InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Fun at Devil's hangout part 1 ❯ -lot of yellin ( Chapter 4 )

“Oh boy don't this guy get a little rest oh well here is insane puppy and sexy master singin `baby got back'” said Joe again startin the music.

 

 

Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. *scoff* She looks like,
one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, y'know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big. *scoff*
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... black!

Inuyasha starts singin while Kikyo dances like a slut

I:I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!


Baby got back!


I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *fuck*
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha, only if she's 5'3".


So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sista, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!

 

Out of no ware Kikyo kisses Inuyasha. The crowd makes sounds of awe except 1 table. Inuyasha tried his best to push her off him but alas no comply. Finally when she let go he quickly stumbles off the stage to the table where everyone`s giving shameful looks as he sits down. Kagome stands up and whispers an “excuse me” Inuyasha tries to stop her until Sango punches him in the face and Ayame in the gut. “Why the hell did you kiss her!!” Sango yelled. “Answer her” Ayame yelled. “He did open your god damn ears!” Koga yelled in Ayame's face. Then he turned around and helped Inuyasha up. “I didn't” Inuyasha whispered his head low “liar!” Sango yelled. “How com its always the guys who do everything wrong and the women are never at fault!!!!!!!!!!!!” Miroku burst out. Sango stared at him with shock until Ayame yelled “Because men are inconsiderate jerks!!!” finally Sesshomaru had enough “so Inuyasha is inconsiderate huh Ayame? A jerk is he? Remember when you were 5 that big kid was picking on you and Inuyasha got his ass kicked to save your ass? Or how he helped Koga ask you out? Sango remember when you were almost raped and Inuyasha almost killed the son of a bitch for you? I can't even remember the last time Inuyasha was a jerk on purpose. Inuyasha looks out for us all no matter what could happen to him so don't you dare say he kissed that Whore just to get kagome mad!!!!!!!!!!” Inuyasha looked around the table to see guilt on the girls face. He stood up and walked up to Ayame and Sango “can I ask you both a favor?” he asked. They nodded. “Sango go find kagome Ayame come wit me” Sango stood up and took off. Inuyasha took Ayame's hand and speed off toward Kikyo. When he stood in front of her he put Ayame in front of him, took her hand, balled it into a fist and punched Kikyo in the face. “Thanks Aya” he said looking a lil happier and walked up to Joe and whispered to him a song.