InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Heaven and Hell ❯ Will you bear my child? ( Chapter 3 )

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha.

What in the Hell?!? Kag didn’t get much beyond that thought as she stared up at this strange, but still really hot guy. “Excuse me?!” Her gentle nature keeping her from fully understanding what had just happened.

Then everything started rushing into perspective. He called her a slut. Wait, he called her Kikyo. ‘I don’t know a Kikyo.’ She mentally started running through all the people that she knew. Nope, no Kikyo. She was sure that the name didn’t ring any bells. Obviously the guy hadn’t registered that she wasn’t this Kikyo girl, because he started in on her again.

Inuyasha could feel his temper rising. How in the hell had this two-timing slut found him? Was she stalking him? He would never forget what she had told him when she left. A low growl was starting to roll out from under his breath. “So, bitch, you decide that you wanted to come crawling back? What makes you think that I would have a whore like you? Your little games won’t work this time, bitch.”

If there was one thing that Kag couldn’t stand that was being called a bitch. She hated that with a passion she could not even give words to. Her own temper was growing to match his. “LOOK, you stupid moron, MY name is NOT Kikyo. It is Kagome. Ka-go-me. Got it?” Of course, at that exact moment the music had died down and what had been said in loud angry voice resounded through out the whole club. Everyone turned to stare at the source of the noise. Kagome noticed the unwanted attention, but ignored it for the sake of chewing out this retard who could not seem to get it in his head that he had the wrong girl.

“Bullshit! I would know you anywhere. We were together for three years, I pretty sure I would know you,” Inuyasha ground out through his gritted teeth. However, a seed of doubt had been planted in his head. A few subtle differences like how her hair which had always been straight and immaculately groomed was wild and unruly and anything but straight. But it was her brown eyes that told him she was not Kikyo. Kikyo’s eyes had been cold and hard, emotionless, as though there was no soul within, empty. This girl’s eyes were a soft brown like melted chocolate. They radiated with a warmth and life that made him want to curl inside it like a warm bed on a rainy day. He gave himself a mental shake at that thought. Where had that come from? To Do List: Rid head of annoying mental voice that tells you angry girl is something you want to curl in.

“I am NOT Kikyo,” Kagome said with an angry huff, “So piss off.” Kagome turned to stomp away her temper gone beyond control. She wanted to slug the shit out of this overbearing-but hot-retarded-but sexy-moron-but one you wouldn’t mind kissing, STOP THAT! She was talking to herself insider her head. Great just great, now your insane, Kag!

Inuyasha felt a little peeved at himself for opening his mouth again before thinking. But who was this girl to walk off when he was talking to her. Before he even knew what he was doing, his hand snaked out and curled around her wrist. “Look…” he started in a softer tone, given her his trademark sexy grin. Kagome, however, was in no mood to be manipulated.

“Let me go!” she growled under her voice noticing that they were gaining an increasingly large audience. She really did not want all of this attention. She never actually tried to hide, but they had all agreed after her family’s mysterious death that it would be best if she didn’t advertise. This was definitely becoming advertisement. Her miko powers were unpredictable at best and downright deadly at worst. She really didn’t need a chance to put this guy in a permanent coma or anything.

“Damn it, bitch,” Inuyasha barked in frustration. “I was just trying…”

“BITCH!” Kagome suddenly lost all reason. Who gave damn if she fried this bastard to cinders! Her miko powers were beginning to build up inside of her. “Who are you calling bitch? You fucking SOB (A/N the irony of this statement is not lost on me! Although his mom wasn’t an Inuyoukai, I’m sure that his dad thought of her as his bitch being a dog demon and all.) where do you get off? I don’t know you, and I sure as hell have no desire to get to know you! Now, let me go before I kick your ass!”

By this point Miroku had managed to pry himself out of the reluctant clutches of a semi-hysterical Mindy, to see what mess his friend was in and Sango had returned from her break to see what the yelling was all about. Legion had seen that a bad situation was getting worse and climbed over the bar. She was, however, close to breaking down into a fit of giggles. Kag must be mad as hell not to realize that this was an Inuhanyou she was arguing with. If she had she might understand that to him all females were bitches.

Inuyasha started laughing when Kagome said that she would kick his ass. How could one little human girl hurt him? This, of course, served only to further enrage Kagome. What the hell did he find so funny?

Legion was standing beside Sango trying her best not to collapse in a puddle of uncontrollable laughter. “Do you think,” she managed finally, “we should suggest they take this somewhere else?”

Kagome lowered her head letting her bangs cover her eyes. One of her fists was balled at her side as the other wrist was still trapped in Inuyasha’s grip. Later she was going to find little crescent moons across her palms where she was digging into the skin.

Sango watched her lifelong friend go into what she has learned was a very pissed off Kagome stance. “I think we had better.”

Miroku noticed the girl’s suddenly still posture. And Inuyasha said that he always got into trouble. “Inuyasha,” Miroku said as he placed his hand on Inu’s shoulder.

At that moment, Kagome jerked her head up in confusion. She thought this dark haired man who had his hand on the smirking jerk’s arm had called him, Inuyasha- Dog demon. She turned startled eyes around to her friends who were walking towards her. The question was in her eyes, was he? Legion and Sango glanced at each other, before Legion nodded her head imperceptibly. SHIT!

“Kag, maybe you two should take this to the office? You are making quite a scene,” Legion managed with a smile for her friend. “You, Inuyasha, I presume, I would prefer that if you have a problem with one of my employees that you take it up with me. Attacking them, and disturbing my customers is unacceptable.” Legion stated in that patronizing tone like she was talking to a small child. Legion was definitely enjoying this Kag and Sango thought. “You gentlemen are welcome to stay, but anymore incidents and I will have to ask you to leave.”

“I have nothing left to say to this baka,” Kag ground out as she jerked her wrist out of Inuyasha’s grasp stepping back towards the comfort and protection of her friends. Inuyasha could smell the demon on one of the girls, but for some reason could not quite place the type of demon it was. Strange, he normally was remarkably accurate with his nose. Sango placed an arm around Kag’s shoulder before pulling her away despite Inuyasha’s protest. He made to go after her, but Legion stepped in the way.

“I think you should just go back and enjoy yourselves. The rest of your drinks are on the house. The rest of you disperse,” Legion growled to the crowd who had gathered to watch the confrontation between Kag and Inuyasha. She gave them a brilliant smile and turned and walked away her hips swaying as she walked. Inuyasha didn’t pay attention to woman leaving. He was focused on where the waitress from earlier and Kagome were standing behind the bar. Something fishy was going on. Her reaction when Miroku called him by name was a complete about face. His smirk returned to his face. “Miroku,” Inuyasha started, but he realized that Miroku was completely ignoring him. His eyes were following the woman who had stopped him. “Miroku!” he snarled angrily. “Get you mind out of the gutter.”

“What? I wasn’t thinking anything,” Miroku protested in a hurt voice.

“Sure we all believe that, monk,” Inuyasha said with a fang-flashing grin as they returned to their table.  “Did you notice anything strange about that girl?”

Miroku raised an eyebrow, “Which one? The one you were arguing with? Or the one who is a demon?”

“Both.”

“I felt something odd from them both and the one you were arguing with looked a hell of lot like Kikyo. You think we should check it out? It might have something to do with he who must not be named,” Miroku said cryptically.

Inuyasha rolled his eyes. Where did Miroku get this crap? “Possibly, but I want to know who these girls are and what they are up to?”

“I’ll talk to Sesshomaru tomorrow,” Miroku said with grimace. He really hated working with that arrogant bastard, but the situation had deteriorated to the point where numbers were the safest. Inuyasha had taken a heavy beating to his pride to join with his full-youkai brother. At best it was an uneasy alliance. “But tonight there are plenty of ladies to seduce. Maybe that pretty waitress from earlier. I could always pump her for information,” he said with a smile. It was obvious information was not what he wanted to pump her for.

“Monk,” Inuyasha growled warningly. “Go get me another drink, before you get us both in trouble.  By the way, what happened to the blond? Miranda, Binda, whatever?”

Miroku’s face clouded, “She no longer found my company suitable.” With that he stood up and walked to the bar. Smiling charmingly at the three women, he ordered another drink for himself. Let Inuyasha get his own damn drink. “Ladies, let me offer my humble apologies for my friend’s rudeness. He tends to speak before he thinks. He never learned how to treat beautiful women properly.” He turned a charming smile to Legion his focus on her low cut shirt before he asked, “Would you do me the honor, beautiful lady, of bearing my child?”

Kag and Sango looked on in shock. He couldn’t be serious. Legion stared at him a second and then burst out laughing. She was laughing so hard her sides hurt and tears were streaming down her face. She used the back of her hand to wipe away the tears. Miroku had never quite received that reaction before. He had been turned down, insulted, attacked by angry boyfriends, and on a rare occasion a foolish one just hopped into the sack with him. No one had ever collapsed into a fit of tears of mirth. Maybe it was because she was demon. When she gasped in a descent breath, Legion smiled at him. “There is no way in heaven or hell that I would bear you child.” With a last laugh, she walked around the back of the bar to get back to work.

Her two friends stared at her in astonishment. So, ok, they knew Legion was weird, but that was even weird for Legion. She had one crazy sense of humor as though she was in on some great cosmic joke that no one else understood.  Miroku watched her go. What a strange woman! Well, still two more to go, perhaps, turning towards Kagome, “Your name is Kagome, no? Your aura shines like a beautiful jewel, perhaps you would be willing to bear me a child?”

Kagome and Sango looked on him like he was crazy. Sango had had enough of his behavior, especially with her current state over men. She picked up a half-full drink off the bar, and dumped the contents over his head. Miroku stood still for a moment before taking the opportunity to gently caress the beautiful curves so angrily posed in front of him. “Pervert!” Sango cried indignantly, catching a few odd looks for the other patrons at the bar. Her fist crashed into his jaw, causing him to fall backwards onto the ground. Man this girl was strong.

Miroku got a goofy grin on his face as he watched the woman who had slugged him walk away. “I think I am in love,” he said with swirly eyes before passing out. Kagome groaned. Just what the hell was going? She got the new guy, she thought his name was Hojo to get her glass of water. She took this cup and proceeded to dump it over the passed out guy on the floor. She was definitely attracting a lot of strange attention tonight. Miroku sat up rubbing his jaw. What a woman!

Kagome shouted over to Legion, “I’m going to bed. I have got class early tomorrow. Night, Legion.”

“Night, Kag.” Kagome walked away unaware of the dog demon that was watching her as she walked into the back.