InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Funny Inu-yasha Song Matches ❯ SONGS! ( Prologue )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

By: Kenya

Disclaimer: I don't own any other the songs, and I don't own any of the characters metioned.

More Result of AZ iced tea and some Ice Coffe (My Study Buddy!) So Here goes nothing. If anyone reads this, I hope you enjoy and tell me what you think of my songs matches. (cait [me] and my previously un-named friend [Gab])

okay, its late and I havn't been on the computer for over a month (been banned for bad grades) so I'm sorry to say that I can only type the song lyrics that I know by heart or that Gab knows by heart so here you go

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Inu-yasha: `Its been awhile' by Stained. (Cait: everyone uses `who let the dogs out' by the Bahaman, how over used! I'm so original! I'm sure you'll agree if you listen to the words! Gab: Um…why not a good charlotte song cait? come on their so good! Cait: No Gab their Pop Punk, but there will be other Good Charlotte songs for other characters)

I cant find the words!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Sesshoumaru: `Dude looks Like a Lady' by Aero Smith (Cait: who couldn't agree? the guy is a transvestite for crying out loud! this is the perfect song! Gab: HI my names Gab, and when I first saw sesshy-chan I thought he was a sexybeast, but now that I know he's gay…I just….aaaahh! [breaks down in tears, cait conforts her] cait: don't worry, it happens to all of us at one point or another, just think of Orlando Bloom w/o a shirt on and you'll be okay [cait and Gab drool all over keyboard] cait+gab: Oops! sorry about that….)

Lyrics-

Gatta gatta dude looks like a lady,

gatta gatta dude looks like a lady,

Crusing to a bar on the shore

Her picture greased the grim on a door

She was long lost love at first sight

I maybe wrong but you know its alright

gatta gatta, gatta gatta,

back stage we're having the time

of our lives were thinking what someone said

forgive me if I seem out of line

and if we had a gun it would have blown me away

gatta gatta dude looks like a lady

never judge a book by its cover

or who your ganna call your lover

looked at me wise,

it was love in diguse

She had the body of a venus

and it was a surprise

gatta gatta dude looks like a lady

Do me, do me, do me, do me~

What a funky lady

oh she like it like it like it like that

ew he was a lady

yaow~ ekekekekeke

gatta gatta dude looks like a lady

du, du, du dude looks like a lady

du, du, du dude looks like a lady~

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Kagome: `Never had a Dream come true' by S club. (Gab: Yeah, I convinced her to put this one in I sang it over and over and over all week until she sadi yes Cait: I swear if I hear that stupid pop song again I'm ganna kill you [pulls out butcher knife] see I'll do it with this, and then I'll chop you up in lil' pieces and stick you under the floor [Insane laughter] Gab: Cait remember tell tale heart? you'll end up going crazy and then you'll hear my voice singing "I never had a dream come true until the day that I met you…" Cait: Stop the torture [drops knife, gets up, bangs head against the wall a few 100 times..])

I'd rather die than type these lyrics!!!!!!!

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Miroku: `She Fuckn' hates me' by Puddle of Mudd. (Cait: This song is so what every women thinks of him after they get to know his lechous ways. poor Miroku, he needs a better pick-up line. Gab: Ahhhh! Henti! I hate preveted guys! I mean I see enough of them at school and in my favorite anime! cait: defiantly agreed, but hey Miroku tries to keep the peace between Kag. and Inu…sometimes…)

lyrics-

Meet a girl,

thought she was grand

fell in love,

found out first hand

went well for a week or two,

then it all came unglued

in a trap, trick I cant grab

never thought I'd be the one who slipped

then I started to realize,

I was living one big lie

She fucken hates me

just she fucken hates me

lalalalalala

I tried too hard,

and she tore my feelings like I had none

and ripped them away

She was queen for about an hour,

after that she got sour

she took all I ever had,

no sign of guilt no feeling bad

NO!

In a trap trip I cant grab,

never thought I'd be the one who'd slip

then I started to realize, I was living one big lie

She fucken hates me

just she fucken hates me

lalalalalala

I tried too hard, and she tore my feelings like I had none

and ripped them away

that's my story

so you see

learned my lesson and so did she

now its over over

and im glad

cause im a fool for all I said

she fucking hates me

just she fucking hates me

lalalalala

I tried too hard, and she tore my feelings like I had none

and ripped them away

lalalalalalalala Just

tried too hard, and she tore my feelings like I had none

and ripped them away

SHE FUCKING HATES ME!

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Sango: `I'm ganna push you away' by Mathbox 20. (Cait: Yes, this is one of the greatest bands, I highly recammend all their songs, it what people are really thinking! Sango doesn't trust anyone and pushed them away, perfect match!)

lyrics-

She said I don't know if I ever been good enough

I'm a little bit rusty

and I think my head is caving in

and I don't know if I've ever been really loved

by a hand that's touched me

and I feel like something is going to give

and I'm a little bit angry

well, this ain't over

and I fear

not while I still need you around

you don't own me

when I change it

we might just feel good

I wanna push you around

well I will, well I will

I wanna push you down

well I will, well I will

I wanna take you for garnet, yea

I wanna take you for garnet

hey I will

she said I don't know why even would lie to me

like I'm a little untrusted

when I think the truth is ganna hurt you

and I don't why you couldn't just stay with me

you couldn't stand to be near me

when my face don't seem to want to shine

`cause it's a lil' bit dirty

well don't just stand there

say nice things to me

`cause I've been cheated I've been wronged

you, you don't know me

well I can't change

I wouldn't do anything at all

I wanna push you around

well I will, well I will

I wanna push you down

well I will, well I will

I wanna take you for garnet

he, he, well I will

on the top of the over

just wait a min.

well it kind of fell apart there

you get so crazy, cra-zy

don't rush this baby

baby

I wanna push you around

well I will, well I will

I wanna push you down

I wanna take you for garnet

I wanna take you, take you

eee well I will, I will, I will, I will

well I will, I will, I will, I will

I will, I will, yeah~

I wanna push you around

I wanna push you down

push you around

well I will~

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Kouga: `Addicted' by Simple Plan. (Cait: once again I am embarrassed b/c I know this fake punk band, I'm so ashamed [runs away and cries] but it is almost perfect, he can't take a hint and is so obsessed with kagome. Gab: o yeah, I LOVE THIS SONG [gab does happy dance, while Cait tries to ignore her by listening to `inervisoion' by system of a down)

lyrics-

I heard you're doing okay
But I want you to know
I'm addict
I'm addicted to you
I can't pretend I don't care
When you don't think about me
Do you think I deserve this?

I tried to make you happy but you left anyway

I'm trying to forget that
I'm addicted to you
But I want it and I need it
I'm addicted to you
Now it's over
Can't forget what you said
And I never wanna do this again
Heartbreaker

Since the day I met you
And after all we've been through
I'm still addict
I'm addicted to you
I think you know that it's true
I'd run a thousand miles to get you
Do you think I deserve this?

I tried to make you happy
I did all that I could
Just to keep you
But you left anyway

How long will I be waiting?
Until the end of time
I don't know why I'm still waiting
I can't make you mine

Heartbreaker
I'm addicted to you

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Shippo: `The Authority Song' by John Mellencamp {or Jimmy eat world.} (Cait: this is a really good song, whenever I see Shippo I think of a rebellious little dude, this is his song. Gatta love the lil' dude. Gab: yeah! Peace to the lil' dudes around the world! [Throws arms in the air, grabs a pair of rose colored 60's glasses and makes peace signs] the lil' dude are always the problem, think about nepoleon…huh huh am I right or am I right. [cait has a looks of pure confusion] Cait: right…[in dr. evil voice])

lyrics-

It's how the hustle goes, see what the jukebox knows.
Put my last quarter on, I play "Authority Song".
Honesty or mystery?

Tell me I'm not scared anymore.
I got no secret purpose, I don't seem obvious do I?
I don't seem obvious do I?

The DJ never has it, J A M C Automatic.
If those were Roy's headphones, you bet he'd play "What Goes On".
Honesty or mystery?

Tell me I'm not scared anymore.
I got no secret purpose, I don't seem obvious do I?
I don't seem obvious do I?

Oh I'm here, that means something doesn't it?
Oh won't you dance with me a little bit?

Oh you don't notice, I guess the music's too loud.
It's how the hustle goes, see what the jukebox knows.
Put my last quarter on, I play "Authority Song".
Honesty or mystery?

Tell me I'm not scared anymore.
Say anything you want already I'm not scared anymore.
Honesty or mystery?

Want something else?
Just tell me I'm not scared anymore.
I got no secret purpose, I don't seem obvious do I?
I don't seem obvious do I?

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Jakken: `Slave for you' by Brittany Spears. (Cait: you probally don't want to know but this is the result of three best friends, a sleepover and some AZ iced tea. Jakken is a slave for Sessoumaru…think of the words in the song, then think of the music vidio and you'll get why you don't want to know… Gab: oh yeah the lil' green dude, yeah Sessy-chan probably making Jakken pleasure him…ewww! bad thoughts [Cait face falts anime style off chair, and hits head on computer table, feet sticking up in the air])

I WILL NEVER WRITE OUT THESE LYRICS!!!!!!

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Narraku: `Bloody Valentine' by Good Charlotte.(Gab: Yeah, Yeah, anying thing with Good Charlotte is good. I just started watching Inu-yasha so I don't really know about this Naraku character…but he looks hot! [Cait recovers from shock/fright of Gabs last statement and jumps up, and hits Gab over the head] Cait: You dumb ass, how many times do I have to tell you this, He's one of the main bad guys! [slugs Gab again for fun, now Gab is on the floor with swirly eyes] Cait: anyways I choose this song because it's the love triangle between Inu-yasah, Kikiyou, and Naraku's human side. You get it?)

Lyrics-

Oh, my love
Please don't cry
I'll wash my bloody hands and
We'll start a new life

I ripped out
His throat
And called you on the telephone
To take off
My disguise
Just in time to hear you cry when you...

You mourn the death of your bloody valentine
The night he died
You mourn the death of your bloody valentine
One last time

Singin'...

Oh, my love
Please don't cry
I'll wash my bloody hands and
We'll start a new life
I don't know much at all
I don't know wrong from right
All I know is that I love you tonight

There was
Police and
Flashing lights
The rain came down so hard that night and the
Headlines read
A lover died
No tell-tale heart was left to find when you...

You mourn the death of your bloody valentine
The night he died
You mourn the death of your bloody valentine
One last time

Singin'...

Oh, my love
Please don't cry
I'll wash my bloody hands and
We'll start a new life
I don't know much at all
I don't know wrong from right
All I know is that I love you tonight

Tonight

He dropped you off, I followed him home
Then I, I stood outside his bedroom window
Standing over him, he begged me not to do
What I knew I had to do cause I'm so in love with you

Oh, my love
Please don't cry
I'll wash my bloody hands and
We'll start a new life
I don't know much at all
I don't know wrong from right
All I know is that I love you tonight
Tonight

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Kugara: `The Anthem' by Good Charlotte. (Cait: everyone knows that Kugara wants to get free from Narraku so I though this song fits since about not being one in the crowd and not being a drone. Gab: [still on floor, with huge anime bump on her head] Yeah good charlotte again! o yeah it ma birthday, not really party anyways [Jumps of floor and does the `party dance' and recives another bonk on the head from cait] Cait: Ha! now you look like Shippo after Inu pumbles him! and the only reasons theres like 3 or more Good Charlotte songs on this lidt is b/c you suggested them! you such a bakka! [Gab hops over to window, opens it and sticks head out] Gab: I'm a bakka everybody! [Cait sweat dropsa and shouts window before gab can keep talking]

lyrics-

But it all feels old,
It's a good life,
That's what I'm told,
But everything, it all just feels the same...

And my high school
It felt more to me
Like a jail cell,
A penitentiary
My time spent there, it only made me see

That I don't ever wanna be like you
I don't wanna do the things you do
I'm never gonna hear the words you say
And I don't ever wanna,
I don't ever wanna be

You
Don't wanna be just like you
What I'm sayin' is
This is the anthem
Throw all your hands up
You..
Don't wanna be you

"Go to college,
A university
Get a real job"
That's what they said to me
But I could never live the way they want
I'm gonna get by
And just do my time
Out of step while
They all get in line
I'm just a Minor Threat so pay no mind

Do you really wanna be like them?
Do you really wanna be another trend?
Do you wanna be part of that crowd?
Cause I don't ever wanna
I don't ever wanna be

You
Don't wanna be just like you
What I'm sayin' is
This is the anthem
Throw all your hands up
You
Don't wanna be you

Shake it once, that's fine
Shake it twice, that's okay
Shake it three times, you're playing with yourself again

You
Don't wanna be just like you
What I'm sayin' is
This is the anthem
Throw all your hands up
Y'all got to feel me, sing if you're with me
You
Don't wanna be just like you (just like you)
This is the anthem
Throw all your hands up
Y'all got to feel me, sing if you're with me
Another loser anthem (Whoa-oh)
Another loser anthem (Whoa-oh)
Another loser anthem (Whoa-oh)
Another loser anthem...!

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Kikyou: `Bing Me To life' by Evanescense. (Cait: I'm not real sure about this one but, the title fits ya know dead bitch walking brought back to life with part of Kagome's soul so it seemed to fit…for now may change.)

lyrics-

how can you see into my eyes like open doors
leading you down into my core
where I've become so numb without a soul my spirit sleeping somewhere cold
until you find it there and lead it back home

(Wake me up)
Wake me up inside
(I can't wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
bid my blood to run
(I can't wake up)
before I come undone
(Save me)
save me from the nothing I've become

now that I know what I'm without
you can't just leave me
breathe into me and make me real
bring me to life

(Wake me up)
Wake me up inside
(I can't wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
bid my blood to run
(I can't wake up)
before I come undone
(Save me)
save me from the nothing I've become

frozen inside without your touch without your love darling only you are the life among the dead

all this time I can't believe I couldn't see
kept in the dark but you were there in front of me
I've been sleeping a thousand years it seems
got to open my eyes to everything
without a thought without a voice without a soul
don't let me die here
there must be something more
bring me to life

(Wake me up)
Wake me up inside
(I can't wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
bid my blood to run
(I can't wake up)
before I come undone
(Save me)
save me from the nothing I've become

(Bring me to life)
I've been living a lie, there's nothing inside
(Bring me to life)

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Hojo: `Girls and Boys' by Good Charlotte. (Cait: Now this is the song for the love triangle with kagome, Hojo, and Inu-yasha. Hojo the perfect guy with money, Inu-yasha the hoodlum type, perfection. Gab: okay, I think your delirious [checks for tempature] Cait: why would you say that? I feel fine… Gab: well this is the 3rd GC song you put up… Cait: aaaaaaahhhhh! your right better stop it [bangs head against the wall again] Gab: cait your ganna hurt your self!)

lyrics-

Educated
With money
He's well dressed
Not funny
And not much to say in
Most conversations
But he'll foot the bill in
All situations
Cause he pays for everything

Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money
Boys will laugh at girls when they're not funny

Paper
Or plastic
Don't matter
She'll have it
Vacations
And shopping sprees
These are a few
Of her favorite things
She'll get what she wants
If she's willing to please
His type of girl
Always comes with a fee
Hey, now, there's nothing for free

Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money
Boys will laugh at girls when they're not funny
And these girls like these boys like these boys like these girls
The girls with the bodies like boys with Ferraris
Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money

Let's go!
Eh, eh!

Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money
Boys will laugh at girls when they're not funny
And these girls like these boys like these boys like these girls
The girls with the bodies like boys with Ferraris
Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money

All of these boys, yeah get all of these girls
Losing their souls in a material world
All of these boys, yeah get all of these girls
Losing their souls in a material world
All of these boys, yeah get all of these girls
Losing their souls in a material world
All of these boys, yeah get all of these girls
Losing their souls in a material world

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