InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Horns ❯ Horns ( One-Shot )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: Kiwichan 
Was he really trying to get a better look, and opinion, or was he trying to get a better feel?
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 10.18.2004 | Pages: 1 | Words: 567 | Visits: 569 | Status: Completed
Was he really trying to get a better look, and opinion, or was he trying to get a better feel?
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 10.18.2004 | Pages: 1 | Words: 567 | Visits: 569 | Status: Completed
“Horns”
By: Kiwichan
Disclaimer- I do not own any of the characters from Inuyasha.
Huddled, safely in the protection of the shield, Miroku, Sango, and the others stood, watching the intense battle going on. After defeating the massive army of undead soldiers, they were taking a much needed break. Off in the distance they could see Inuyasha, Kagome, Sesshomaru, and Takemaru fighting against one another. Squinting, Miroku began to notice the figure, belonging to Takmaru.
His attention, shifting more towards Takemaru, Miroku began walking closer towards the edge of the shield that encased them. Not really believing what his eyes were seeing, he began to exit the shield, until a hand reached out, grabbing his shoulder, and halting him in the process.
“Miroku, where are you going? You must stay inside the shield, it is for your own protection.” Sango said, as she pulled him back into the safety of the shield.
“Sango, I was merely trying to get a better look at this Takemaru. Something has caught my eye, and I wish to see what it is, but from here I can barely make out what it is.”
“What is it that you are trying to see, Miroku”?
“Well, you see Takemaru”? Miroku said, pointing in the direction that he was standing. “ I am merely trying to determine if that is really a horn protruding from the right side of his head, or not. See”?
“No not really,…but why so curious”?
“I don’t know Sango, it’s just my curiosity running wild. I mean, in all my years of battling with demons, I have never seen one with a horn quite like that. I mean, it must stick out like six inches from his head. It’s almost like something else was trying to form right there, but it never fully formed. Do you see what I am saying? Surely you must see what I am saying. Here come over here so you can see better.” He said as he pulled her towards him. “There now can you see it”?
“Hai, I do but……..
Sango, stopped, mid-sentence as she felt the all too familiar presence of Miroku’s hand rubbing her backside, like it had so many times before. But just as she was about to warn him, he continued on….
“I mean, even his chest, shoulder, and forearm plates, they all have a horn-like shape to them. They are all over him! I must say this Takemaru, he is quite a horny man.” Miroku exclaimed, turning to look at Sango.
Seeing, the big grin on his face and feeling his hand still rubbing her butt, in a rhythmic motion, Sango’s anger began to reach a boiling point. Not wasting another moment she slapped him across his cheek, knocking him, none to gently, to the ground.
“THE SAME THING CAN BE SAID ABOUT YOU…..YOU YOU LECHEROUS MONK”! she said as she stormed off to the other side of the shield.
THE END
A/N-This was inspired by watching the third movie, and I just had to write it down!
Thank-you for reading, and please don’t hesitate to tell me what you think! Enjoy!
Kiwichan
By: Kiwichan
Disclaimer- I do not own any of the characters from Inuyasha.
Huddled, safely in the protection of the shield, Miroku, Sango, and the others stood, watching the intense battle going on. After defeating the massive army of undead soldiers, they were taking a much needed break. Off in the distance they could see Inuyasha, Kagome, Sesshomaru, and Takemaru fighting against one another. Squinting, Miroku began to notice the figure, belonging to Takmaru.
His attention, shifting more towards Takemaru, Miroku began walking closer towards the edge of the shield that encased them. Not really believing what his eyes were seeing, he began to exit the shield, until a hand reached out, grabbing his shoulder, and halting him in the process.
“Miroku, where are you going? You must stay inside the shield, it is for your own protection.” Sango said, as she pulled him back into the safety of the shield.
“Sango, I was merely trying to get a better look at this Takemaru. Something has caught my eye, and I wish to see what it is, but from here I can barely make out what it is.”
“What is it that you are trying to see, Miroku”?
“Well, you see Takemaru”? Miroku said, pointing in the direction that he was standing. “ I am merely trying to determine if that is really a horn protruding from the right side of his head, or not. See”?
“No not really,…but why so curious”?
“I don’t know Sango, it’s just my curiosity running wild. I mean, in all my years of battling with demons, I have never seen one with a horn quite like that. I mean, it must stick out like six inches from his head. It’s almost like something else was trying to form right there, but it never fully formed. Do you see what I am saying? Surely you must see what I am saying. Here come over here so you can see better.” He said as he pulled her towards him. “There now can you see it”?
“Hai, I do but……..
Sango, stopped, mid-sentence as she felt the all too familiar presence of Miroku’s hand rubbing her backside, like it had so many times before. But just as she was about to warn him, he continued on….
“I mean, even his chest, shoulder, and forearm plates, they all have a horn-like shape to them. They are all over him! I must say this Takemaru, he is quite a horny man.” Miroku exclaimed, turning to look at Sango.
Seeing, the big grin on his face and feeling his hand still rubbing her butt, in a rhythmic motion, Sango’s anger began to reach a boiling point. Not wasting another moment she slapped him across his cheek, knocking him, none to gently, to the ground.
“THE SAME THING CAN BE SAID ABOUT YOU…..YOU YOU LECHEROUS MONK”! she said as she stormed off to the other side of the shield.
THE END
A/N-This was inspired by watching the third movie, and I just had to write it down!
Thank-you for reading, and please don’t hesitate to tell me what you think! Enjoy!
Kiwichan