InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Hanging by a moment... ❯ A Day at the Mall ( Chapter 26 )
[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]
Genre(s): Romance
Rating: T
Warnings: Sexy underwear, ‘size matters’ reference
Word Count: 500
~ A Day at the Mall ~
How do I let myself get talked into these things? Inuyasha mentally sighed as he waddled along after Kagome, his arms loaded down with the results of her Christmas shopping.Sometimes he wondered if the only reason Kagome asked him to go shopping with her was because she knew he would never refuse her request to carry her packages, which meant she could buy much more when he was there. He honestly didn’t mind when it was food, but this junk? Sure, he supposed he could understand the importance of the holiday, on the surface. Hell, giving gifts wasn’t new; that tradition was done in his own century for several different reasons on several different occasions. But the gifts were always specific and designed with purpose. Apparently, the tradition for this ‘Christmas’ thing was to buy utterly useless, albeit supposedly ‘cute’ ornamental knickknacks. Three times already he’d had to tell her no when the miko had spotted something she thought he might like.
Feh! Like I want any stupid girlie crap…
Finally, he had told Kagome that if she was so determined to get him a present for this holiday of hers, that she could just take that money and use it to buy that much more ramen. Ramen that would be his and his alone that he didn’t have to share. That would be a perfectly good Christmas present as far as he was concerned.
Inuyasha was so lost in his thoughts and his blind duty of following behind the miko that it took him a moment to realize what type of store he’d just wandered into. Glancing around himself, he gasped.
Wh-what the hell is this stuff?!
Kagome couldn’t help snickering at his distressed expression.
I guess he’s never seen lingerie before, huh? she realized belatedly. Smirking, she couldn’t resist teasing him.
“See anything you like, Inuyasha?”
“F-feh!” he spat, cheeks turning dark red at the sight of so many half-naked manikins. “Hentai…” he added under his breath, which Kagome heard though she only giggled.
They were there because she needed more unmentionables for herself, though she supposed there was no logic in calling them ‘unmentionable’ when they were all out on open display. Granted, she wore much more standard issue undergarments than what the manikins had on, though sometimes she wondered what it would feel like to sport the sexy lace.
Spotting a male torso wearing a sexy little Christmas g-string, she just couldn’t resist.
“Do you need any new fundoshi?” she asked him with a sly grin.
His face disappeared into his fire-rat, imagining her imagining him wearing it. He knew she was teasing him on purpose, not that it helped. There relationship was at that ‘we know we love each other but let’s not talk about it yet’ stage.
I’ll show her… he thought, determined to get her back.
Gesturing to the size of the ‘bulge’ on the thong, he smirked and said, “There’s not enough fabric.”
Seeing her red cheeks, he grinned in triumph.
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