InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ French is Chic ❯ Please Silence Your Cell Phones ( Chapter 6 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

By: Tythe

-A/N-

As always thanks for your reviews!

Seth, as always, I love you!

Again, I listened to a butt ton of music for this chapter. Some Bon Jovi, Beatles, Across the Universe, The Godfather Waltz, Company, Into the Woods, Once on this Island, My Chemical Romance, All-American Rejects, Tom Petty, Jenifer, Lion King, and a bunch more!!

Marching band has been a killer! If you want to see my school's show, here is the link to the video on youtube!! http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http://www.youtube.com%2Fwa tch%3Fv%3DAYJZih0HpwE

P.S. You know the drill with the French…at the end. Still encourage your friends! I need feedback!

Disclaimer:
I do NOT own Inuyasha or any characters therein.
I'm running out funny things to put here…hmm…but by God I own something!

--the story--

Kouga, coolly walked to the entryway and stood, only to see the door being opened by none other than…“Kagome!?”

“Kouga?”

“What the fuck!?” the two yelled in unison.

“Kagome? What are you doing here? And who the hell are you struggling with?” He noticed the young man and recognized him immediately but decided not to tell Kagome that.

“Since you clearly see that I am having some trouble could you please help me?” Kagome said, chanting in her head, `Die, bastard, DIE! You lying piece of detritus!! Hatehatehatehate!'

Kouga slowly moved toward Inuyasha, but before he could even place a hand on him, Inuyasha uttered in clear distinct words, “Don't, You, Fucking. Touch. Me….Damn wolf!' Snapping his head up towards Kouga's, Inuyasha could see a snarl creeping its way across the detective's face. Kouga made a sound that wasn't unlike a growl before saying, “Oh, it's on now, stupid mutt!” At that Kouga tackled Inuyasha out of Kagome's arms.

The two young men began wrestling around, “Don't call me a mutt! Wolf shit!” said Inuyasha through clenched teeth. “Oh? Shit, am I? We'll see who's shit, when I'm done with you!” They continued wrestling, all the while Kagome trying to verbally calm the two down.

Ginta noticed that Kagome's efforts were fruitless and decided to offer his aid, “Ma'am, I believe we will have to go in a physically stop them. I'll try and get Kouga, you attempt with Takahashi.” Kouga attempted to punch Inuyasha's face, but found that he was unable to due to the fact that Ginta was holding fast to his wrist, “Kouga! Stop it! …Holy shit.”

“What? Why are you staring?” Kouga turned to Kagome who was also staring, then looking down at Inuyasha noticing the fuzzy triangles adorning the hanyou's head, he realized that during their fight, both he and Inuyasha had somehow lost their concealment rings off of their hands. “Shit.”

Kagome was absolutely stunned. Here she thought that Kouga was an average hardworking human detective, it turns out that he is in fact an above average hardworking WOLF DEMON!! And Inuyasha! `Oh my!' If he wasn't attractive before, he certainly was now! His hair grew about a foot (from the tops of his shoulders to his lower back) His human ears completely disappeared only to be replaced with two terribly cute dog ears on the top of his hea- “ZOHMAHGAH!!”

Kagome's hands were magnetized by the cuteness of his ears and so she immediately began rubbing them.

“Kagome, you need to stop. Right. Now!” Inuyasha would have been currently melting had he been butter. Startled, Kagome quickly withdrew her hands. “Sorry! I didn't mean to! They're just so…”

“Cute? Yeah, my mother thought so, too.”

Kouga snorted, “Yeah, your HUMAN mother! Kagome, what are you doing with this lame half-breed? Why don't you hang out with me again sometime? Huh?” Kagome whipped around and was about to answer with a rather rude comment in French such as “Non! Vous avez menti Ã moi! Et je n'apprÃ©cie pas l'mensonge Ã ! En outre! Votre petite fiancÃ©e a eu le nerf pour m'appeler et pour me rÃ¢ler dehors! Ainsi, je ne suis pas dans l'humeur pour votre “affection” en ce moment.” But as she turned to him she saw his hair had also lengthend, his ears had become pointed, and a fang was sexily peeking out from under his top lip. He also seemed to have…. “…is that a…tail?”

“Yeah, wanna pet it?” Kouga waggled is eyebrows in a suggestive manner provoking a protective growl from Inuyasha.

““I'm a Barbie Girl! In a Barbie Wor--!!””

Kouga's phone started ringing. “Hold that thought mutt, gotta take this. Hello, Ayaa….I'm working….You found what?....Where?....Uh-huh…And what does it say on the backside?....Yeah….There we go…We ok now? …No?....You have to maim the trick who, `fucked with you?' Ayaa what are you talking about? ….Oh, honey, hun, Driving through a tunnel! I'm los—ception—gotta—I'll—better—you—ater. ” He then hung up.

“Damn it.” Ayame closed her phone and proceeded to figure out what to do about that woman who clearly was trying to get in Kouga's pants. `I wonder if she's a demon like us, or if she's a human and knows! What if she's holding Kouu-chan hostage claiming that if he leaves, she'll tell the world that demons still exist! I gotta save him! To the WOLF CAVE!....or the basement! There's a phone tracking system down there, Lord only knows why we have one'

Riiiing, riiiing… “Hello?”

“Mr. Onigumo?”

“Yes?”

“I know where you can locate the Shikon no Tama. ”

“Oh really, heh, if you tell me, what will it cost me?”

“Seventy-five percent of your profits”

“SEVENTY FIVE?! Sir what kind of business are you trying to run? I am Naraku Onigumo! No one takes seventy-five percent of anything from me! What are you trying to pull here!”

“-chuckle- It is simply a business transaction. Something you want for something I want. When you gain this jewel, you will become increasingly wealthy correct? Well, when I tell you this information, you will see that I have become increasingly broke. Therefore a gentleman would repay a helpful friend with something that the friend needed yes? As it turns out I need the money, so what's it going to be, huh? You can always decline.”

Naraku thought for a moment. The jewel would be great, but then if he gets the info from this strange gentleman off the phone, that would mean losing three-quarters of his newly acquired fortune. “Can I call you back tomorrow, I need to work a few things out before I give you an answer. I need a contact number…”

“Don't worry about it, I'll call you tomorrow at 5 pm. Be ready with your answer. -click-”

“Jeez. She is quickly getting on my nerves.”

“Then why the hell are you engaged!? Ugh..never mind.” Kagome stood with her arms folded. She hated how she had been fooled into thinking that this guy, this beautiful tanned, blue eyed, sexy guy was ever on her attractive list. ((umm duh?)) Turning towards Inuyasha she had to stifle a giggle. The hanyou had once again passed out, halfway lifting him off the ground she managed to get him onto the couch. “I don't know why you're wasting your time with that half breed piece of shit.”

“Kouga, I think you and your friend need to leave. Inuyasha is hurt and is in no mood for your shenanigans ok?”

“I'm sorry Kagome, but there was a murder alright? And I'm here to investigate. So you can just unwad your britches and chill.”

“Kouga, I will personally drive him to the police station tomorrow.” She began ushering the two out the front door. “Just go, you have caused him enough strain as it is alright? Than you, goodbye.” The door was shut. They had gone. Why did they need to question Inuyasha anyway, it's not like he was in any condition to kill anyone anyway.

“KAGURA!”

The woman approached her summoner. “ I have an alteration to your mission. A time limit. You have until 5 pm. tomorrow to find the jewel, is that understood?”

“Yes, sir.”

End Ch. 6

-A/N- Sorry for the shortness! I'm just glad I got this much onto paper! (well, the internet equivalent)

French:

“Non! Vous avez menti Ã moi! Et je n'apprÃ©cie pas l'mensonge Ã ! En outre! Votre petite fiancÃ©e a eu le nerf pour m'appeler et pour me rÃ¢ler dehors! Ainsi, je ne suis pas dans l'humeur pour votre affection en ce moment Ë® -- NoÂ ! You lied to meÂ ! And I do not appreciate being lied to! Furthermore! Your little fiance had the nerve to call me and bitch me out! So, I am not in the mood for your affection right now.

Ch 7 on its way!

Miyazaki Itou (ff.net) Tythe (mm.org)