InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ How To Change A Playboy 101 ❯ sho hachi (8) ( Chapter 9 )
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By: creampuff819 
I'm sooo sorry it's late. i just kinda forgot that i had the story up here on MediaMiner. DON'T KILL ME!!1
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Hentai / Drama | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 07.02.2010 | Pages: 4 | Words: 2.7K | Visits: 287 | Status: Work In Progress
I'm sooo sorry it's late. i just kinda forgot that i had the story up here on MediaMiner. DON'T KILL ME!!1
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Hentai / Drama | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 07.02.2010 | Pages: 4 | Words: 2.7K | Visits: 287 | Status: Work In Progress
Puff: Ello, dahlings! Zit iz I, Mudame Poof!! Arrren’t I fabulous??
Moi-Moi: Madame Puff I’m thinking about firing you and hiring the giraffe who auditioned instead. MY STORIES AREN’T ALL ABOUT YOU!!!!
Madame Puff: Dey shud beeee!!! I’m a staarrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
Moi-Moi: Do you have any living relatives?
Madame Puff: Nose, whyyy???
Moi-Moi: So, I could know if I shoot you will I go to jail or not. No living relatives means no one to press charges…
Madame Puff: … ‘Ow barrrbarrric!!!
Moi-Moi: Madame Puff go sit in the corner!!!
Madame Puff: NEVERRRRR!!!!
The next morning, I woke up to find Inuyasha already gone. That bastard… I understand he needs time to himself, but he could have just started with that! Now, I have to go to school alone! Maybe can spend the day with someone else??? Inu no niichan said to skip only three day s a month, max. Guess I’ll be using one today. Now, who to spend it with??? I went over to my printer and pulled out a paper and started writing…
~Options~
ŸSango
ŸAyame
ŸNaraku
ŸBankotsu
ŸJenny
I got my cell phone form off my desk and dialed Ayame’s number. Three rings later…
“Hello?,” Ayame said.
“Hey, Ayame! You wanna go to school today?” Do I really sound this peppy in the morning??
“No! Are you retarded?”
“Great! Wanna go out to… someplace?”
“Sure! Let me ask my mom.” the was a pause on the other line, but then she came back, ”she said ok. Just as long as I’m back before 4 and bring her back a souvenir.”
“Okay. I’ll meet you at the park.”
She hung up and I went to my closet to pick out clothes for today. Seriously, what kind of parent do we have?? Two minutes later, my phone started ringing. “Without me” by Eminem started playing. I checked the Caller Id.
It was Kouga.
I sighed and picked it up.
“Yes, Kouga?”
“Why didn’t you ask me to go out with you today?”
He cancels on me and now he wonders why I didn’t ask him out??? I rolled my eyes. “Do you want to come?”
“Well, I was planning on going to school today.”
“Then what’s the problem?,” I asked. He was starting to irritate.
“I just wanted to know why.”
“Because…” come to think of it, I didn’t even have him as an option. Not nominating my boyfriend to spend the day with me… is that bad???
“What ever, Stupid,” he said as he hung up.
He was upset, but… I didn’t really care. He’ll live.
KOUGA’S HOME AND P.O.V.
I can’t believe her! She just…Ughhhh… I just wanted to know! “AYAME!,” I yelled.
“What?!,” she yelled from her room which was quite the distance from mine.
“Come ere!”
“Just yell it to me!”
“No, come here!”
“Why can’t you just yell?!”
“I AM yelling! Now, come ‘ere!!”
“AYAME, WOULD YOU PLEASE GO TO HIM TO GET HIM TO SHUT UP!,” our mom yelled from the kitchen. I could hear dad snicker.
She came in with an annoyed expression on her face. When I didn’t say anything she tapped her foot impatiently. “Is it just you and Kagome skipping?”
“I think so…why?”
“Just wanted to know…”
She looked skeptical. What?! That’s all! I don’t care if Inuyasha goes with them… I don’t care! Ayame was turning to leave. “Wait!”
“What, now?!”
“Come sit down. I think we need to talk.”
“Ughhhh,” she said as she sat next to me on the bed.
“Ayame, when you…have you ever… when a man and a woman like each other very much…”
“Oh, God!,” she yelled, leaving the room.
“They get together as do the humpity-hump! If you’re lucky they won’t do it on your mattress! And that’s how you were born!,” I yelled, “Nani ga kiniira nai no da?!” (What’s wrong?!)
“Anata wa iya da!” (I hate you!)
I laid back on my bed. What Bankotsu said was still bothering me… I need some chocolate…
~Later that day (Kagome’s P.O.V.)~
Today…was…awesome! Ayame and I went to the mall, beach, and on a yacht! We partied on a rich guy’s yacht! Of course, I’ve been on a yacht before…I can’t believe I would have gone to school and missed that! Oh, well…fun’s over. I felt my phone vibrating in my pocket. I pulled it out and checked the Caller Id. Of course…
“Yes?”
“Hey…howR 17;s it going?,” he said.
“I’m fine. Hung out with Ayame, today.”
“I know that.”
“I know you know. I hope you called to apologize for not being there, today.”
“I was actually calling to say I’m staying in Tokyo for the next few days.”
I swear I just heard glass shattering. “You’re what?”
“Spending more time in Tokyo.”
“What? Do you have a family over there?”
“What? No, I just have some things to do.”
“You better bring me back something nice, Inuyasha.”
“Of course. See you, Stupid,” with that he hung up.
I put my phone away and laid down. I felt better after hearing his voice…I slowly closed my eyes and fell asleep in minutes.
~Wednesday Afternoon!~
I drove home slowly. The last two days were boring and quiet. I miss Inuyasha… I pulled up into the garage. His blood red Ferrari still wasn’t there… I walked up the shrine steps. That took me at least 25 years… I put my key in the lock on the front door and turned it. Dropping my bag on the floor, I dragged my feet to the living room. Someone was watching tv.
There, on the couch, wearing a white wife beater and checked boxer shorts was the hanyou I missed. He was watching “Desperate Housewives.” A smile broke out on my face when he looked at me and smirked. I immediately ran over and attacked him. I nuzzled my face into his chest. He was warm…
“Hey, Stupid.”
“Why didn’t you tell me you were coming back today?!” I was yelling into his chest.
“I forgot and don’t worry, I got your present.” I leaned off him so he could reach behind the couch. He pulled a blue bag with a white ribbon. I squealed as he placed it on my lap. I pulled out the decorative white wrapping paper and looked at my gift. My face fell. I looked at him. He was smiling. I pulled out the gift and unwrapped it more thoroughly. It was a half-eaten cheese burger.
“Really? It’s half-eaten!,” I said/complained/yelled.
“I got hungry on the way back. Enjoy, Stupid,” he ruffled my hair when he said that.
I dropped it back in the bag and put the bag on the floor. I folded my arms and turned away from him. The nerve… He bumped into my side.
“Oh, come on, Stupid. Look, I got you something else.” I wasn’t moving. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw him pick up a red bag from behind the couch. He gave it to me. I was skeptical, but I like getting presents, so… I pulled out the paper and inside was a white, rectangular box. A box…wow. I looked at him incredulously.
“This is so much better. Thank you,” my voice dripping with sarcasm.
“Why don’t you try opening it, Stupid?”
Oops… Inside was a strapless black and white dress. The top half was black velvet and the bottom was white ruffles. I squeezed him, thanked him, took the dress, and went to change all in that order. 5 minutes later, I came back out. The dress fit me like a glove. He knows me so well! I hugged him again.
“wear it tonight,” he said. I didn’t understand what he’d said at first. Then I realized, the party’s tonight…oh, shit…
~THAT NIGHT~
Kagome sat in front of the mirror while applying her mascara. Inuyasha was sitting in a chair not far from her. The party was their conjoined Sweet 16. It was at one of Inuyasha parent’s mansions. It had a red and blue theme, 120 red and blue, 20 tables that each held six people, a Dj, loads of presents and cupcakes, in the front was a gigantic board for the guests to sign wishing the birthday girl and boy a happy birthday, and in the back of the dance floor there was a giant picture of Inuyasha and Kagome(Inuyasha was on one half, mid-jump with his face like O.O. On Kagome’s half, she was sitting with her legs under her smiling with some flowers in a field). The party went smoothly. At 8:15, they announced that there were ATV’S in the HUGE ,dirt backyard and paintball in the basement. The party lasted until 12:30. Kagome came to the party in a red strapless dress(she changed into the dress Inuyasha bought her later). Inuyasha wore a yellow and green button down shirt and white t-shirt underneath(he kept the button up shirt open), white jean shorts with white Nike’s. He didn’t plan to change. When riding the AVT’S or playing paintball, he had Kagome hold his outer shirt.
At the end of the party, Inuyasha and Kagome stayed the night in the now trashy mansion.
~INUYASHA’S P.O.V.~
I woke up the next morning felling the best I had in years. After crawling out of my soft bed, I walked down the hall to Stupid’s room. I didn’t other knocking, I’m not that polite…
She was fast asleep. I walked up to her and tried to wake her. I hook her harder, but failed in my quest. She only rolled over to face me and pulled me down by my neck straight into her torso. Well, actually she pulled me more to her boobs than anything else. I tried to move, but the girl has one hell of a grip…
Then I heard a gasp.
I looked up to see Stupid staring at e with wide eyes. “This looks really bad doesn’t it?,” I mumbled into her chest. She still hadn’t let me go. Stupid nodded once. I tried to move again and then she let me go. I stood and she sat up on her bed. Here’s where it get’s uncomfortable…well, not that uncomfortable…
“Why were you smelling my boobs?,” she asked me.
“I wasn’t! I was trying to wake you up and you pulled me down!,” I defended. Don’t you think if I wanted to smell her boobs I would have done that already?!… forget I thought that…
“Whatever you say Inuyasha, “ she said as she got up and left the room.
~KAGOME’S P.O.V.~
Oh. My. God. He was totally feeling up my boobs! I should feel violated, but… I blush… oh, yeeeaaahhhh… I liked it. Me likey…
~5 hours l8r…~
I think I have a problem… I’m attracted to my best friend. Are there Meetings for people like me? I can see it now… hi, my name is Kagome and I’m attracted to my boyfriend’s cousin. Awesome… I need help… Dater’s Anonymous Meeting’s. Ha!
I have school today…I’m not going. I probably should so I don’t the better part of the day fantasizing about my best friend. I’ll probably get all turned on during Algebra… I’ll weigh my options. Algebra’s not a turn on… School it is!
“Stupid,” Inuyasha said as he came into my room. I was currently laying on my bed. I sat up. Damn… “Have you seen my toothbrush?,” he asked me. It’s too bad I didn’t hear him… he’s shirtless again. Doesn’t this boy ever wear clothes?!. But to be honest, if he suddenly became a nudist I wouldn’t complain.
“What?,” I asked him.
“Have you seen my toothbrush?,” he asked more slowly. I’m not retarded…
“No, I haven’t, Inuyasha.”
“Aren’t you gonna get ready?”
“For what?”
“School,” he said, as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.
I turned to the clock next to my bed, “Inuyasha, it’s two o’clock,” I said. I just realized that.
“Oh, well then.”
“Yeah…”
“Wanna watch tv?”
“Alright.”
~BONUS SCENE~
We went downstairs to the living room(the house was spotless! Gotta love those youkai cleaning services.) We settled on the couch and he turned on the tv to Comedy Central. “Tosh.0” was playing. Gawd, I love that show (A/N: me too!!!)) Inuyasha’s still not wearing a shirt. Oh, yeahhh… I’ve never noticed his abs before. Is that an eight pack?!? Oh, god he’s looking at me! Look away! Look away!
“Are you alright?”
“Mm-hmmm!,” I answered, overenthusiastically.
“Are you sure?”
“Of course I’m sure! Why wouldn’t I be sure! I’m fine really!”
He was taken back for a second. Then he started looking at me weird. I must look really crazy, but I’m not I swear!! I pulled myself into a ball and started rocking back and forth on the couch, while laughing hysterically. I immediately put my legs down and began watching the tv with rapt attention when the “Video Clip of the Week” began. Inuyasha was still looking at me weird. I could feel it.
“What?!,” I asked him.
He just shook his head at me. I have problems…and he’s used to them…
Moi-Moi: Yay!! It’s done!! That makes two chapters that are early!! The status for the voting so far (see chapter two of the story “High School Days” here on Fanfiction) is 3 for HSD and 2 for H2CAP. My vote is in there, too!! Come on people!! VOTE!!
Madame Puff: Don’t ‘ell auwt dem!! Dey be chilren!!
Moi-Moi: SHUT UP, MADAME PUFF!!!!
Moi-Moi: Madame Puff I’m thinking about firing you and hiring the giraffe who auditioned instead. MY STORIES AREN’T ALL ABOUT YOU!!!!
Madame Puff: Dey shud beeee!!! I’m a staarrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
Moi-Moi: Do you have any living relatives?
Madame Puff: Nose, whyyy???
Moi-Moi: So, I could know if I shoot you will I go to jail or not. No living relatives means no one to press charges…
Madame Puff: … ‘Ow barrrbarrric!!!
Moi-Moi: Madame Puff go sit in the corner!!!
Madame Puff: NEVERRRRR!!!!
The next morning, I woke up to find Inuyasha already gone. That bastard… I understand he needs time to himself, but he could have just started with that! Now, I have to go to school alone! Maybe can spend the day with someone else??? Inu no niichan said to skip only three day s a month, max. Guess I’ll be using one today. Now, who to spend it with??? I went over to my printer and pulled out a paper and started writing…
~Options~
ŸSango
ŸAyame
ŸNaraku
ŸBankotsu
ŸJenny
I got my cell phone form off my desk and dialed Ayame’s number. Three rings later…
“Hello?,” Ayame said.
“Hey, Ayame! You wanna go to school today?” Do I really sound this peppy in the morning??
“No! Are you retarded?”
“Great! Wanna go out to… someplace?”
“Sure! Let me ask my mom.” the was a pause on the other line, but then she came back, ”she said ok. Just as long as I’m back before 4 and bring her back a souvenir.”
“Okay. I’ll meet you at the park.”
She hung up and I went to my closet to pick out clothes for today. Seriously, what kind of parent do we have?? Two minutes later, my phone started ringing. “Without me” by Eminem started playing. I checked the Caller Id.
It was Kouga.
I sighed and picked it up.
“Yes, Kouga?”
“Why didn’t you ask me to go out with you today?”
He cancels on me and now he wonders why I didn’t ask him out??? I rolled my eyes. “Do you want to come?”
“Well, I was planning on going to school today.”
“Then what’s the problem?,” I asked. He was starting to irritate.
“I just wanted to know why.”
“Because…” come to think of it, I didn’t even have him as an option. Not nominating my boyfriend to spend the day with me… is that bad???
“What ever, Stupid,” he said as he hung up.
He was upset, but… I didn’t really care. He’ll live.
KOUGA’S HOME AND P.O.V.
I can’t believe her! She just…Ughhhh… I just wanted to know! “AYAME!,” I yelled.
“What?!,” she yelled from her room which was quite the distance from mine.
“Come ere!”
“Just yell it to me!”
“No, come here!”
“Why can’t you just yell?!”
“I AM yelling! Now, come ‘ere!!”
“AYAME, WOULD YOU PLEASE GO TO HIM TO GET HIM TO SHUT UP!,” our mom yelled from the kitchen. I could hear dad snicker.
She came in with an annoyed expression on her face. When I didn’t say anything she tapped her foot impatiently. “Is it just you and Kagome skipping?”
“I think so…why?”
“Just wanted to know…”
She looked skeptical. What?! That’s all! I don’t care if Inuyasha goes with them… I don’t care! Ayame was turning to leave. “Wait!”
“What, now?!”
“Come sit down. I think we need to talk.”
“Ughhhh,” she said as she sat next to me on the bed.
“Ayame, when you…have you ever… when a man and a woman like each other very much…”
“Oh, God!,” she yelled, leaving the room.
“They get together as do the humpity-hump! If you’re lucky they won’t do it on your mattress! And that’s how you were born!,” I yelled, “Nani ga kiniira nai no da?!” (What’s wrong?!)
“Anata wa iya da!” (I hate you!)
I laid back on my bed. What Bankotsu said was still bothering me… I need some chocolate…
~Later that day (Kagome’s P.O.V.)~
Today…was…awesome! Ayame and I went to the mall, beach, and on a yacht! We partied on a rich guy’s yacht! Of course, I’ve been on a yacht before…I can’t believe I would have gone to school and missed that! Oh, well…fun’s over. I felt my phone vibrating in my pocket. I pulled it out and checked the Caller Id. Of course…
“Yes?”
“Hey…howR 17;s it going?,” he said.
“I’m fine. Hung out with Ayame, today.”
“I know that.”
“I know you know. I hope you called to apologize for not being there, today.”
“I was actually calling to say I’m staying in Tokyo for the next few days.”
I swear I just heard glass shattering. “You’re what?”
“Spending more time in Tokyo.”
“What? Do you have a family over there?”
“What? No, I just have some things to do.”
“You better bring me back something nice, Inuyasha.”
“Of course. See you, Stupid,” with that he hung up.
I put my phone away and laid down. I felt better after hearing his voice…I slowly closed my eyes and fell asleep in minutes.
~Wednesday Afternoon!~
I drove home slowly. The last two days were boring and quiet. I miss Inuyasha… I pulled up into the garage. His blood red Ferrari still wasn’t there… I walked up the shrine steps. That took me at least 25 years… I put my key in the lock on the front door and turned it. Dropping my bag on the floor, I dragged my feet to the living room. Someone was watching tv.
There, on the couch, wearing a white wife beater and checked boxer shorts was the hanyou I missed. He was watching “Desperate Housewives.” A smile broke out on my face when he looked at me and smirked. I immediately ran over and attacked him. I nuzzled my face into his chest. He was warm…
“Hey, Stupid.”
“Why didn’t you tell me you were coming back today?!” I was yelling into his chest.
“I forgot and don’t worry, I got your present.” I leaned off him so he could reach behind the couch. He pulled a blue bag with a white ribbon. I squealed as he placed it on my lap. I pulled out the decorative white wrapping paper and looked at my gift. My face fell. I looked at him. He was smiling. I pulled out the gift and unwrapped it more thoroughly. It was a half-eaten cheese burger.
“Really? It’s half-eaten!,” I said/complained/yelled.
“I got hungry on the way back. Enjoy, Stupid,” he ruffled my hair when he said that.
I dropped it back in the bag and put the bag on the floor. I folded my arms and turned away from him. The nerve… He bumped into my side.
“Oh, come on, Stupid. Look, I got you something else.” I wasn’t moving. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw him pick up a red bag from behind the couch. He gave it to me. I was skeptical, but I like getting presents, so… I pulled out the paper and inside was a white, rectangular box. A box…wow. I looked at him incredulously.
“This is so much better. Thank you,” my voice dripping with sarcasm.
“Why don’t you try opening it, Stupid?”
Oops… Inside was a strapless black and white dress. The top half was black velvet and the bottom was white ruffles. I squeezed him, thanked him, took the dress, and went to change all in that order. 5 minutes later, I came back out. The dress fit me like a glove. He knows me so well! I hugged him again.
“wear it tonight,” he said. I didn’t understand what he’d said at first. Then I realized, the party’s tonight…oh, shit…
~THAT NIGHT~
Kagome sat in front of the mirror while applying her mascara. Inuyasha was sitting in a chair not far from her. The party was their conjoined Sweet 16. It was at one of Inuyasha parent’s mansions. It had a red and blue theme, 120 red and blue, 20 tables that each held six people, a Dj, loads of presents and cupcakes, in the front was a gigantic board for the guests to sign wishing the birthday girl and boy a happy birthday, and in the back of the dance floor there was a giant picture of Inuyasha and Kagome(Inuyasha was on one half, mid-jump with his face like O.O. On Kagome’s half, she was sitting with her legs under her smiling with some flowers in a field). The party went smoothly. At 8:15, they announced that there were ATV’S in the HUGE ,dirt backyard and paintball in the basement. The party lasted until 12:30. Kagome came to the party in a red strapless dress(she changed into the dress Inuyasha bought her later). Inuyasha wore a yellow and green button down shirt and white t-shirt underneath(he kept the button up shirt open), white jean shorts with white Nike’s. He didn’t plan to change. When riding the AVT’S or playing paintball, he had Kagome hold his outer shirt.
At the end of the party, Inuyasha and Kagome stayed the night in the now trashy mansion.
~INUYASHA’S P.O.V.~
I woke up the next morning felling the best I had in years. After crawling out of my soft bed, I walked down the hall to Stupid’s room. I didn’t other knocking, I’m not that polite…
She was fast asleep. I walked up to her and tried to wake her. I hook her harder, but failed in my quest. She only rolled over to face me and pulled me down by my neck straight into her torso. Well, actually she pulled me more to her boobs than anything else. I tried to move, but the girl has one hell of a grip…
Then I heard a gasp.
I looked up to see Stupid staring at e with wide eyes. “This looks really bad doesn’t it?,” I mumbled into her chest. She still hadn’t let me go. Stupid nodded once. I tried to move again and then she let me go. I stood and she sat up on her bed. Here’s where it get’s uncomfortable…well, not that uncomfortable…
“Why were you smelling my boobs?,” she asked me.
“I wasn’t! I was trying to wake you up and you pulled me down!,” I defended. Don’t you think if I wanted to smell her boobs I would have done that already?!… forget I thought that…
“Whatever you say Inuyasha, “ she said as she got up and left the room.
~KAGOME’S P.O.V.~
Oh. My. God. He was totally feeling up my boobs! I should feel violated, but… I blush… oh, yeeeaaahhhh… I liked it. Me likey…
~5 hours l8r…~
I think I have a problem… I’m attracted to my best friend. Are there Meetings for people like me? I can see it now… hi, my name is Kagome and I’m attracted to my boyfriend’s cousin. Awesome… I need help… Dater’s Anonymous Meeting’s. Ha!
I have school today…I’m not going. I probably should so I don’t the better part of the day fantasizing about my best friend. I’ll probably get all turned on during Algebra… I’ll weigh my options. Algebra’s not a turn on… School it is!
“Stupid,” Inuyasha said as he came into my room. I was currently laying on my bed. I sat up. Damn… “Have you seen my toothbrush?,” he asked me. It’s too bad I didn’t hear him… he’s shirtless again. Doesn’t this boy ever wear clothes?!. But to be honest, if he suddenly became a nudist I wouldn’t complain.
“What?,” I asked him.
“Have you seen my toothbrush?,” he asked more slowly. I’m not retarded…
“No, I haven’t, Inuyasha.”
“Aren’t you gonna get ready?”
“For what?”
“School,” he said, as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.
I turned to the clock next to my bed, “Inuyasha, it’s two o’clock,” I said. I just realized that.
“Oh, well then.”
“Yeah…”
“Wanna watch tv?”
“Alright.”
~BONUS SCENE~
We went downstairs to the living room(the house was spotless! Gotta love those youkai cleaning services.) We settled on the couch and he turned on the tv to Comedy Central. “Tosh.0” was playing. Gawd, I love that show (A/N: me too!!!)) Inuyasha’s still not wearing a shirt. Oh, yeahhh… I’ve never noticed his abs before. Is that an eight pack?!? Oh, god he’s looking at me! Look away! Look away!
“Are you alright?”
“Mm-hmmm!,” I answered, overenthusiastically.
“Are you sure?”
“Of course I’m sure! Why wouldn’t I be sure! I’m fine really!”
He was taken back for a second. Then he started looking at me weird. I must look really crazy, but I’m not I swear!! I pulled myself into a ball and started rocking back and forth on the couch, while laughing hysterically. I immediately put my legs down and began watching the tv with rapt attention when the “Video Clip of the Week” began. Inuyasha was still looking at me weird. I could feel it.
“What?!,” I asked him.
He just shook his head at me. I have problems…and he’s used to them…
Moi-Moi: Yay!! It’s done!! That makes two chapters that are early!! The status for the voting so far (see chapter two of the story “High School Days” here on Fanfiction) is 3 for HSD and 2 for H2CAP. My vote is in there, too!! Come on people!! VOTE!!
Madame Puff: Don’t ‘ell auwt dem!! Dey be chilren!!
Moi-Moi: SHUT UP, MADAME PUFF!!!!