InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Has Anyone Seen My Pants ❯ chapter 2 ( Chapter 2 )

Chapter 2

Kagome stared at Miroku's arm (which was currently draped over her shoulder) suspiciously. Once she decided it wasn't going to be slipping down south anytime soon, she turned her attention to the monk.

Miroku, who had been waiting patiently (he was a monk after all) for Kagome to accept their position, began talking once he saw that he had her attention. "Well, Kagome-sama, first we need to figure out what kind of guy, uh..dog," Kagome shot him a dirty look, "I mean fellow Inuyasha is, then we can figure out what kind of lady he needs.'

"What kind of fellow he is?" She pursed her lips in thought. "Rude, arrogant, self-"

"Wait a minute Kagome-sama! Let's not talk about the negatives. I mean, we all know that Inuyasha is rude, arrogant, selfish, immature, violent," he winced and rubbed a sore spot on his head at this one before continuing, "inconsiderate-"

"Miroku-sama!"

Miroku grinned sheepishly. "Uh, sorry, I guess I got a little carried away there."

"Yeah, a little," Kagome mumbled under her breath.

"How else would you describe Inuyasha?"

Again Kagome pursed her lips in thought, but this time she took more time thinking before she answered. "A little rough around the edges, but he's really just a cuddly puppy dog underneath."

"Now you're on the right track!" Miroku said.

"He's stubborn, easily embarrassed, and…." Kagome trailed off.

"Shy?" Miroku added helpfully.

"Yes, shy!" Kagome agreed.

Miroku tapped his chin in though. Kagome watched him eagerly, awaiting his "expert" analysis. "That's it!" Miroku exclaimed eagerly, startling Kagome who all but jumped out of her school uniform. That thought brought a lecherous grin to Miroku's face, which in turn gained him a suspicious glare from the young priestess by his side.

"What's it?" She asked, suddenly less enthusiastic after witnessing his lecherous grin.

"Inuyasha is soft, shy, and easily embarrassed. Inuyasha needs an aggressive woman!"

"A-aggressive?" Kagome blinked twice.

"Yes, aggressive! Someone bold who's willing to take the initiative!"

"I'm not so sure about that Miroku-sama…"

"Kagome-sama, have I ever been wrong?" When Kagome tried to answer, Miroku continued talking. "Just trust me on this one! Like you said, I'm a guy, and I know Inuyasha. The perfect person for him is his opposite! You know how the saying goes, `opposites attract'!"

"Yes, I know the saying Miroku-sama, but I've always thought of Inuyasha as someone who would go after someone quiet and polite and ladylike and meek. Someone like Ki-"

Miroku, seeing where this conversation was going, quickly cut her off. "Kagome-sama, if you're coming to me, you must be desperate right?" Kagome blushed at his bluntness. "So you obviously have nothing to lose at this point, right? It's worth a shot. Trust me on this one and give it a try."

Kagome sighed in defeat. He was right. "I know Miroku-sama, the thing is, I don't know how to be aggressive."

Miroku smiled confidently and jerked his thumb towards his chest. "That's where I come in m'lady. When the time comes for an aggressive act I'll let you know. Now we better get back before Inuyasha gets suspicious."

"You're right. Thanks Miroku-sama."

"But first we have come up with an excuse for out little escapade to the woods. Now, I will gladly let them believe that you and I -"

"Miroku-sama finish that sentence and I will make sure that no one will ever be able to bear your children."

"-were just chatting."

Kagome glared at him, but her gaze faltered at his innocent expression and she soon found herself laughing. "Nice save."

"But seriously, what shall we tell them?" Miroku pondered.

Kagome scrunched her eyebrows in concentration, "You were giving me spiritual training?"

"That's my Kagome-sama! Clever as a chipmunk!" Kagome raised a brow at him. "Now," he extended his arm and she hooked her's through it, "let's get back to camp and begin operation W.I.L!"

"Wil?" She looked curiously at him.

"Yes, Win Inuyasha's Love, WIL!" He stated as though it was the most obvious thing in the world.

"Oh brother." She rolled her eyes, "What have I gotten myself into?"

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