InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Have you ever Wondered? ❯ Have You Ever Wondered? ( Chapter 1 )

Have you Ever Wondered?

By Mija

Disclaimer~Dont own Inu and company.

A/N~Ok this is a response to DelKaidin's "Have you Ever" fic Challenge. Basicly its Kagome having to write an essay beginning with the words "Have You Ever.." so thats how this will start. One shot, and mostly just silly ramblings..lol..

~~~Kagome looked down at the blank page on her note book. Ok so the page wasnt entirely blank. Her name was on it, so was the class room number and class period, as well as the title.."Have You Ever...". Her english teacher wanted them to write an essay with these words, hopefully to get thier creative juices and stuff flowing, but Kagome was having a hard time coming up with anything. Not that she wasnt creative or anything, but her heart and mind was just not on school work. She was tired of school, tired of homework. She'd been home from the fuedal era for a month now, as it was, it had taken eleven sits, a promise of a months supply of ramen and no asking to go home for a whole month, if Inuyasha would let her come home this long for mid terms. She had studied for two weeks straight for the terms, then had taken a weeks worth of tests. Now that all the tests were done, she was soooooo tired of school work and bored beyond belief. She never imagined how boring it would be without at least weekend breaks to the fuedal era and shard hunting. As odd as it was, she missed Inuyasha's foul mannors, Miroku's wandering hands, Shippo's dendancy to annoy thier hanyou companion and Sango's shouts of 'hentai' before she slapped Miroku on the head with her huge boomerrang. She even missed fighting stupid demons for the Shikon jewel shards.

~~~Kagome sighed heavily and looked back down at her paper, pencil in hand and started to write. Her mind began to wander as she wrote.

Have you ever wondered why Sesshoumaru looks more like a girl than a guy? Or what that fluffy thing on his shoulder really is? And whats with the red eyeshadow and cresent moon shape on his forehead?

Have you ever wondered what Miroku wears under those robes of his? I mean does he go around commando style under those things? Or does he have some sort of loin cloth for underwear? And ever wonder how a holy monk can be such a lecherous pervert? Is lechery inherited like looks and such since his own dad was a lecher as well?

Have you ever wondered what exactly Jaken really is? I mean what type of demon is he? Or is it a she? What gender is Jaken actually?

Have you ever wondered how the heck Sango can carry such a heavy weapon when even Miroku has trouble carrying it? And why is she so shy around men when she fought along side them most of her life? Not to mention how she can stand wearing her exterminator outfit under her kimono, I mean mustnt that be uncomfortable? At least hot? And before I introduced her to tampons what did women in that time wear during thier monthly cycle?? Ewwww, a bit gross to think of.

Have you ever wondered why everyone but Inuyasha and Shippo wear shoes? I mean even Sesshoumaru wears them. Doesnt it hurt thier feet? And why does Shippo have a human like face and human like hands but fox feet anyway? And how old is he really? Will he ever grow? And if his dad was a demon then why did his pelt look all fox when Manten was wearing it? Shouldnt he have looked more like Shippo or something?

Have you ever wondered about Inuyasha's ears? I mean ya hes a half dog demon but Sesshoumaru doesnt have dog ears or anything much dog like, and Im sure thier dad didnt either, so what is with the ears? Where did they come from? Shouldnt they be pointed like Sesshoumaru's or human like his mothers? Not that I dont love those adorable soft appendages, but where did they come from? And what about a tail? Like Koga's?

Thats another thing, have you ever wondered about Koga's tail? I mean hes always calling Inuyasha mutt face and stuff but Koga looks more dog like than Inuyasha, even if he is wolf demon, what is with his tail? Hes full demon right? But Sesshoumaru whos also full demon except dog, has no tail, what is up with that?

Speaking of Dogs, why do normal dogs get stuck together after mating? Would that happen to Inuyasha as well if he mated? To Sesshoumaru? How bout with Koga? Wow wouldnt that be painfull? And would it happen if they mated with a human? How embarrassing would that be?

Have you ever wondered why no one noticed that Naraku had taken over Kagowaki's body? I mean his eyes are red for goodness sakes. Normal humans dont have red eyes like that, so why didnt anyone notice before? Why didnt Sango? And whats with the white baboon pelt? Why a Baboon? Is there a prominant baboon demon inside of him somewhere? Does he think it makes him look more scarier? Odd.

Speaking of pelts. How about Inuyasha's fire rat Haori? Its strong right? Almost like armor? If so then how did they get the hides off the fire rat in the first place to make it? Shouldnt it have protected the Fire Rats like it protects Inuyasha? And how come the Fire Rat Haori protects Inuyasha from fire and swords and stuff like that but doesnt when some demon slams his fist or tentacle into his chest? Shouldnt it protect him against that as well?

Have you ever wondered if Inuyasha ever takes a bath? And when he does, does he smell like wet dog? Does Koga smell like a wet dog? I mean with the tail and fur on it and all, you would think right?

Have you ever wondered why Kaede speaks more like old time Europen than old time Japan like the villagers?

Have you ever wondered why Inuyasha still loves Kikyo, whens she's tried to kill him and betrayed him several times with Naraku? And how can I still have my soul but part of it be in her? Shouldnt I be a vegitable or something with out part of my soul? And was she always that cold and emotionless when she was alive? If so what the hell did Inuyasha see in her?

~~~Just thinking of Kikyo bought out some anger In Kagome and it was then that she noticed that she had wrote all of that down on the paper. She reread what she wrote and blushed furiously before she tore the paper off the note pad and crumbled it up. She would really like to see her english teachers face if she had read that. Then smiled lightly thinking about her teacher and if she had really read what she wrote....."By the way sensai have you ever wondered what its like in the fuedal era??

A/N~Okies I know this sucked big big big time, but was doing this in hopes my muse would come back..and truthfully these are somethings Ive actually wondered about so I thought, what the hell...anyhow tried my best, but my muse soooooo sucks right now...sigh anyhow till laters huggles and smiles Mija..:-)