InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ He's dead!!! ❯ He's dead!!! ( One-Shot )
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By: InuKags_little_mutt 
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Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 05.19.2007 | Pages: 1 | Words: 514 | Visits: 550 | Status: Completed
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Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 05.19.2007 | Pages: 1 | Words: 514 | Visits: 550 | Status: Completed
He’s dead!!!
Disclaimer: Inuyasha and company don’t belong to me. They belong to Miss, Ms, Mrs. Rumiko. Also, Row, row, row your boat down the stream doesn’t belong to me, nor does Joy to the world either ^^ . I felt like writing this because it made me giggle ^^
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Inuyasha huffed at Kagome, she was doing that thing again where it made him feel guilty for not stopping when she asked. He hated it, because it worked every time. Inuyasha took a deep breath and growled, Naraku was near,
“Kagome, shut up. Naraku is near.” Said Inuyasha, then rushed off in the direction of Naraku.
Everyone followed after him.
Naraku looked her in the eyes, he already hated her, she had smart remarks and everything else, it was pissing him off! Naraku brought up hand and was about smack her when he smelled something...gross,
“What the hell?” Naraku said through a cough,
“Smell’s like roses, huh?” Said the teenager,
“NO! It smells like shit!” Said Naraku, then gagged,
“Giggle giggle.” Said the teenager,
“YOU BITCH! I’LL KILL YOU!!!” Said Naraku, then coughed,
“Sure you will.” Said the teenager,
“I WILL!” Said Naraku, like a whining baby,
“TAKE THIS!!!” Said the teenager, then farted loudly, and started waving her hands down at her butt,
“I’m dying!” Said Naraku, then started choking,
“Yes, you are.” Said the teenager,
“I’ll get you someday, Debbie!” Said Naraku, then died.
The girl named Debbie grinned at Naraku’s dead body and started singing,
“Row, row, row your boat,
gently down the stream,
throw Naraku over board and listen to him scream,
5 days later,
sittin’ on the Delaware,
chewin’ on his underwear,
wish he had another pair,
10 days later,
eaten by a poler bear,
guts flying everywhere,
and that how the poler bear died!”
Inuyasha listened and heard the song and had a confused look on his face. Inuyasha ran faster toward the voice and gasped as everyone else did, there was Naraku laying on the ground dead, and a fat girl singing badly next to him,
“What the hell?!” Asked everyone at the same time,
“Oh, hey guys, sing with me.” Said Debbie with a stupid grin.
They didn’t know why, but they started singing with her,
“ Row, row, row your boat,
gently down the stream,
throw Naraku over board and listen to him scream,
5 days later,
sittin’ on the Delaware,
chewin’ on his underwear,
wish he had another pair,
10 days later,
eaten by a poler bear,
guts flying everywhere,
and that’s how the poler bear died!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
R and R please!!!!
How if you were wondering who Debbie is, it’s me!!! ^^ Yes I’m fat and I sing bad. ^^ Hope you all enjoyed!!! ^^
Disclaimer: Inuyasha and company don’t belong to me. They belong to Miss, Ms, Mrs. Rumiko. Also, Row, row, row your boat down the stream doesn’t belong to me, nor does Joy to the world either ^^ . I felt like writing this because it made me giggle ^^
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Inuyasha huffed at Kagome, she was doing that thing again where it made him feel guilty for not stopping when she asked. He hated it, because it worked every time. Inuyasha took a deep breath and growled, Naraku was near,
“Kagome, shut up. Naraku is near.” Said Inuyasha, then rushed off in the direction of Naraku.
Everyone followed after him.
Naraku looked her in the eyes, he already hated her, she had smart remarks and everything else, it was pissing him off! Naraku brought up hand and was about smack her when he smelled something...gross,
“What the hell?” Naraku said through a cough,
“Smell’s like roses, huh?” Said the teenager,
“NO! It smells like shit!” Said Naraku, then gagged,
“Giggle giggle.” Said the teenager,
“YOU BITCH! I’LL KILL YOU!!!” Said Naraku, then coughed,
“Sure you will.” Said the teenager,
“I WILL!” Said Naraku, like a whining baby,
“TAKE THIS!!!” Said the teenager, then farted loudly, and started waving her hands down at her butt,
“I’m dying!” Said Naraku, then started choking,
“Yes, you are.” Said the teenager,
“I’ll get you someday, Debbie!” Said Naraku, then died.
The girl named Debbie grinned at Naraku’s dead body and started singing,
“Row, row, row your boat,
gently down the stream,
throw Naraku over board and listen to him scream,
5 days later,
sittin’ on the Delaware,
chewin’ on his underwear,
wish he had another pair,
10 days later,
eaten by a poler bear,
guts flying everywhere,
and that how the poler bear died!”
Inuyasha listened and heard the song and had a confused look on his face. Inuyasha ran faster toward the voice and gasped as everyone else did, there was Naraku laying on the ground dead, and a fat girl singing badly next to him,
“What the hell?!” Asked everyone at the same time,
“Oh, hey guys, sing with me.” Said Debbie with a stupid grin.
They didn’t know why, but they started singing with her,
“ Row, row, row your boat,
gently down the stream,
throw Naraku over board and listen to him scream,
5 days later,
sittin’ on the Delaware,
chewin’ on his underwear,
wish he had another pair,
10 days later,
eaten by a poler bear,
guts flying everywhere,
and that’s how the poler bear died!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
R and R please!!!!
How if you were wondering who Debbie is, it’s me!!! ^^ Yes I’m fat and I sing bad. ^^ Hope you all enjoyed!!! ^^