InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ He's a She? ❯ how it begins ( Chapter 1 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

Inuyasha

“Sesshomaru stop! Do you really want to do this” “There's no reasoning with him Kagome! He has a one track mind! Unfortunately that track is to kill me!” “Well if you didn't always argue…” “What was that Kagome?” “Will you stop talking to your girlfriend and let's just fight.” “For the last time Sesshomaru…SHE IS NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!” “Oh yeah I forgot you prefer them dead.” “WHAT WAS THAT?” “Nothing nothing at all.” With that Inuyasha charged full speed at Sesshomaru “Could he have a shorter temper?” “I don't think so Shippo.” “Just because I'm fighting doesn't mean I can't here you.” “Inuyasha look out!” “Huh! Ahhh! I”m not going alone!” Inuyasha grabs Sesshomaru and they both fall into a River” *Splash*

All was silent then *Cough* *Cough* *Cough* “Thanks a lot any later Kagome and I could have been dead!” “Who are you?” What do you mean who am I! I'm Inuyasha ya twit.” “No your not” “What do you mean I'm n…What the heck happened to me I'm a…a girl!” Suddenly Sesshomaru emerges. “Apparently you didn't get the letter. These waters have a curse on them. And who ever comes in contact with this water gets a peace of it. Fortunately it's different for everyone. But for us I can't say the same.” “What do you mean it has a curse!?” “I mean if you come in contact something bad will happen ya idiot.” Of course Inuyasha's bickering with Sesshomaru didn't get them much of anywhere as usual.

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“Well we can just let them argue it won't do us or them any good to stand there and watch anyway. And for being brothers they sure don't act like it.” Shippo said with a giggle “You said it Shippo.” “Hey where did Miroku get to?” “I don't know and quite frankly I don't care!” “I guess Kagome is still mad at him because of the whole butt thing.” “Shippo I think your might want to run.” “Why Sango?” “Look behind you.” Kagome was coming at him at full speed. “Ahhh! I'm sorry Kagome.” Suddenly she stopped. “It's ok Shippo. Just as long as you don't say anything about it again…EVER!”

A few days past and they were out heading for Kaede's

Puzzled Kagome said. “I still don't see why we couldn't let Sesshomaru come with us to find a cure?” “For one he's evil, two he's a pain in the butt, and three I can't stand his pesky little smart remarks to every thing I say!” “Well if you didn't act like a big brat all the time maybe…” “Maybe what Kagame?” “SIT BOY! I mean Girl!” *Bang* “Why the hell do you keep doin that you stupid little bitch!?” “Well since the curse of obedience is permanent until we find the entire Shikon Jewel I'm gonna use it to my full advantage.”

“Well Kagome if you didn't know that hurts like Hell” “Hey Sango where are you going.” “Oh I was going ahead to use the bathroom.” “Oh…ok well don't take long. I'll be much shorter then it will be to get to Lady Kie's house.” “You have a point there.” Sango used the bathroom and was back in no time. “How about we ride Kilala until night fall.” “Yeah that's better then carrying Kagame's fat ass.” “What was that?!” “SIT Girl!” *Bang* “Do that one more time Kagome and see what happens!” “SIT GIRL” *Bang* “What was that for?” “You said do it one more time and see what happens. So I did.” “You're practically asking for me to punch you in your fucknig Face…You know that right?” “Yeah I know… you're just so cute when you're mad." “See Shippo that's why you don't want to grow up and get a girl friend.” “I thought she wasn't your girl friend?” “SHE'S NOT.” “Then what is she? A very close friend?” “Yeah.” `And a sex buddy.' “What ever you say she is Inuyasha what ever you say.” “Look here you little pest she's nothing more than a close friend if you say any thing other wise I'll strangle you to death.” “Can't...Breath...let go of … neck.” “SIT GIRL!” “What was that for?” “Trying to strangle Shippo that's what.” “I'm so happy we found Miroku.” “Yeah but that went down the drain we lost him again.” “WHAT!” Come on Sango Lets go find lover boy Miroku. Sango...Sango? Where the hell are you? Great two lost people. Inuyasha we have another to add to the list.” “What do you mean another?” “Sango has gone missing to.” “Great just great in two weeks the new moon will be here, I'm still a fucking girl, we lost Sango and Miroku and it any worse?” “Yeah were low on food” “fuck!”