InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Girl Like Me ❯ Girl Like Me ( Chapter 1 )

The power went out one day, and so to relieve my boredom, I listened to some old CD's on my walk-man. One of the CD's I found was the Aladdin sound track, and I was listening to the lyrics of this one song, and I just had to write this. All it is is the lyrics, but they're re-written so that they apply to Sango's perspective on Miroku and his groping. There's a lot of Miroku bashing, even though I like the guy… but this is from Sango, remember, so I hope you like it ^_^

By the way… anything you see in between stars like this: *types out text in between stars* , then it's what Sango would be doing while singing this song, not part of the lyrics.

Disclaimer: Don't own Inuyasha or Aladdin…

Girl Like Me

Well Ali Baba had them 40 thieves

Scheherazad-ie had a thousand tales.

But houshi you're in luck, 'cause up your sleeves

You got a brand of fighter never fails

You got some power in your corner now

Some heavy ammunition in your pier

You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how-

-BUT all you gotta do is rub that rear

And I'll say

Mister Miroku, sir

That hand ain't hard to see!

Then I'll take my hand

And slap it down

You ain't never had a girl like me

No no no

Life ain't your restaurant

And I ain't your maitre'd!

Can't always get just what you want

You ain't never had a girl like me

Yes, you may pride yourself on status

Think you're the king, the boss

See, what you wish

It's mine, got it?

So keep your wandering, perved hands off!

Steer clear of grope-ee 'A'

Or you'll meet slapper 'B'

I'm in the mood to beat you, dude

You ain't never had a girl like me

Do geishas do this? *slap*

Do geishas do that? *slam*

Do geishas pull these *takes out hiraikotsu* out their little hats?

Do geishas go BOOM! *hits Miroku with hiraikotsu*

Well, looky here! Hehe! *points at lumps on Miroku's head*

Do geishas go Abracadabra, let 'er rip!

And then make the suckers disappear??? *chases off all the girls that Miroku is about to ask to bear his child*

So doncha sit there slack-jawed, buggy-eyed

'Cause those habits won't answer any prayers

You're gonna make me crazy, weary-eyed

You might get sued for so many affairs

I got a powerful urge to beat you up

So get the gist, you really aught to know

You're on my hit-list fifty times, no doubt

Now, all you gotta do is rub like so- and oh

Mister Miroku, sir

That hand ain't hard to see!

I'm on my guard, you screwed wack-job

You ain't never had a girl, never had a girl

You ain't never had a girl, never had a girl

You ain't never had a girl like me!

You ain't never had a girl like me, hah!

How was it? Okay now, just a few things to say…

-The part about heavy ammo in his pier… it means basically that he's got a good fighter on his side… I couldn't find a better word that rhymes with rear for that part, so there you go.

-The restaurant and maitre'd part… I don't know what a maitre'd is, so I just did that… yeah… you kinda have to know the original lyrics.

-The grope-ee thing was meaning her rear end… Miroku's hand is the groper… her rear is the grope-ee… get it? And the slapper is her hand, no duh.

-Geishas are supposedly something like girls… I thought it was a good fit…

So there you go! Please tell me what you think ^_^