InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ I Love Kagome ❯ Episode One ( Chapter 1 )

I Love Kagome
By Nicluv1787

Disclaimer: I do not own InuYasha or any of its Characters and I make no money off of this (but it would be great if I did).

Episode One:

It’s a peaceful afternoon in the feudal era, the sun is shining the birds are singing, there’s a calm wind blowing. Two young people are having a heated argument, wait, what?
Attention shifts to four young travelers walking along the dirt road, a young woman with raven colored hair is verbally berating a young man with white silver hair and a pair of triangular dog ears atop his head. She stands with her hands on her hips as she shouts at him.
“You saw her last night didn’t you?” She says accusingly,
“So what if I did?” he says defiantly, “What does it matter to you?”
“InuYasha I don’t think that’s wise…” A young monk in a purple robe, advises from a safe distance next to dark haired demon slayer.
The young raven haired girl’s eyes brim with tears as she shouts “SIT BOY!”
A loud thudding sound follows after her command, with an exaggerated “Oof” from InuYasha.
“InuYasha you Baka!” she screams before running off.
“This wouldn’t happen if you treated her better.” A young Kitsune kit says sagely, hoping over to InuYasha but still at safe distance from the crater InuYasha has created.
“I’m going to go after her!” The young woman with dark brown hair says following after the raven haired girl.

‘I believe I have found my candidate’ an unknown voice muses to themselves.

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Sango approaches Kagome hesitantly, “Kagome are you alright?”
“I’m fine.” She sniffs wiping her nose on the back of her shirt sleeve.
“Don’t let him get to you like that Kagome there are plenty of guys out there, why do you let him trample all over your heart over and over again?”
“What are you talking about we’re just friends I just don’t know if I trust Kikyo is all” Kagome says defensively.
“Come on Kagome you can’t lie to me”
“Okay your right” she sighs,
“But seriously have you ever thought of spreading your wings trying to meet new guys?” Sango says cheerfully,
“I don’t know.” Kagome says cautiously.
“Come on how about you try it just for me?”
“Okay I guess.”
“Grea-” She begins before being cut off.
“Who are you?” Another Sango accuses from a few feet away,
“What’s going on?” Kagome says as she jumps up, looking bewilderedly between the two Sangos.
“I guess the jig is up” an unknown voice says happily.
“Where is that voice coming from?” Kagome says scanning the surrounding area.
“From me, sorry for the Confusion Kagome I had to send in a Sango-bot to get you to agree to my little proposition and now that you have I couldn’t be happier. So I guess it’s time, we should get going there’s a lot to do.”
“Get going? A lot to do? What are you talking about?” Kagome says, still searching the surrounding area for the source of the voice, she notices the real Sango standing on guard Boomerang at ready, while the ‘Sango-bot’ leans over listlessly on a nearby tree
“Sorry Kagome, my dear, no time for explanations. It’s time to go”
Kagome feels something like invisible hands around her waist pulling her into some unseen abyss along with the Sango-bot leaving the real Sango standing on the roadside with a bewildered expression.
“I don’t know what’s going on but I have to tell InuYasha!” She says aloud before running off in the direction of the others.


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InuYasha dusted himself off and scowled, “Damn wench! Making me sit and then just running off!” He grumbles to himself.
“Maybe you should apologize this time.” Miroku says cautiously, “I think you really upset her this time.”
“For what? She’s the one that just made me eat dirt!” InuYasha growls.
“You can’t seriously be that thick!” Shippo adds while perched on the relative safety of Miroku’s shoulder,
InuYasha responds to him with a bump on the head, “Keh.” He mutters under his breath,
“InuYasha and Miroku!” a disembodied voice booms.
“What the hell was that?” InuYasha says, unsheathing Tetsusaiga, sensing danger,
“I can’t sense a physical presence anywhere” Miroku says hand placed on the prayer beads that seal his wind tunnel ready to take on the unseen, perceived enemy.
“Gentlemen, you’ve been chosen to play a new game and since I’m all for entertainment, I’m letting InuYasha come along too. So let’s go boys! Times a-wasting and I have other contestants to acquire.”
“What the hell are you talking about?” InuYasha says looking around wildly for the source of the voice.
Just then Sango arrives, “InuYasha! Kagome’s been kidnapped! Some disembodied voice spoke to her then she disappeared!” she says breathlessly.
“What?” He says, but before he has time to act he disappears into thin air closely followed by Miroku.
Sango turns around in circles a couple of times, looking for where they could of gone before she slumps down to the ground.
“What the hell just happened?” she says, as Kirara rubs against her legs mewing softly.
“Beats me” Shippo replies with a defeated shrug of the shoulder.

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Sesshomaru stands on a cliff side, a soft breeze lifting his slivery white hair as he gazes across the expanse less landscape.
“Where to from here, my Lord?” Jaken says in a groveling tone,
“South.” He replies shortly. He was closing in on Naraku’s hide out, he could feel it. He brushes past Jaken before pausing, “Who’s there?” He says in and intimidating tone.
“Kukuku.” a figure in a baboon fur laughs emerging from the nearby shrubs.
“Naraku!” He says, unsheathing Tensuiga and quickly slices the figure in half.
But instead of the expected wooden demon puppet or even the flesh of Naraku, Sesshomaru can see strange colored ribbons sparking brightly.
“What is it my Lord?” Asks Rin, who rides up astride Au-Un.
“I underestimated you, Sesshomaru. I didn’t think you would destroy my Naraku-bot, no matter those robots are a dime a dozen, well anyway time to get going.”
“I’m not going anywhere.” Sesshomaru says magnanimously while Rin and Jaken look around, confused, trying to find the source of the voice.
“I’m afraid you have no choice.” the voice continues, as a large black hole opens up a few feet from where Sesshomaru is standing.
At first Sesshomaru is able to stand his ground then he is quickly absorbed by the dark, sucking tunnel, leaving Jaken, Rin and Au-Un standing cliff side.
“My Lord?” Jaken calls, desperately.
“Where has my Lord Sesshomaru gone?” Rin asks, pleadingly to Jaken.
“I’m not sure Rin,” Jaken says looking around nervously. “I’m not sure.”

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The wind whipped Kouga’s long ponytail as he ran along the dirt path. He had lost sight of Ginta and Hakkaku hours ago and it would be some time before they caught up with him. As he travels along the road he catches the most alluring scent he could think of, “Kagome’s nearby.” He says to himself, running in the direction the scent is coming from.
It didn’t take long to locate the source of the scent, he found her standing all alone in the middle of a wooden glen, and to his surprise he can’t smell InuYasha or any of her companions nearby,
“Kagome, where’s the mutt?” he says strolling up to her.
“Oh Kouga!” she says running forward to wrap her arms around his neck, burying her face into his chest, “I was separated from the group while we were fighting a demon, I was so afraid. But I’m better now that you’re here!” She says fluttering her long dark eyelashes up at him.
As much as he liked the feeling it was very out of character for her, “Kagome, you’re acting very strange is everything alright?”
“Nothing is wrong.” she says in a husky tone.
“Now, I know something is wrong.” he says holding her back from him.
“You’re one smart cookie, Kouga. That isn’t the real Kagome it’s a ‘Kagome-bot’, but if you come with m,e you’ll have unlimited access to Kagome.”
“Kagome-bot?” Kouga says trying the words with confusion.
“No time for that, I’m on a schedule!”
With a flash of light, he disappeared.

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Naraku laughs to himself, as he looks into the mirror Kanna holds before him images of InuYasha, Kagome, Sesshomaru and Kouga all being abducted by some strange force.
“Well isn’t this convenient” he muses aloud, “Whoever it is that has taken my enemies is making my job a lot easier, now if only I could think of a way to get the Jewel Shards from them.”
“You should go too.” Kanna says quietly in her monotone voice.
Naraku regards Kanna with a devilish glare, “What do you mean Kanna?”
“She’s saying you need to come with me Naraku.”
“You! How did you get past my barriers and the miasma?”
“How could you ask me to give up my secrets, you of all people? Now you’ve seen what happened to the others, why don’t you just come along quietly hmm?”
Naraku stands defiantly, “If you think I will be captured as easily as those weaklings, you are sorely mistaken” He says glancing around the room prodding for the source of the voice, thinking of ways to absorb it and use its power for himself.
The voice heaves a heavy sigh, “They never make it easy for me.”
There is a sound like the snapping of fingers as a giant spider descends from the shadows. It wraps it long legs around Naraku, he tries in vain to dislodge the spider to no avail. It retracts its web and takes Naraku with it into the darkness.

“That’s a good start but not nearly enough I guess I’ll have to gather up some filler characters.” the voice muses to himself as he sweeps across the countryside. He comes across the peaceful valley where Jinenji is plowing his fields. He pauses only for a moment to wipe his brow when a strange wind blows and a voice speaks to him.
“Jinenji, my good man, Hanyou, err anyway come with me…”
Before he can form a reply Jinenji is swept away by the strange wind.
Hiten and Moten glide carelessly over the countryside as a strong wind over takes them they began to topple towards the ground a giant black hole opens up to swallow them up before they hit the ground.

The Band of Seven has gathered together for a rare meeting Bankotsu consults his men unaware of the plotting of an unseen force. “Perfect, seven of them. That should just be enough” With a click of unseen fingers a giant dust pan and broom appears the band of seven are swept up into the pan and dropped into the bottomless black hole.
“Now the fun begins.” the voice says before follow after his contestants.

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Kagome awoke feeling like she was sleeping on a cloud, or a giant marshmallow. She stretches her hands above her head exposing a small section of her lean stomach. She sits up groggily,
“Where am I?” she says sleepily,
She looks around the room she’s in; it’s a modern room of a grand size. She is sleeping on a four-poster bed with a large comforter and fluffy pillows. “So that’s why it felt like a cloud.” She muses aloud, running her hand along the soft blankets. She takes her feet from out beneath her knees to place them on the floor of the plush carpet, lining the opulent room. As her feet touch the carpet, a voice speaks to her.
“Good morning Kagome, I trust you slept well.”
“You!” she says remembering everything “What have you done? Why did you take me here? Never mind, it doesn’t matter InuYasha will save me.” She says crossing her arms over her chest.
“I haven’t done anything, you agreed to come here, and InuYasha is already here”
“Wait, first off, InuYasha is here? Why is he here?”
“It’s all part of the game Kagome my dear; he’s a contestant on your show ‘I love Kagome’!”
“Ok I know for sure I didn’t agree to be on a show called ‘I love Kagome’”
“Sure you did roll the tape Mike”
Kagome hears her conversation with the robot she thought was Sango played back to her,
“But seriously have you ever thought of spreading your wings trying to meet new guys?” Sango says cheerfully,
“I don’t know” Kagome says cautiously,
“Come on, how about you try it just for me?”
“Okay I guess”
“See that just proves I didn’t say okay to any game show I only promised someone I thought was my friend that I would try seeing other guys!” Kagome interrupts
“And that’s exactly what you’ll be doing on ‘I love Kagome’; we’ve created a specially formulated dating program that can find the true love of even the most pathetic woman.”
“Hey I’m not pathetic!”
“Now Kagome, don’t you think it would be fun to find the love of your life?” the voice continues, ignoring her.
Kagome pauses looking thoughtful for a moment, “What the heck, I’ll try it. There can’t be any harm in it, maybe it will even be fun”
“I knew you’d come around now just change into the clothes provided and head down stairs to meet your bachelors!”


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InuYasha awakes with smells berating his nostrils he can tell he is in a room with several other people sleeping on the hard floor, he stands uneasily in the darkness of the place he is currently being held. He hears voice nearby,
“Where am I?” Miroku says from close by.
“Miroku you’re here?” InuYasha says through the darkness.
“InuYasha is that you?” Miroku responds.
“Dog-shit is here? I thought I smelled something funny.” Kouga says from several feet away.
“Why the hell are you here?” InuYasha says accusingly.
“I could ask you the same” he replies hotly.
“I would appear we’ve been kidnapped.” Says Sesshomaru’s even tone from behind him.
“You too? Who else is here?” InuYasha says in disbelief,
“I am” says Naraku’s smooth tone.
“Naraku!” Several voices around the room say in unison.
“Are you behind this?” Miroku says angrily.
“Hardly, I’m a captive here just like the rest of you”
“What the hell is this all about?” Rings out Bankotsu’s voice,
“Is every one of my enemies here?” InuYasha says miserably,
Just then the lights go on illuminating the room they are all standing and sitting in. InuYasha’s suspicions are confirmed as he looks across the room, there’s the complete Band of Seven along with the Thunder Brothers, Jinenji, Kouga, Sesshomaru, Miroku, Himself and Naraku.
“Welcome gentleman!”
“It’s that voice again!” InuYasha says unsheathing Tetsusaiga only to pull out a rusty sword, “What’s going on why isn’t Tetsusaiga transforming?”
“I took the liberty of disabling all of your demonic powers, it doesn’t do our lovely lady any good to have you all focused on killing each other during your stay here.”
“What are you talking about why did you bring us here?” InuYasha says defiantly,
“Aren’t we an eager beaver? Well I guess there’s no time like the present, you gentleman have been selected to play a little game, I will tell you the name of the game when our lovely bachelorette arrives, first the rules. You shall be going on a series of dates and challenges all with the goal of winning over our lovely bachelorette. While you are here you will all be given knowledge of our bachelorette’s native ‘country’s’ customs and technology for convenience sake and to keep you from berating her with questions about technology when you should be complementing her eyes or her dress.”
“Why should we do what you say?” Naraku says evilly,
“Because anyone who refuses to play the game will be trapped here for all eternity as my play thing, and just to be fair the one who wins our ladies heart shall win the ultimate prize”
There are scattered murmurs through the crowd each imagining what the ultimate prize could possibly be.
“I represent the band of Seven and I say we do it, I’d much rather flirt with some woman than be an unknown things plaything” Bankotsu says stepping forward,
“Excellent, excellent anyone else?”
“I speak for me and my brother and we agree.” Hiten says,
“I’m in.” Kouga says with a wolfish grin,
“I, Sesshomaru, shall join as well.” Sesshomaru says loftily,
“I can’t pass the opportunity at the ultimate prize, I too shall play.” Naraku says smoothly,
“I’ll play.” Jinenji says quietly,
“Why not?” Miroku says, shrugging his shoulders,
All eyes turn to InuYasha looking for his response, “Keh, fine, I’ll play” he says grouchily,
“Wonderful! Now that, that’s settled, let’s play the game Gentlemen! This is I LOVE KAGOME!”
A large curtain at the back of the room is lifted to reveal Kagome standing facing the opposite direction of the gathered men. She’s wearing a skin tight green dress with a cut away back that dips down to right above her rear. InuYasha runs up to her the instant his eyes hit her; his only thought it rescuing her.
“SIT BOY!” she shouts before he gets too close making him eat floor,
“Why did you do that?” he says angrily from the floor.
“This dress is embarrassing I don’t want you to see me in it.” she says in a tone just above a whisper.
“You could have just told me not to come up.” he says standing and walking closer,
“Stay away!” she shouts scooting away further, a deep red crimson staining her cheeks and even creeping around her neck to the back.
“Kagome it can’t be that bad” Kouga says smoothly, approaching her cautiously,
“It is!” she moans pathetically,
“Come on Kagome we’re not going to judge you” Miroku says kindly,
“No, I refuse!” Kagome says like a small child,
“Kagome we have a deal, now go greet the men”
An invisible force turns Kagome forcibly to face the crowd; the dress has a plunging neckline down to her navel that shows off both sides of her breasts, her face is bright red with embarrassment.
“SEE!” she says tears welling up in her big brown eyes,
“Here” InuYasha says handing her his fire rat Haori to cover herself with.
“Thank you!” Kagome says taking it gratefully.
“Now everyone mingle!” the voice commands.
Kagome is surprised to find so many enemies mixed in with some of her friends and all of them seem intent on speaking with her. While Naraku, Kouga, Sesshomaru and the Band of Seven corner Kagome, InuYasha sulks off in a corner.
“We should get Kagome and find a way out of here” He says sulkily,
“Why? Kagome will obviously choose you and then you’ll receive the ‘ultimate’ prize” Miroku says as he leans against a wall.
“What do you mean obviously?” InuYasha says suspiciously
“If you don’t know, I’m not going to explain” Miroku says shrugging his shoulders and walking away.
“Keh.” he mutters continuing his sulk and watching Kagome chat with the other men.
Hours pass as the men all clamor to get Kagome’s attention, all the while InuYasha stays in his corner sulking and watching Kagome carefully with his golden eyes, just waiting for one of the men to make a wrong move. Unfortunately everyone is on his best behavior and the night comes to an end without incident, that’s when the voice returns.
“I hope you’ve all enjoyed yourself because the party is coming to an end for some of you, it is time for Kagome to eliminate five of you”
“Elimination? You never mentioned elimination!” Kagome says hesitantly,
“I didn’t? My mistake, every couple of days we will have an elimination, tonight’s elimination will be of five men, then every elimination after that will be a single person elimination. So gentleman, please head downstairs to the elimination room while Kagome makes her decision.”
InuYasha looks around panic stricken he made no attempt to talk to Kagome all night and when she had first seen him she had sat him, and they had a fight earlier that day. He was on pins and needles as he headed down stairs into a dungeon like room with large stonewall and shackles hanging on the walls.
“What is this place?” He says looking around at the wet dripping stonewalls.
“It almost looks like a dungeon.” Naraku says matter-of-factly,
“Welcome to the elimination room gentlemen this is the room where your fates will be decided do you stay in the game or do you get sent back to reality only Kagome knows, so let us begin come on in Kagome.”
Kagome enters the room wearing the fire rat Haori over the silky green dress she carries a black wooden box that she sets down on a podium placed in front of the assembled men,
“Kagome, the time has com for you to choose who will stay and who will go., In that box is ten Shikon-no-Tama replicas: one for each man who will stay in the game, for now, now Kagome who is the first to stay?” The voice says in a serious tone,
Dramatic music filters into the room from unseen speakers,
Kagome opens the box slowly pulling out one single Shikon-no-Tama replica,
“The first necklace goes to…InuYasha”
InuYasha feels a wave of relief as he walks up to receive his necklace before returning to the crowd,
“The next necklace goes to Miroku”
Miroku walks up gratefully to accept his necklace,
“Kouga come get your necklace” Kagome says smiling at the wolf demon,
“WHAT!” InuYasha shouts breaking the dramatic tension,
“No interrupting the elimination ceremony.” the voice booms menacingly,
Kouga strolls up smugly to accept his necklace even planting a kiss on Kagome’s cheek before returning to the crowd, Kagome blushes bright red before taking out the next necklace.
“Sesshomaru” she says holding out the necklace for him to come and take it,
“COME ON!” InuYasha shouts as Sesshomaru walks up loftily to accept his necklace,
“You’ve been warned!” the voice booms before a jolt of electricity is sent through InuYasha’s body, he grumbles a little as Kagome continues.
“Naraku” Kagome says just above a whisper as if she’s afraid someone outside the room will hear her choose their worst enemy.
“Now really Naraku? Na-ra-ku? You have to be kidding me” InuYasha shouts once more,
“SILENCE” InuYasha is shocked once more this time it’s enough to quiet him as he slumps against the dungeon wall.
Kagome continues selecting, Hiten, of the Thunder Brothers, Bankotsu, Jakotsu, and Reinkotsu of the Band of seven. Only leaving Jinenji, Suikotsu, Ginkotsu, Mukotsu, Kyokotsu and Moten.
“The final necklace goes to… Jineji” The large half demon walks up gratefully bending down low to accept the necklace from Kagome.
“Well Kagome has made her decision all those with necklaces please head up stairs to select a bedroom and those of you without please exit out the side door.”

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Cast of Cam:
The losers have their last say
Ginkotsu: girsh, girsh, girsh, her loss I’m a catch.
Moten: Just because a guy doesn’t have a full head of hair doesn’t mean he doesn’t have feelings! If she’d let me cook her alive I could make a hair growth tonic to grow some hair then she wouldn’t of cast me off.
Suikotsu: I understand she had a hard decision to make… but it still makes me want to gut her like a fish… I don’t mean that. She’s a lovely young woman… a complete whore, she’ll get syphilis and die after this I’m sure… I’m sorry, can you edit that out?
Mukotsu: Lovely girl I would of liked to get to know her better, I guess I could always drug her some other time so we could have some alone time.
Kyokotsu: I don’t know what to say I wasn’t in the anime long enough to develop a personality.