InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ haveing fun with deadly weapons ❯ getting directions ( Chapter 1 )

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no own inu

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need to know oc is native English speaker so

"*fuck*"is English

"fuck" is Japanes

"*What the bloody fucking hell was that*"

Inuyasha looked down into the well but the girl at the bottom wasn't Kagome, not even close. She was ranting is some language he didn't know, and was dressed oddly. She looked up at him, and seemed to think she was asking a question, but it was all gibberish to the poor hanyou. She quickly scrambled up the vines not slipping once, and came up speaking more gibberish.

"Hi, so no English then. Spanish Hable espanyol? Sprechen sie Deutch?

Inuyasha continued to stare at her as she rambled on. She had brown hair that was tied up in the back disguising how long it was, brown eyes behind rectangular spectacles which were sitting on a slightly pug nose. She was shorter than him by at least six inches. She had on a long black coat that stopped at about mid-calf. Under that was a white collared shirt, Black cargo pants and black boots. A plain black canvas messenger bag over one shoulder completed the outfit. She would have looked good if she wasn't dusty and sweaty.

"Do you speak japanes? No, ok then"

"Wait yeah I do"

"Oh good, I was beginning to worry you were mute or some thing. Love the ears by the way, now where exactly am I?"

"Next to the bone eaters well"

"Which would be that hole in the ground right there?" she asked.

"Yeah"

"*Shit, I've found an idiot tourist.* Which way to the nearest airport?"

"Airport?"

"Yeah an airport. Hell, I'd take a crop duster and a dirt road."

"Crop duster?"

"*Christ, I should've staid in the god damn hole* which way to town?"

Just then a bright yellow schoolbag came out of the well followed by a Japanese school girl.

"Hi, sorry to bother you but, which way to the nearest airport?"

"um," kagome looked slightly puzzled for a few seconds before deciding on a course of action.

"Jump down the well climb up the latter walk straight out of the shrine turn right go down the stairs and hail a taxi."

"Thank you very much. See ya dogboy."

With that she jumped in the well.

So is this remotely interesting? Is there an audience for this? Is this just an advanced for of talking to myself? Who is god and what the fuck was he thinking? Why haven't you started you review yet?