InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ haveing fun with deadly weapons ❯ And possibly kidneys ( Chapter 5 )

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It had only been two hours and the monk was already wretching in the bushes. The first of the "fun" side effects.

"What in seven hells is the matter with you?" Inuyasha asked as Miroku lost his lunch.

And breakfast.

And possibly kidneys.

Gina and Sango were both laughing at the spiritualist. Neither felt sorry for Miroku; he had been warned after all.

"It seems our friend here can't keep his hand's to himself. So every time he tries to grope me I scratch him with my poisoned nails." Gina explained to Inuyasha and Shippo

"Wait you're not a demon how do you have poison nails?"

"nail polish"

"huh"

"Never mind the point is he deserves it. So it is perfectly alright to point and laugh." Shippo joined in the prescribed activity. While Inuyasha went back to sulking, and pretending he wasn't missing Kagome.

(A/N I have no clue where to go from here. I mean I know where this is all leading too, but I don't have any fucking clue as to how I'm getting there. So I bullshit.)

"O.K." Gina said, "That over there is a monk. Those two over there are demons. Dogboy is half and half, and you're a demon slayer."

"Yeah, and Kagome's a miko."

"So why aren't you slaying the demons?"

"Well Kilala is my partner. Shippo is just a kid."

"Am not"

"and well Inuyasha is Inuyasha." She said watching the sulking half demon.

"Meaning what exactly?"

"I probably couldn't even if I wanted to."

"You mean to say you couldn't take some teenaged punk?"

"Well yeah, I fought him the first time I saw him and I was barely keeping up then, of course I was injured, but he's even stronger now than he was then. Besides he's not much of a threat."

"Huh, if you could barely take him before and he's stronger now how the hell is he not much of a threat?"

"The sit thing"

"Oh, yeah but, uh, she isn't here all the time."

"Yeah, but, she makes him less violent. Besides he's not really all that bad. He just likes playing the scary bad ass."

"Ah, I know the type."

"You know I can hear you." Inuyasha groused from his tree.

"Yeah but that doesn't really bug me." Gina said grinning at him.

"What in seven hells are you smiling at?"

"I'm not smiling. I'm grinning and it's directed at you dogboy."

"What is wrong with you?"

"Quite a lot"

Just then a green back pack came out of the well.

A/N Wait it's yellow isn't it. Yeah it is. So why green go back and fix it. No that ones Kagome's this ones for Gina Oh, but green? Yeah. but green? I can't have 2 yellow back packs. But green? What's wrong with green? Did you not read the character description? No I wrote it, your point? Black and white, Gina doesn't do color. Oh, you're right. I know. I should fix that. Like right now. Ok Ok I'll do it. Just shut up and type.

Just then a black backpack was hurled out of the well. Interrupting what ever was happening before that. (Just like that long ass psycho authors note interrupted the flow of this story.)

Kagome fallowed shortly after, looking exactly like she always did, which is to say young and cheerful. Miroku dragged his sorry ass out of the bushes in time to see all three beautiful ladies laugh at something, probably himself or Inuyasha, but he didn't really care. He was wondering what he had done to be lucky enough to acquire another gorgeous traveling companion. She didn't have Kagome's innocents, our Sango's ass but she was undeniably interesting and had great cleavage. It was odd how well she fit in their group. She wasn't at all afraid of Inuyasha. She and Sango had all most instantly become close friends. Shippo was almost as smitten with her as he was with Kagome. She said he was *nifty* which apparently was a good thing. If she would just lose the poison nails she would be a perfect addition.

"He said he was going to send my stuff to your house. It should be there tomorrow afternoon. Kagome, would you mind terribly hanging around till then? I hate to ask but I really need some of the stuff he is going to send me."

"She can't we have jewel shards to find."

"I did kind of want to go to school tomorrow."

"WHAT"

"Wow, you want to go to school?" Gina stared at her like she was crazy.

"Of course I want to go to school."

"You're one of those people?"

"What you didn't like school." Kagome was just as incredulous.

"Couldn't stand it. I barely graduated. I bet you're in the top ten percent. You are aren't you?" Gina asked accusingly.

The rest of the group watched as the argument escalated.

"Well, I was in the top 20 students before all this. And what's wrong with that?"

"It's disgusting that's what's wrong with that."

"Why because you're afraid of feeling inferior to a 15 year old?"

"Hardly Miss teen geek, more like feel sorry for you?"

"Why should you feel sorry for some one doing better than you? More like you feel sorry for yourself."

"Don't fool yourself little girl. It's just that you are not learning anything worth knowing. You probably spend hours on geometry problems. But you are never going to use geometry."

"What about lit how is lit worthless? How is learning to analyze dialogue pointless?"

"If you're getting a second rate analysis on books that aren't that good then it is pointless."

"And now you're going to tell me that my history and social studies classes are worthless to right? That it's never going to help me to know who came before me."

"I would think you would have the least faith in those?"

"Why's that O great and mighty academic lord?"

"Your histories are either wrong or heavily abridged. I thought that would be obvious. Look around why aren't you in your ancient history book? And why aren't I in the modern history books? You are being taught how to be a student not how to be a person. How to write an essay that proves the same points that has already been proved a hundred times over. Look at Sango is she deficient in any way? Would knowing the quadratic equation or that alliteration is the repetition of a beginning sound help her? Does it help you? Does it help you face down boyfriend, or gossips, or your parents? Not to mention whatever ghastly beasts you might come across here."

"I thought you said you barely graduated. It certainly doesn't sound like an almost drop out talking when you open that mouth of yours."

"They wanted to kick me out for being a slacker and a miscreant. The only way I got a diploma was by acing my exams. O worshipful valedictorian. And you dodged my question. Has the foil method ever come in handy while on a date?"

"You aced your exams? As in all A's" Kagome seemed a bit awed, "Wait, what were you taking gym and home ec?"

"You dodged the question."

"You ignored mine."

"AP German, English, physics, and chemistry. Ancient history, American political thought and introduction to film, technically I didn't ace them all I had an 89.8% on the films final and the bastard wouldn't round it up. It was a decade ago I'm way past over it. I answered yours now you answer mine."

"No, how smart are you?" Kagome hated admitting defeat, but it looked like this was way out of her league."

"IQ 153, but that was two years ago. It could have changed a little. Why, you're about a 115 right?"

"I've never taken an IQ test, but that's really high right?"

"Yeah, it's the 98th percentile."

"Will you tutor me in math?"

"As long as you stop hassling me about the cigarettes and get my stuff tomorrow."

Wow, thank you reves i greatly appreciate the feedback. Everyone else reading this should go read reves story hangman's truth. It's nothing like this drivel, meaning you will all greatly enjoy it. So go review and get all of the nasty things you have to say out of the way before i post the next chapter. The next one is my favorite and if you flame it i'll cry. So flame this one right now.

What are you waiting for? Stop reading the stupid end note and review. You're not going to stop until i stop are you? Ok i give up i'm done