes!" Kagome screamed, tension passing to InuYasha "I don't know what my last name is!"
"I told my father to go to hell and eat toad shit!"
"Wow Sango your very creative" InuYasha snorted, Sango glowered. "InuYasha shut up and go to hell and eat toad shit!"
"yep very indeed"
"why you!"
"calm down, calm down, now lets continue Miroku you next" Miroku sighed, "women adore me" "SURE AS HELL THEY DO!" They all shriek, Miroku chuckling nervously. "I dress up like a woman occasionally!" Silence follows, and the kit looks down.
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"AH! Where are we going! Please don't shoot me!" Hojo quivered, scared to the max. "Shut up the hell up and maybe you won't be tonights dinner" the wolf demon growled. "American's are canables!"
"WE ARE NOT AMERICAN'S ALREADY, WERE JAPANESE DEMONS!!"
"Our leader has spoken!" Hakaku crossed his arms trying to look important. "Now shut up" Ginta added. They began to walk some more, towards Kagome's scent to find out where this nutcake came from, and if she knew him. It was silent until. "Can I ask one more question?"
"No!"
"please?"
"No!"
"cherry on top with sprinkles and chcolate sauce!"
"NO!"
"It's really small"
"FINE BUT MAKE IT QUICK!"
"Why do thrugs wear bras and skirts but on tv they wear baggy jeans and black shirts? And aren't you a man?"
"That was two questions!" The man snarled, but noted the answer would surly shut him up so he drew a big breath and answered. "I am a wolf demon man named Koga! I have no idea what a bra is and this is not a skirt its a skort!"
"Oh......are you sure Koga?"
"Thats it just ignore him everyone" he resumed his pace with his men, Hojo following behind.
"Are you sure Koga?"
.........................
"Are you sure Koga?"
"KILL HIM!"
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"I farted in a play and blamed it on the principle!" Kagome said her face beet red, she was coming down to the two last confessions she had, and whew she was sweating bullets.
Everyone one else wasn't the same as well, Sango was fidgeting with her hands Kilala coming to nestle beside her after a day of not seeing her, she knew this was Sango by her voice.
Shippo was fine to say the least he didn't have a deep confession like theirs, and to say the least he held only one confession left.
Miroku, eyebrows kept twitching and he was quietly breathing in and out slowly. And last and certainly not least. InuYasha was mumbling his thoughts in his lap, and trying to keep his cool. But anyway the circle went on. InuYasha muttered something quiet, that nobody could hear. Kaede asked, "what was that InuYasha spueak louder now" InuYasha bit his lip, and after a long hesitant moment, he stuttered. "I-d-don't l-love Kikyo a-anymore" Kagome's eyes widened this just couldn't be InuYasha. Kagome's little sudden shock was interupted by Sango. "I think flying monkeys exist!"
"Sango did you like hit your head to hard in a battle?" InuYasha chortled a smirk plastered on his face. "No I mean it their tracks just disappear out of no where!" "Are you sure they didn't just jump?" "No-uh.....nevermind". Their heads looked to Miroku. "I'm afraid of little mini people!" InuYasha shook his head 'and I thought I had problems.' Shippo then said his very last confession, "your lives are way harder than mine, and you guys are all my family." Theres a large swoon here, InuYasha grunting. "Sure you do" Kagome answered "I feel the same way as him" "me too" Sango and Miroku agreed. InuYasha 'keh-ed'.
"I guess same goes for me too" they smiled to his answer. "Can we have a group hug?" Miroku inquired, they all stood up and open their arms....and well they pulled InuYasha into it by the collar. "I love you guys!" Miroku said hugging them closer. "Me too" "And me" Sango, Shippo and Sango agreed. They waited for InuYasha. "Say it dog boy or else Kaede joins the hug." "AH! Fine! Ok I love you guys in a non gay way, happy?!" Miroku smiled. "Oh ya" They all swooned and hugged closer. "Ok! This is enough for me!" InuYasha yiped jumping away. "Lets just continue already"
They resumed their places, Kagome looking over to InuYasha, she stumbled for words and choked for them to come out. Her heart pounding she said. "InuYasha..." She hesitated for a second InuYasha leaning in a little. "I lo-" "KAGOME!!!!! YOUR MAN'S HERE!" "OH GREAT!" InuYasha snarled as the door opened and Koga walking in. "Go away!" Koga ignored. "I found somebody from your time my love, hopefully you can identify him" Hojo walked in.
"Hello everybody, Koga said we were gonna have a tea party!" Koga had a dry face. "It was the only way to shut him up" "KAGOME!! I FOUND YOU!" Hojo ran to InuYasha, but he was already up and running. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHY CAN'T YOU LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!" "WAIT UP FOR ME MY PET, I LOVE YOU!" "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL HIM PLEASE!!" InuYasha screamed, as Koga raced to Hojo. "Leave my woman alone you freak" "shes mine!" Thats when InuYasha got a weird feeling...A feeling like something was there, he looked back at Hojo. "InuYasha, Hojo he has a jewel shard!" "Really where!?" "In his pocket!" She looked to the Tetsusaiga. "Do it!" Kagome smiled, yanking the sword out and dicing and slicing it at Hojo, which created a dust cloud. Once it cleared Hojo was on the ground face down. "I..did it!" Hojo looks up, "wow I thought I was a goner" "DAMMIT!" Koga then spoke. "Kagome my woman I just can't take it anymore I'll see you some other day so long" Koga seemed to run faster then he ever did before. InuYasha calling after. "TAKE THE FREAK TOO!" "Great now I can hang with you Kagome! Right Kagome?"
.................
"right Kagome?"
InuYasha began to growl.
"right Kagome?"
"SHUT UP!"
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Wow one more chapter to go can you believe it! I was sort of disappointed about this chapter but the main thing is I hope you all liked it. Another special thanks to my reviewers! And just keep sendin c ya!