InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Hanyou Fantasies ❯ Alone At Last ( Prologue )

A/N: Update 10/2/06. Well, some of you guys seem to like this story. It's won two awards (2nd place Best Comedy at IYFG 2Q06 - almost placed at 4th for Best Lemon - and 1st place Best Humor at Feudal Association 2Q06.) And now it's been nommed again at IYFG 3Q06 by Inuhanyounikkie…. For… are you ready? Best Characterization for … are you still ready? Inu's “male parts”… What this means is that Nikkie has nommed this story for best characterization of InuYasha's dick. Yep. His cock is up for an award. Though I'm still slapping my head at this one, I do want to thank Nikkie for having such confidence in Inu's dick. The little guy really got puffed up at that one. For those of you reading for the first time, you should know that Inu's dick doesn't really come into its own until Chapter 10, though it gets a lot of action early on, it doesn't actually get a speaking part until later. Though once it starts talking, it pretty much doesn't shut up, and definitely gets the last word. So for those of you with a sense of humor, enjoy. Everyone else should just leave now… it would simply be too painful for you to continue.

 

Disclaimer: I don't own the characters or anything. They belong to Rumiko Takahashi.

 

Prologue: Alone At Last

 

Naraku, that asshole, was gone again. The only good thing going for us at the moment was that we'd tracked down another shard, but we'd just about killed ourselves doing it. Sango and Miroku went back to her village to fix up the hiraikotsu and Shippou decided to go with them. I guess I did bop him pretty hard on the head the last time. But the little fucker had it comin' to him.

 

At first, when Sango said she wanted to leave and Miroku said he'd go with her, I was really pissed. Did my usual stomp-and-storm bit but they're on to me by now so I gave up the act pretty quick. When they left, and Kagome said she wanted to go to a hot spring it occurred to me - duh! what an idiot - that this might be a good thing.

 

Every time we find a hot spring, I have to play the heavy - dragging Miroku away from his peeping post. It's almost a game between us now. He'll go off to take a piss and then - oh, guess what? He's fuckin' gone and I've got to go hunt him down. Sometimes I get lucky and find a good peep spot before I find him, but my nose is too damn good and I usually find him before I get any peeps in. He always moves over and invites me to peep with him, but - I don't know - I can never do it. Like I'd be admitting some deep dark secret. I know he knows better, but he always lets me drag him away. Every time, I think really hard about going back to look, but he's got his sharp eye on me at that point and I just tell him to chill out. Man, what idiots we are.

 

But not today. Today, no one else is around. No one would know.

 

After I finished checking out the place, I got back to find Kagome reading a book.

 

“Hey, bitch,” I was fuming again, no reason. “I thought you were going to wash.”

 

“I gotta study,” she said absentmindedly, and then she looked up at me and wrinkled her nose. “Why don't you get in first. You could use a bath.”

 

“Hmph.” She was right, it'd been a while since I'd touched water other than to lap it up from the stream. “Fine, but turn around.” She rolled her eyes and moved behind a tree, looking out over the valley.

 

The water was great. Just hot enough and smooth.

 

“Hey!” I yelled. “Where's that cleaning stuff for my hair!” might as well go all the way if I was here. A little bottle thing came flying out from behind the tree and floated in the water. “Didn't even come out to see where she was throwing it.” I mumbled to myself. That was weird. Did I care?

 

After I was done, I climbed out and shook myself off. Tried to wring out my hair, but it was all matted and tangled. “Hey!” I yelled again. “Where's that brush thing?” The brush came winging out at me. Would've whacked me if I hadn't caught it. Damn, her aim really was improving.

 

“Are you done yet?” She sounded peevish. Great.

 

“Yeah. Ouch!” I screamed as I tried to get the brush thing through my hair. I saw her start to step out from the tree and suddenly realized I was still naked. “Hey wait!” I grabbed my clothes and scrambled away to the other side of the pool, crouching behind some rocks. “Okay!” I yelled.

 

I faced away from the spring, sorted out my clothes and then tried to finish brushing my hair. Now I remembered why I didn't do this very often. What a fucking pain. Why do girls put up with it all the time? Better to just be dirty.

 

After a bit, I threw the brush aside and tried to scoot into my hakama pants. It was hard without being able to stand up because I was trying to stay behind the rocks. I managed to get them on and tied them loosely while I pulled on my shirt and haori. Then I laid down and stretched, feeling the sun. It was making me drowsy.

 

I kept thinking about Kagome behind me. Taking her clothes off. Putting her hair up. Stepping carefully into the spring. Because it was hot, she'd be lowering herself very slowly in, letting the water inch up just a little at a time over her shins, thighs, crotch, stomach, breasts… right up to her chin. Then she'd get this big smile on her face…

 

Man was I getting horny.

 

To be continued….