InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Heart Breakers League ❯ Cat's Eye Trixters Part 1 ( Chapter 13 )

Moooo… I know I know, I've been slacking… not really, just have been grounded… KUKUKU… anywho, I'm back sorta and am ready to get my freak on. LOL Wow… have I gotten corny or what!? Hope y'all liked that last chapter because I honestly enjoyed staying up until two in the goddamn morning so you have better liked it!!! ARGHHH!!! LOL Ahem… so let's get back to this shall we??? Hehe Um… I dunno what to really put here besides saying that I'm just wasting my author's note space… but um… yeah… Oh yeah! Thanks ever so much for the reviews guys! I owe you one! Seriously! For my sanity, please review!

 

This lovely little chapter is dedicated to my wonderful friends Kiki and James, whom I have had countless conversations with through obsessively written e-mails. Kehe, just kidding… but this chap is really dedicated to InuGrrrl and Lucient for their amazing stories, personalities and quite frankly their creativeness when it comes to dealing with bull shitting critics. Kehe These guys kick ass!

 

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The unforgettable night had ended iridescent dreams and a lovely quiet morning dawned on the sleeping couple. It was like a perfect fantasy... destined to never end… until that damn blinding light swept the room and shattered whatever fantasy was left of the situation. Kagome and InuYasha groaned irritably; both completely lost as a total of one hundred and eighty pounds jumped onto the bed and assaulted them with slobbery kisses and somebody began rattling around the room making as much noise as possible and slapping the bed sheets.

 

“Get up now!” Scolded the voice angrily; as the owner of it began fumbling through drawers throwing clothes at Kagome.

 

“W-what's going on?” The sluggish girl asked, rubbing her burning eyes.

 

Sango stopped at the foot of the large bed and placed her hands on her hips. “You're four hours late to work that's what's going on! Do you have any idea how pissed Sesshomaru is right now!? And let's not forget the Drama Queen from hell!

 

Kagome jumped up from the covers and began throwing on clothes. “Oh my Gods! What did you tell her!?”

 

“Oh you know… Kagome's not here right now because last night… she fucked your goddamn boyfriend! Can I take a bloody fucking message!?” Sango screamed, making the two dogs whimper and bark.

 

“Would you lower your voice!? You're gonna wake the dead!” Kagome scolded, grabbing her dark blue robe from the carpet.

 

“Good! I want them to hear me! I want this whole damn city to hear me! Dammit Kagome, I told you not to do anything with InuYasha that would affect your career! And what did you do-!?”

 

InuYasha groaned, sitting upright and stretching casually giving Sango the biggest grin he could conjure. The woman sighed exasperatingly rubbing her eyes and forehead. “You know what… just hurry up and get ready for work; I'm personally escorting you to work today. And you…” She pointed to the man lounging on the bed. “Pack your bags, I want you out of this apartment by the time we leave here got it!?”

 

“Fine by me, I gotta go do some band practice anyway…” He yawned, watching the furious woman storm out of the room and into the hallway.

 

InuYasha and Kagome exchanged awkward glances before the young woman cleared her throat. “Well… I'm gonna get in the showers now… do you want to join me or…?”

 

“Better not.” InuYasha replied, “Sango might have another fit… I'll go home and shower.”

 

“Alright…” Kagome sighed, walking over to give her love a kiss. InuYasha moaned, pulling her on top of his chest and embracing her tightly.

 

“No regrets?” He asked.

 

“No regrets.” She smiled.

 

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Sango glared daggers into InuYasha while he gathered up his car keys and coat from the messy kitchen table; intent on making him feel so uncomfortable that he'd just hurry up and leave. But of course, her results weren't what she had planned. The man turned and smirked at her, throwing his coat over a broad shoulder. “Sango can I ask you for a favor?”

 

The woman raised a brow and took a sip from her coffee cup. “That depends… what is it?”

 

“I wanted to know if you and Rin could accompany Kagome to the Battle of the Bands concert tomorrow night.” InuYasha casually sauntered over to the sofa and sat down on the arm rest. “Because I have a special something I'd like her to hear when my band plays as the guests of honor. What do you say? It would give you a chance to see Miroku again… cuz hell; he just can't shut up about you.” He added slyly.

 

Sango found herself blushing before crossly folding her arms over her chest in stubbornness. “M-me!? Th-that's ridiculous! He barely even knows me!”

 

“Exactly, and that's why he wants to see you again… he wants to know you Sango. Don't deprive an idiotic perv of his dreams for love… please don't. It would just break his sad, tainted little heart.” InuYasha snickered, making the last part of his sentence sound southern and feminine.

 

Sango laughed, choking on her hot coffee. “Oh my Gods please tell me you didn't just say that!”

 

“Come on Sango…” InuYasha pleaded, giving her his best puppy dog face.

 

The woman rolled her eyes and smiled, giving in. “Okay fine… but just please, please, please! Keep your little relationship to a minimum! I can only do so much for Kagome… and Yash… she's my best friend…”

 

“I know Sango, but that's why I'm here as well… last night I… I told her that I loved her.” He smiled.

 

Sango blinked, “But you've only known her for a week!?”

 

InuYasha shrugged, “Love shouldn't have to have to come with a date.” He jumped from the arm rest and headed for the door glancing down at the two large dogs with wagging tails; looking around suspiciously, he returned his gaze and smirked at them whispering.

 

“And that my friends… is how it's done.”

 

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Kagome and Sango burst through the large doors of the Heart Breakers League headquarters building, rushing past Ayame who was frantically trying to organize papers and answering non-stop telephone calls from the boss. “Kagome where the hell have you been!? Sesshomaru is going out of his mind looking for you!? And Kikyo has been waiting in your office for two hours already!”

 

“Thanks Ayame! Tell Sessh that I'll talk to him after I meet with Kikyo!” Kagome replied briskly before disappearing into the large silver elevator with Sango.

 

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“I am sooooo sorry.” Kagome half-laughed, entering her office looking like she had just gotten mugged by ninjas.

 

Kikyo turned in the rolling chair and smiled, glancing at her watch. “Oh that's okay better late than never. So shall we get going?”

 

Kagome looked to Sango who shrugged. “Uhh… going where?”

 

“I'm taking you and your two friends out to breakfast of course. I haven't eaten anything since last night and I am just famished!” Kikyo smiled cheerfully.

 

Sango raised a brow. “Oookay, talk about weird.”

 

Kagome elbowed her friend in the stomach. “Shut it…” She ordered through gritted teeth. “Breakfast sounds nice… we'll uhh… we'll go get Rin!” She added, pushing Sango out the office door.

 

“I'll be waiting… again…” Kikyo replied dryly, making a disgusted face at the messy office desk.

 

Kagome ran her fingers through her hair, taking in deep breaths and pacing back and forth.

 

“Kag, you didn't tell me she was taking us out to breakfast! If I have to sit with that bitch for more than five seconds I'm going to murder her! Do you know what she said to me this morning when I told her that I liked Coheed and Cambria!? She asked what brand of cereal it was! ”

 

“Chill out Sango… she's only here to get an update on the mission… and I can't just come out and tell her that I slept with her fiancé last night… dammit… what do I do!?” She paced back and forth a few more times before clapping her hands together. “I've got it! I'll tell her that I wasn't able to get anything out of him! That way she'll have to give me more time and during that time InuYasha and I will figure out a way to get her out of this screwy love triangle!

 

“Uh yeah… that you started might I add.” Sango smirked.

 

“Oh shit! What if she asks how I'm going to find more info on the guy!? Holy shit I'm so dead!”

 

Sango fidgeted with her fingers. “No! No you're not! Ummm… InuYasha wanted us to go to the Battle of the Bands concert tomorrow evening! You'll tell her that he invited you and some company workers to the club that they're playing at… uhhh what's it called… Trixters!”

 

Kagome squealed, latching onto her friend excitedly. “He asked us to go!? Uh… I mean of course! That's what I'll tell Kikyo!”

 

“Whatcha gonna tell Kiknyo?” Rin asked, chewing on a piece of her green apple.

 

Sango and Kagome grabbed her arm, “Come on we're going out to eat!” They ordered, yanking her into the office.

 

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Sango, Kagome and Rin all sat across the café table from Kikyo who had been talking non-stop ever since they left Headquarters. She had gone on and on about her childhood, her snobby country club friends, and her incompetent fiancé that didn't have the decency to pick her up from the airport because he was having dinner with his parents… she just wouldn't shut up!

 

“And then I said, `Kagura, you just can't wear that red shirt with your black skirt because it's so last week!'” Kikyo laughed loudly, looking at the three women across the table who all fake-laughed with her.

 

“Oh yeah… so… last week…” Rin rolled her eyes, taking a sip out of her latte.

 

Kikyo folded her hands over the table and smiled giddily. “I have never had such fun with friends before! Usually they all complain about how bitchy and conceited I supposedly am!”

 

Kagome smiled through clenched teeth. “They don't know what they're talking about…”

 

“And that's what I say to them!” She replied seriously.

Sango laughed briefly before clearing her throat noticeably. “Kagome… can we get this over with please?”

 

Kagome frowned at the woman, trying to appear apologetic and innocent. “Oh right! Um… Kikyo… I haven't been able to find out much on InuYasha… and I was wondering if you wanted me to stop or continue doing my mission?”

 

“Well of course I want you to continue… but there is still the matter of how much I am going to pay you for your… services. After all… it is your job to find out about his secrets…”

 

Sango glared at the woman. “You say that as though Kagome's your house maid.”

 

“Oh no… no no no no! I don't mean anything like that… it's just…” She looked around and motioned for her guests to move closer to the center of the table. “Can you girls keep a secret?”

 

They nodded. “I know how men like InuYasha work… especially since his father just lost all those companies to my father. InuYasha thinks that once he marries me, he'll automatically re-possess all the companies he lost, including the ones that Maboroshi owns… but in all actuality… he's not going to get shit.” She grinned devilishly.

 

“What!?” Kagome gasped, listening more intently now on the subject.

 

“When InuYasha and I exchange our I do's, he's not going to get any part of the companies! In fact they all go under my name instead and as soon as that happens, I'm going to fire Sugimi Tategami and then he and his God awful wife will be left with nothing!” Kikyo laughed wickedly at her marvelous idea. “Except InuYasha of course, he'll still have me to look forward to when he comes home at night. I'm killing two birds with one stone… getting married to my handsome fiancé and keeping my companies as well! Isn't it delicious!?”

 

Kagome blanked; all hatred for this woman before her intensifying in the glare she purposefully emitted through her dark burning eyes. She wanted nothing more right now than to strangle and mutilate this evil bitch… how dare she be plotting against her beloved InuYasha like this!? Nobody messed with her man… her love… there was no way in all the seven hells she was going to let Kikyo just waltz out the door thinking she could hurt InuYasha. She was going to pay!

 

“Kagome are you alright?” Kikyo asked, snapping the girl out of her deadly thoughts.

 

She smiled sincerely, rising from the booth. “Yes… I'm fine… but I think it's time my girls and I get back to headquarters… we've got a lot of planning to do.”

 

Kikyo smiled back graciously as though she hadn't said anything evil. “Alright then, have a nice day ladies… and keep up the good work! Kick some ass!” She shouted out as the three women headed for the door, the three of them pissed beyond all reason for the plot they just learned was against InuYasha.

 

“Oh don't worry… I plan to…” Kagome glowered, leaving the café and the one client that would forever make her skin crawl.

 

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OOOOOHHHHH so are y'all mad at me yet??? Hehe don't worry… the second part is going to be soooo much better… *Evil Evil Grin* So then… I know it wasn't all that great… but it was rather intensifying no? *Twiddles fingers devilishly* I am really hoping that you guys are hating Kikyo with a passion right now because If you are… it tells me that I rock. LMAO also… get ready for the song you guys have been waiting for! Remember… the one that I said was old and outta date??? LOL I love it… it's so cute! And then I think you may want to prepare yourselves for some more lemons. Yum… LOL

 

To Lucient: Man, you're awesome! Kehe, I just read your little fan wank thing and I crack up so hard!!! I tried to leave a review… but even logged on MM was being a bitch! Luv ya!

 

To InuGrrrl: *GLOMPS* You rule hun! I hope you're fics are doing great because I can't seem to find a new update anywhere. LOL and I hope you like the next few chapters because there are being dedicated to you! I mean, how can I not dedicate the concert part of this fic to you! You inspired me to write this fic in the first place! Hee hee! Hope you like it!

 

To both of you: Three words… Y'all Kick Ass!

 

This has been Shar Shar, review and you may still have a chance at living! Love you guys!