InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Fun With Potato Chips ❯ Fun With Potato Chips ( Chapter 1 )

 

Fun with Potato Chips

An Inuyasha Fan Fiction

By: Natilie Sawada

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRI!

 

Warning: Hentai, baby, Hentai! Gotta love those potatoes.

 

A/n: Dedicated to Bri. Happy birthday, Inuyasha lover! This one's just for you! Hope you like it <insert evil grin here>

(This is my first Inuyasha fic, so if it sucks, don't shoot me T_T)

 

“Dammit, Kagome, I've been lookin' everywhere for you!” Inuyasha exclaimed as Kagome resurfaced from the well.

“Well obviously, you haven't looked everywhere,” she retorted, “or else you would have found me.” She swung her feet over the well's edge and touched down onto the cool grass. “Why were you looking for me?” She asked.

“I…uh…” Inuyasha turned around, slipping his hands up his sleeves. “Keh.”

“Don't you start “keh”-ing, Mister.”

“I'm not “keh”-ing,” he argued. Kagome rolled her eyes.

“Whatever, it's my birthday and everything, so I would ask you be polite. I'm not going to waste my time running around in circles with you. But…” she dug through her backpack and pulled out a bag of chips, “if you do me a favor you can have these.” Inuyasha turned around. His eyes grew wide.

“And what's that?” He asked roughly. Kagome smiled wickedly.

“Bow and call me master.”

“What?!”

“You heard me.”

“Are you crazy?!” He exclaimed.

“Yes,” she replied and he rolled his eyes. “Do it or you get no chips.”

“I don't want your smelly old chips,” Inuyasha growled and turned away again.

“Suit yourself,” she said shrugging and opened the bag of potato chips and popped one in her mouth, chewing slowly. She saw his dog ears swivel and she knew he could hear her crunching. “Mmm,” she murmured, just to tease him. She could barely keep the smile off her face. She glanced down at the tiny SpyCam Souta had given her for her birthday that was now positioned on the tie on her school uniform. A faint red light indicated it was recording. She giggled.

“You're an idiot you know that?” Inuyasha asked.

“Yup. An idiot with potato chips. You're really missing out, you know. These are really good.” She crunched loudly on another one. She could she his hands shaking with anger at her stupid game. She chuckled silently.

God, I want those potato chips! He thought. He could smell them from where he stood. They smelled sooo good. And he could hear that little witch crunching on them.

“Are you suuuure you don't want any chips, Inuyasha. You just gotta do me one small favor!” Kagome called. Taunting Inuyasha was even more fun that Dance Dance Revolution (which she'd also got for her birthday).

“What do I gotta go again?” Inuyasha asked reluctantly, his voice low and soft. Kagome could barely keep a smile off her face.

“Bow and call me master,” she replied matter-of-factly. A low growl came from Inuyasha's direction. “Oh, come on. It's just you and me. No one else is here.” That wasn't technically a lie. “I won't tell anyone if you don't.” I'll just show them, she thought. God, I'm getting too good at this whole cloak and dagger thing.

“You promise you won't tell Sango, Miroku, or Shippo?” He asked, his back still turned.

“Cross my heart and hope to die,” she promised.

“Why would you hope to die?” he asked, looking at her over his shoulder and raising an eyebrow.

“It's a figure of speech, Inuyasha,” she sighed, “It basically means I really, really, really promise.” She shook the bag of potato chips at him. “Don't you want the chips?” Inuyasha sighed, giving her an evil glare.

“If you tell anyone, I swear I will—”

“Yah, yah. Blood and guts and gore and pain. I get the picture.” He looked around nervously, and hopped over to her, pulling his hands out of his sleeves.

“What exactly do you want me to say?” Kagome thought a minute.

““I am a lowly dog and I do not deserve to stand in your presence, Master” and bow on the ground.” Her smug smile made him want to toss her into the well.

“God, this is so humiliating!” He muttered under his breath, and knelt down in front of her. She laughed. God, he must really want these chips! “Don't you dare laugh at me. It's your fault.” He warned, his voice low. Kagome thought she saw a hint of red on his cheeks.

“Well, what are you waiting for?” She asked, shaking the bag and eating another chip.

“Stop eating my chips!” He commanded, glaring up at her.

“Their not your chips,” she said, swallowing and popping another one into her mouth, “until you bow.” Inuyasha sighed and bowed his entire body down and back up, staring at her feet.

“I am a lowly dog and I do not deserve to stand in your presence, Master,” he said haltingly and then sprang to his feet, snatching the bag of chips from her hands. Kagome burst out laughing. Her eyes started to water, and she held her sides she was laughing so hard.

“Shut up,” he growled, munching on the chips.

“Oh, God that was sooo funny. I wish I had caught in on video.” Thank God she'd already told him about video so she wouldn't have to explain it. Her eyes lit up, “Oh, wait…I did!” Inuyasha dropped the chip he was holding.

“What?” Kagome plucked the SpyCam off her uniform, and pulled her laptop out of her backpack, starting it up. Out of her backpack, she also pulled a connector cord, one end of which she plugged into the SpyCam and the other into the computer. Inuyasha stepped tentatively around behind her to watch the screen.

“Here we go,” Kagome said to herself as a little screen popped up. She clicked a button and a video started playing on the screen.

Inuyasha watched as the moments he'd experienced seconds ago were played back on that screen.

“Is that really how my voice sounds?” Inuyasha asked, not grasping the full picture yet.

“Shush,” Kagome commanded.

“But it's all low and growly—”

“Shh!”

“What exactly do you want me to say?” The Inuyasha on the screen said.

““I am a lowly dog and I do not deserve to stand in your presence, Master” and bow on the ground.” A voice that was Kagome's said from behind the camera.

“God, this is so humiliating!” Inuyasha growled from the screen. He knelt down and his head ducked out of sight, until Kagome's fingers adjusted the camera so it was facing downwards. Inuyasha came back into view. Kagome laughed. “Don't you dare laugh at me. It's your fault.” Inuyasha in the computer demanded.

“Well, what are you waiting for?” Kagome's voice asked. A loud crunching sound came from the speakers.

“Stop eating my chips!” Inuyasha commanded.

“Their not your chips,” more crunching, “until you bow.”

“This is my favorite part,” Kagome said with a smile, reaching a hand back and sneaking a chip from the bag Inuyasha was holding, his eyes glued to the screen.

“Hey!” Inuyasha protested.

“Shh! Here it is!”

“I am a lowly dog and I do not deserve to stand in your presence, Master.” The screen showed Inuyasha grab the bag of chips and Kagome burst into hysterical laughing and then the video ended.

“So,” Kagome said, turning to Inuyasha, “what do you think?”

“Kagome…” Inuyasha's low growl and the death glare he was giving her almost scared her. “You'd better not show that to anyone…”
“I promised not to tell anyone, Inuyasha,” she protested, turning back around to shut off the laptop. “I never said I wouldn't show anyone.”

“Why you…”

“But…I probably wouldn't show them if you did one thing for me.”

“Blackmail,” he accused, eyes narrowed.

“You could call it that…” she allowed.

“So,” Inuyasha folded his arms across his chest. “What is it?” Kagome's heart fluttered, was she really going to go though with this hair-brained plan? Would it really work? No…she shouldn't. He still loved Kikyo. He would never…

The words slipped our before she had time to think.

“Kiss me.”

Inuyasha stared at her with wide eyes. Silence surrounded them.

“Kagome—”

“Forget it,” she whispered, turning away. Tears began to burn in her eyes. This had been a mistake. “Forget I said anything.” Inuyasha caught her arm.

“Kagome, wait.”

“Why?” She asked in a broken voice. He whirled her around so she was facing him. She stared at his bare feet.

“Do you promise you won't show the others?” He asked.

“I won't show them anyways. I promise. You don't have to do anythi—” Inuyasha put a hand on either side of her face.

“Do you promise?”

“Inuyasha, let me go.” He tried to keep her face in place.

“Dammit, Kagome, look at me!” He growled, and she looked up at him through tear clouded eyes.

“I get it, okay!” She exclaimed, trying to look away. But he wouldn't let her. “You still love Kikyo. I get that. I can never be what she was to you! But I can't stop it, Inuyasha! I still lov—” Kagome didn't finish her sentence. She couldn't. It was kind of hard to form words around Inuyasha's lips. Kagome's eyes shot wide open.

I must've died, or fainted or something…this isn't really happening… A low growl issued from Inuyasha's throat.

“Damn you talk too much,” he managed to say before he lowered his mouth back to hers. His hands knotted in her hand and his tongue traced the line of her bottom lip. Kagome moaned and Inuyasha bit her lip. She surprised them both when Kagome reached up to lock her arms around his neck. Inuyasha pulled her close and ran a hand down to rest on her lower back, kissing her firmly but his lips stayed soft. She gasped lightly, her lips parting just enough for him to catch it between his own. She pushed her fingers up into his hair, sending shivers down his spine and he bit down lightly pulling on her. Kagome stretched her body up to trace her tongue against his top lip.

Her senses were exploding with only the most distant thoughts able to be sorted through the intense whirlwind that had taken over her body.

He's so warm… she was able to think. The way he kissed her tingled all the way down to her toes. She felt nothing but the sensation her body pressed so tightly to his.

His hands ran along her hips and traced her curves, exploring her and came to rest on her stomach edgily, obviously wanting to go further. Kagome boldly curved to push her hips against his; she would have blushed to the ends of her hair at the motion if she wasn't too out of her head to even notice her body acting on its own.

Their lips never parted as they explored, bit and licked every inch of each others. Kagome finally pulled back panting and turning her head away, her eyes still locked shut too overwhelmed to open them yet. Inuyasha leaned forward kissing the soft skin at the juncture of her neck and shoulder moving up to her jaw line lightly caressing the entire way. She panted softly from both lack of air and the circles Inuyasha's tongue was making on her neck, while every place he touched her felt like it was being set on fire

Her long lashes fluttered open. She could see the sun's light reflecting off of his silvery hair and sharp golden eyes mirroring her own half lidded state. He leaned forward again blurring out of her view and rested his forehead against her own struggling to catch his breath and regain control; very similar to what Kagome was attempting.

Inuyasha opened his eyes, staring at her.

“We'd better move someplace where they won't see us,” he whispered, his voice low and rough.

“Huh?” She said intelligently. He stepped back, taking her wrist and leading her into a clearing a little ways into the forest.

“This way we won't be interrupted if…” he looked down, still a bit out of breath, “you still want to—” she sealed her mouth over his, hungry for more of him.

“And you said I talk too much,” she whispered fiercely, moving her mouth around to the side of his head and nipping his ear gently.

“I barely said one sentan—” he started to protest but was cut off by her mouth again. His hands slid around to her back and slipped under her shirt, sliding up her back. She shivered. “You taste like potato chips,” he said roughly.

“So do you.”

“I like potato chips,” he told her, his hand slipping the top half of her uniform over her head.

“I've noticed,” she said, her fingers undoing the tie around his waist. He groaned as she slipped both layers of his clothing off at once.

“Kagome, I—”

“Shh,” she said, putting a finger to his lips.

“But I should warn you…” he started as she wiggled out of her skirt, standing before him in only her underwear.

“Warn me about what?” She asked. She looked up to meet his eyes but they were glowing red. Lines had appeared across his cheeks.

“She's mine!” The demon growled, but then the eyes faded back to familiar gold.

“Stop! We might hurt her!”
“She's our bitch! We can do what we want with her!”

“No!” Inuyasha argued as the lines faded again. “Leave her alone!”

“Our bitch!” The demon demanded.

“NO!” Inuyasha yelled.

“Inuyasha!” Kagome exclaimed, running to him.

“Don't touch me, Kagome!” Inuyasha yelled. Kagome ignored his warning, and reached up a hand to touch his face softly.

“I love you, Inuyasha. As the hanyou you are. I wouldn't want you any other way. I love you.” The eyes opened…to reveal golden ones.

“God, Kagome,” he whispered roughly.

“I know,” she said. And suddenly they were on the ground, Inuyasha lying on top of her. Demon claws made short work of her bra and it soon lay in tatters beside them.

“Inuyasha!” She protested, but was silenced at his tongue against her breasts. A tremor rocked his body as slow waves of pleasure washed over Kagome. His tongue was rough and had her trembling at the feel of it scraping against the tips. “That was a good bra!” She managed to gasp.

“Shut up,” he commanded, licking down her stomach to the waistband of her panties.

“Inuyasha…” she moaned, as he slipped them down her legs.

“Beautiful,” he whispered, spreading her thighs. Kagome nearly shot up onto her feet as she felt his rough tongue slip inside her. She gasped as he used the pad of his finger to run up her seam, and then used the claw to scrape down. Then there was his blessed tongue again.

“Oh…God—!” She choked as wave after wave of almost-too-intense pleasure washed over her. “Inuyasha!” He finally eased a finger into her and she moaned loudly. And another finger, “Ah!” and pressed. “Inuyasha!”

“Sing for me, Kagome,” he whispered, pressing as far into her as he could go.

“INUYASHA!” She screamed as she came in a moment of blinding darkness. She lay there, panting for a moment. He poked his head up from between her legs, smiling and licking his lips. She blushed. “Did I really just scream your name?” She asked in a whisper.

“Oh, you'll be screaming a lot more before I'm done with you,” he whispered hotly and she shivered. “Happy Birthday,” he congratulated and was rewarded with a slow lick across his jaw which made him groan. She rolled, and he let her. Soon she was straddling his hips, gazing down on him with hungry eyes.

“Tell me you love me.”

“I love you. Too much.”

“Tell me you want me.” She pressed all over her weight on him and she felt a tremor vibrate though his body.

“I want you, Kagome,” he growled, “God, I want you.” He rolled back over, taking control.

“And this is how I want you,” she said, her hand teasing down the sculpted muscles of his stomach and caressing him gently. He groaned. “Hot and hard and hurting.”

“You are the most dangerous creature I have ever known,” he forced out through clenched teeth.

“I'll take that as a compliment,” she whispered back, grinning wickedly. “Considering all the things you've faced.” He smiled a strained smile.

“How hard?” he panted in her ear, making her shiver.

“As hard as you can give me,” she replied. She could feel him pressing against her, and she moaned.

“God, I want you so bad!” He growled, another tremor shooting through him.

“Then take me,” she whispered hotly. She shifted her hips up so she pressed against him. She felt his nails dig into her shoulder.

“No…” the words were almost spoken to himself through clenched teeth, “No…”

“But, God, I want you too, Inuyasha. I want you in every way I can think of. Like this, and in my mouth, and kissing me until I can't breathe anymore….”

“God—!” he choked.

“Come on,” she insisted, “Take me. Now.” She sucked lightly at the skin on the underside of his wrist. He pressed flush against her.

“Ah—!” he gasped, his eyes squeezed tightly shut. She could feel his stomach muscles clench against her skin.

“Make me forget my own name.”
“I don't want to hurt you!” He shouted. She looked up and could see the fear in his eyes.

“It's okay,” she whispered. “Despite what happens, I'll still love you.” The total acceptance in her eyes made him want her more.

“I want you, Kagome,” he whispered fiercely, the fire returning to his eyes.

“Make me ache, make me moan. Make me scream!” And he slid into her. As far as he could go. “Inuyasha!” She shrieked. His hips thrust once, twice, three times, four times…

“Harder,” she moaned, “Harder, Inuyasha. Harder, harder, harder. I want all of you. Not just the parts you think are safe for me to see. Harder.” His hips jerked more violently, making her gasp in ecstasy. She could feel him filling her; in the very core of her.

“You are my bitch, Kagome,” Inuyasha snarled through clenched teeth.

“Yes…yes…” He could see bits of white fluttering under her lashes. Shock after shock of pleasure was racing through her body.

“You are my mate…my bitch.”

“Oh, God, yes!” she moaned.

“Look at me, Kagome,” he growled. She forced herself to open her eyes and looked up. She could see the demon half of him lurking behind the gold in his eyes. “I want to see it on your face.” Her eyes fluttered closed, but she wrenched them back open, keeping her eyes locked on his as he pounded into her. “Say it!”

“I'm your bitch…” she moaned. The pleasure making her eyes dilate. She could barely keep him in focus. There was no ground, no trees, no sky. Nothing but Inuyasha and the ecstasy he was making her feel.

“Scream it!” He growled.

“I! AM! YOUR! BITCH! INU! YASHAAAAAAAAAA!!” Kagome screamed as she shattered into a million pieces. Inuyasha collapsed onto her. Her hips buckled back onto the ground, the grass warm from the heat of her body. Inuyasha rolled off of her, and she snuggled into his chest, completely naked under the sky. But somehow, it didn't bother her. She looked over at Inuyasha, and giggled at his half-lidded eyes. Then she blushed, remembering what she had screamed.

“Did I really yell that?” She whispered.

“Yah,” he said, his mouth quirking up into a smile. One finger traced her lips and played down her body to slide up and down from her shoulder to her hip. “Hey, Kagome…did you really mean what you said?”

“What? That I loved you?”

“Yah.”

“Did you mean it?” She asked, not knowing if she wanted to hear the answer or not.

“Of course,” he said.

“Then you have your answer,” she replied. She stretched her body so she could kiss her half-demon.

“I never knew you thought of me like that,” he said. “I was just so confused. But I realized a while ago that it wasn't really Kikyo anymore…and when I looked past her, I saw something far better.” His voice was low and soft.

“And what was that?” She barely whispered. His golden eyes were glittering in the sun.

“You.” The single word sent a shiver through her. “But I never thought someone like you could love a half-demon like me.”

“Inuyasha, it doesn't matter to me what you are,” she said tracing the lines of his chest with her index finger. “What matters,” she lifted her hand to cup his cheek, “is this. I love Inuyasha. I don't love a human, or a demon, or a half-demon. I love Inuyasha, okay?”

“Got it,” he said and Kagome sighed happily.

“That was the best birthday present I have ever gotten.”

“Your welcome.”

“We should probably be getting back. The others will start to wonder what happened to us.”

“Ah, crap. Everyone else.” Inuyasha sighed and then inhaled deeply and laughed.

“What is it?” Kagome asked.

“We should probably go wash, though.”

“Why?”

“It might be suspicious if we go back to the other smelling like potato chips and sex,” he explained.

“Oh, God, that would get Miroku's mind working.” Inuyasha laughed and smiled at her.

“What did I ever do without you?”

“Don't know,” Kagome said truthfully. “I should probably go home and shower. Then everyone will just think I'm late.”

“Good plan,” Inuyasha acknowledged.

“On second thought you can go with me and tell everyone you came to get me because I was late. And I was “late”,” Kagome made quotation marks in the air with her fingers, “because I was taking a shower.” She winked at him.

“You're conniving, you know that.”

“It's a gift,” she said, flipping her hair. They got dressed slowly, and Kagome gave up on trying to save her bra. “Hopefully I can get in my room before anyone notices I don't have a bra on.”

“Ha,” Inuyasha laughed.

“Come on,” she said, already dressed. He quickly tied the material into a knot around his waist and hurried after her.

“So where do we stand?” Inuyasha asked as they headed for the well.

“When we're alone you can call me your bitch as much as you like, but when we're around everyone else, you're not allowed to call me that.”

“What should I call you?”

“Kagome,” she said simply, and Inuyasha grinned. “Well, come on,” she said upon reaching the well, hefting her discarded backpack over her shoulder.

“If I come with you do I get more potato chips?” Inuyasha asked, and Kagome burst out laughing.

“Sure. Whatever you want, Inuyasha,” she said, kicking her feet over the edge of the well. “Later tonight we'll both go out patrolling to get some time alone.”

“Another birthday present,” he clarified; that smug smile of his on his face.

“Mhm,” she agreed, “and you can take your bitch doggy-style.” And then slipped into the well and out of sight. Inuyasha stood motionless for a minute, blinking, her words slowly registering.

He smirked and leaped into the well himself at the prospect of more potato chips.

 

 

~fin~

 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BRI!

Love, Zo