InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Happy Medium or Extreme Aggravation ❯ Cross-eyed Decendents ( Chapter 2 )

Disclaimer: I don't own InuYasha or anyone else on the show. I do, however, own several pairs of socks and sweaters.

 

(A/N: Okay this chapter is going to be little different cuz my asterisks aren't showing up on the uploaded doc. So now when someone is thinking I'll put it in italics. Hopefully that clears up any confusion. My hubby-bubby fell asleep [figures] so I figured I could start on chapter 3. Woo hoo, thanks to my three fans. Hopefully there will be more. Oh and if you don't like my story please tell me why, maybe I can fix it, or maybe I can't. Whatever. Kutabare biatches. [Don't be offended it's just something my BFF and I have been saying lately] On with the show)

 

Chapter 2: Cross-eyed Descendents

 

 

Kagome is running down the street when she realizes that she has to take the bus home. She is obviously trying to fight back the tears that are threatening to overrun her eyelashes, the last barrier of dignity. Stupid InuYasha, he hasn't changed much has he. He's still the same jerk he was when we started high school and he decided that he was gonna be a tough-guy. Well who needs him? Even if he did grow his hair long and it looks really good on him and his eyes look like melted butter and he's so strong. . . hang on a second, I'm supposed to be insulting him not praising his well toned body and . . . ah crap. Okay I just wanna get home and talk to Sango. Kagome reaches her apartment and is just about to unlock the door when she hears

 

“Geez pervert, get your hand off of my ASS!!” followed by a resounding smack.

 

Kagome couldn't help but laugh at the antics of those two. For some reason, Miroku had to grope Sango repeatedly all of the time even though she smacked him for it. I never really thought about it but maybe they're both into BDSM. I'll have to ask Sango. She decided to knock before entering so that she did not catch her friends in compromising positions. She walked in to see her friends on the couch watching TV.

 

Sango looked up at Kagome and knew that something was wrong. Her eyes were puffy and red and she had a brown stain on her shirt.

 

“Did you fall Kagome? Are you hurt? Are you okay?”

 

“What? Oh the stain, don't worry its just chocolate ice-cream.” Kagome smiled at Sango. She could be such a mother.

 

Now Sango knew for sure that something was wrong. Kagome only eats ice-cream when she's upset. Time to get to the bottom of this.

 

“Okay Miroku, quit groping me and go home, we need some girl time together.” Sango made sure that Miroku understood that she meant NOW by injecting a lot of venom into her voice.

 

Miroku wisely retreated after giving Sango a quick peck on the mouth and asking when he'd see her again.

 

“I'll call you tomorrow. Bye babe.” Sango then turned to Kagome with a determined look on her face. “ Okay spill it. You obviously had a fight with Hojo, why else would you be eating ice-cream?”

 

Sango knows me so well. I'm glad she's my friend. “Well yeah we did sort of have a fight. Then I ran into InuYasha. It's been such an awful day.”

 

“InuYasha? Are you freakin serious? How's his slut, I mean girlfriend?” Sango disliked how InuYasha had treated Kagome in high school, throwing away their friendship for Kikyou. They had not had much contact since then cuz she always threatened to, and I quote “hit you so hard you're kids will come out cross-eyed.”

 

“Um, apparently they had a fight or something. Anyway, we got into a fight too. He makes me so upset every time I run into him. He's such a fox. . . I mean, um JERK.” Ah crap. I did it again. I hope she didn't notice. Kagome looked at Sango hesitantly but it didn't seem like she'd heard that part. She looked as though she was contemplating something. Which either meant that she was constipated or she had some sort of plan brewing.

 

“Okay I've got an idea. We are going to have a slumber party. I'll call Rin and Kagura. Go pack your things.” Sango left to grab the phone in the kitchen leaving a confused Kagome behind,

 

What the heck just happened here? Oh well, better go packed, there's no sense in arguing with Sango once she'd made up her mind. Kagome went to her room and packed the necessities into her bag. Sango came into her room a short while later.

 

“Okay everything's set. Rin kicked Sesshoumaru out for the night and Kagura said she'd meet us there in an hour. Let's go.” After Sango had packed also, they went downstairs and jumped into Sango's car.

 

Sango drives like a freakin NASCAR driver. I wonder if she's packing moonshine in her trunk. Oh well, I'll ask her later. Kagome held on for dear life as Sango maneuvered her vehicle around traffic on the 8 west. A few minutes later they arrived at the Qualcomm Apartments (yeah I know lame huh? I couldn't come up with anything else. Sheesh. If you can come up with a better name, let me know). It was near Qualcomm stadium and IKEA only the world's best store for broke college students. They parked in the visitor lot and after a brief hike in which they got confused and lost, they finally found Rin's apartment.

 

 

Meanwhile back at the Justice League. . . oops wrong story. I mean. Meanwhile back at the College Ave. Apartment complex. . .

 

“Oi Miroku, you home?” InuYasha was pounding on Miroku's door. Finally a sleepy eyed Miroku answered the door.

 

“Damnit InuYasha must you always cause a ruckus. I have a doorbell for a reason.” Miroku let InuYasha into his apartment.

 

“Sorry, I keep forgetting. Hey you wanna go to the gym, I have to let off some frustration. It's only 10 o'clock so they should still be open.” InuYasha's cell rings at this moment. So naturally InuYasha answers it.

 

“Hello? . . . What do you want Sesshoumaru, or should I say Lord Fluffy. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. . . who do you think told me, I stopped by your pad the other day and Rin told me what new nickname she came up with to torture you. . . ha ha ha. . . No wait, I'm done. . . sleepover, what the fuck. How old are they, only kids have sleepovers. . . no you're right, chicks are weird. . . Nah me and Miroku are gonna hit the gym. . . yeah yeah we'll meet you there. Peace.”

 

InuYasha hung up the phone and looked at Miroku. “So, are ya comin? And can I borrow some sweats?”

 

“Yeah sure why not, it's not like I was actually trying to rest or anything. Here use these. So what did Sesshoumaru want? And did I actually hear you call him Lord Fluffy?” Miroku knew that Sesshoumaru could probably kill InuYasha if he really wanted to but they'd since called a truce on their lifelong bickering, albeit an uneasy truce. Miroku eyed his friend speculatively. I hope you know what you're doing InuYasha. I'd hate to have to bury a good friend.

 

“Rin kicked him out. Apparently the apartment is being overrun by girls having a sleepover. Sango is coming and so is Kagura. And yeah I did call him Lord Fluffy. Rin cracks me up.” InuYasha was wiping tears from his eyes.

 

“Oh well if Sango's going then Kagome must be over there too. She did look rather upset when she came home today I guess they're doing female things to console her. (Sigh) I wish I was there right now.” Miroku gets a very dreamy look in his eye and spaces out. InuYasha whacks him on the head to wake him up.

 

“Wake up stupid. C'mon lets go to the gym. Now I have more frustrations to work off.” Guilt washed over InuYasha as he thought about how he was the cause of Kagome's troubles. It's not my fault she's upset it's that dumb straight-edge fucking square boyfriend of hers I bet. Whatever. She did look pretty pissed when she threw that ice-cream at me. Damnit I don't care! Yea I do. InuYasha shakes himself off and follows Miroku to his car.

 

Ten minutes later they were waiting for Sesshoumaru at the gym. . . . Ten more minutes later and Sesshoumaru walks in and he doesn't look happy. Nope not happy at all. Great InuYasha may very well have gotten himself killed by calling Sesshoumaru “Lord Fluffy”.

 

Shit I think Sesshoumaru is pissed about the Fluffy thing.

 

“Hello little brother.” Sesshoumaru said in an inflectionless voice. “Let's go hit some punching bags. I can't believe Rin kicked me out of my own apartment so that she could paint her toenails and cry with other chicks.”

 

PHEWWWWW!!!! InuYasha and Miroku let out held breaths. At least they would live another day.

 

 

 

--- okay. So here is another chapter. I hope that you all like it. Let me know por favor. I think its what you might call a little comic relief. I've got the next like 6 chapters outlined cuz I have nothing better to do so I'll keep em comin. Thanks to those that reviewed may the grace of whatever god or whatever you may or may not believe in be with you.. Oh and on my last chapter at the end my myspace.com link came out fucked up so here it is again. www.myspace.com/bulaklak. Okay. If you all have any questions email me or leave it in the review.