InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ I'm Better Than You ❯ I'm Better Than You ( One-Shot )

A/N: Yes all I am in this story!! As well as the other two ladies who helped make this story come to life. I've seen many author put themselves into their fan fic so why can't I?! So bar with me, and of course all those standard disclaimers apply to this story. Enjoy! And tons of thanks to my pal, my editor, Masamune The Forgotten. Go check him out!

It was a bright, sunny January afternoon and soaking up the sun rays were three young ladies, all eating pizza, the hot oils dripping from the pizza. It was quiet, too quiet considering the girls were always chatting. As usual the moment of peaceful silence was disturbed.

"You know, I've been thinking a lot about something." Aspen announced, getting the attention she wanted from her two friends. When no one replied she took that as an acceptance to continue. "I was thinking, what would happened to Inuyasha if he accidentally farted in battle?"

Instantly, the other girls nearly choked on their hot pizza. This probably was something they didn't see coming. They laughed their heads off as Aspen sat there looking dumbfounded, she cracked a little smile. "I was totally serious."

"That would be so funny." Rhiannon finally said, trying to catch her breath.

"I bet he would use that as an attack." Candace said wisely. Aspen thought about that for a good second when another odd ball idea hit her.

"What if he farted while in battle with Sesshoumaru?" She said in a rush, holding back her laughter to get that all out. All three girls burst into a deep laughter and didn't stop until they felt a tinge of pain in their guts.

"I can imagine it now." Candace managed to say in a high pitch voice, wiping away her tears of laughter. The three girls concentrate and use their imaginations. The scene fades into feudal Japan.

A half dog demon is in the middle of a foggy forest, looking straight ahead with his eyes focused and set for action. His ears picking up every sounds his brother made. His fist clenched and his silver-white hair swayed with the cool breeze. His older brother, Sesshoumaru just gazed at him with his emotionless stare. Sesshoumaru was wearing a laced hot pink bra stuffed with paper and matching panties. Inuyasha noticed this and gave his brother an odd look.

"Rhiannon! Keep those thoughts out of *our* imagination!" Candace screamed at her, her eyes narrowing into slits, revealing her fangs.

"Sorry." Rhiannon said getting nervous. Aspen and Candace smacked her on the head and this scene fades back into the pervious scene with a now, fully clothed Sesshoumaru.

"This is it Sesshoumaru! I'll prove once and for all that I am stronger than you!" Inuyasha declared.

Sesshoumaru got into his fighting stance. "I'll attack first." Many minutes passed and finally he manages a good grunt and a loud fart erupts from him, Inuyasha just smirks.

"Is that the best you can do?"

"Hm, you're getting cocky."

"Heh, you know how bad humans smell, well take a sniff of a half human!" Inuyasha farts a loud and smelly one, still smirking.

"Not bad, I guess I have to use my secret weapon. Jaken!" A short tiny, wrinkling green thing appears.

"Yes, lord Sesshoumaru?"

"Do it, now!" Sesshoumaru ordered, taking a few steps back.

"Yes me lord."

Inuyasha looks a little worried and he too backs up. Jaken lets it all out, it was loud and harnful to the noses and ears.

"You win Sesshoumaru!" Inuyasha waved, holding his breath.

"Jaken! Do you need to go to the rest room? That didn't sound right." Sesshoumaru stated with disgust clearly in his voice. The scene fades out to the three girls now on the floor laughing uncontrollably.

"That was so wrong!" Aspen gasped for air.

"That was comedy!" Candace cried. They look at Rhiannon for her response only to find her still laughing.

"I think she'll die laughing if we don't stop her." Aspen sighed.

"That's her own damn fault." Candace huffed.