InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Goldilocks ❯ Chapter 1

I do not own Inuyasha and Company, no matter how happy it would make me. Rumiko Takahashi does.

 

This was written for IyHedonism's Week 11 Drabble Challenge `Inuyasha's Cock' (100 word maximum)

 

 

Kagome's head tilted at the cock standing at attention for inspection. “Sure, it's nice and thick, but kinda short, isn't it?” The others in the room snickered, but a warning glare shut them up.

 

She moved on to the next and studied it carefully. “Now this one's really long, but too thin,” she said, wrinkling her nose in distaste.

 

Moving on to the third she smiled. “Mmmm, now that is a big cock,” she paused, mentally debating something. “I think it's a little too big.”

 

Shaking her head she stepped in front of the fourth and final cock awaiting her evaluation. “Not too small, not too big… I think this one is just right.”

 

“Damn right it is!” Inuyasha said smugly. “Get outta here, stubby, pencil-dick, and gigantor,” he laughed as Kouga, Miroku, and Sesshoumaru filed out of the room, heads hung low. “Now, I was promised a prize?”