InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ I'm Just A Girl ❯ Take It Easy On The Corners! ( Chapter 1 )
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By: Crazysexycool 
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Drama / Comedy / Adventure / Action / / Romance / Fantasy / Hentai | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 09.27.2003 | Updated On: 10.12.2003 | Pages: 1 | Words: 1.1K | Visits: 699 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Drama / Comedy / Adventure / Action / / Romance / Fantasy / Hentai | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 09.27.2003 | Updated On: 10.12.2003 | Pages: 1 | Words: 1.1K | Visits: 699 | Status: Completed
'Hey, HEY," the old man had to yell to be heard over the Linkin Park CD blasting thru the speakers. The tinted window of the XLT Viper rolled down presenting the man with an elegant eyebrow arched questionably over black mirrored sunglasses.
"Don't you go causing any trouble", after a slight pause he added, "well not on your first day". The driver simply smirked, gunned the Vipers powerful engine, shifted into gear and sped off.
"And take it easy on the corners!" He yelled after the speeding car. Slowly shaking his head and grinning to himself the old man went to an even older shrine and offered up a prayer. Asking the heavens to watch over, protect, and prepare the students and staff of Still Waters High School. "They're going to need it".
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"Great," said a tall sliver haired, golden eyed youth exiting from a silver Jag, "another never-ending, boring, predictable, long ass..."
"All right Inyasha chill, we get it okay." Said a brown and orange haired boy leaving from the same car, "It's not that damn bad" he added.
"What do you mean it's not that damn bad!"yelled Inuyasha who was starting to get pissed off.
"Shippo's right" said another guy with black eyes and long dark brown hair pulled into a ponytail. " Ether stop whining or go kill yourself ether way shut up."
"Fuck you Miroku. I don't know how you can stand it. Day in day out the same damn thing all day every day," said Inuyasha really pissed now. "It's so predictable."
"How predictable is it?" chorused Miroku and Shippo.
"It's so damn predictable I can tell you everything that's going to happen within a 15 min period."
"Prove it" said Miroku.
"Fine, what time is it?"
"If you wore a watch you already know wouldn't you?" Said Miroku.
"Just shut up and give me the time" growled Inuyasha.
"If I shut up how can I give you....."
"Damnit Miroku..."
"Fine, fine. it's 7:45"
"Prepare to be amazed." Stated Inuyasha.
"At what, your stupidity?" said a deep, smooth, dry voice behind them. "There's nothing surprising about that."
"Go fuck yourself Sessoumaru." growled Inuyasha.
"Something you'd know a lot about right Inuyasha?"
"At least I have a dick to do it with"
"You may have the dick but you'll never have the balls"
"Look you bastard!" yelled Inuyasha
"I'm the bastard? Think again little brother, but then that never was your strong suit..was it?"
"If we're done with the loving brotherly banter," said Miroku grabbing on to Inuyasha to stop him from lunging at Sesssoumaru, "I'd like to get on with this little demo."
"Fine I..." but Inuyasha was cut off buy the loud clanking of a dragging muffler.
" Here comes Kouga now in that in that rusty piece of shit car he drives."
"Oh yes" said Sessoumaru, "the one who stole the love of your life Kagome, or was it that slut Kikyou, you know I never can remember which one you chose." Sessomaru mused,
"Or did you ever?"
"Keh" said Inuyasha flicking him off, he then noticed a strange look on Miorku's face.
"Hey Miroku what's wrong?" asked Shippo
"I sense a new, dangerous presence heading this way" Miroku said solemnly.
"Dangerous how" demanded Inuyasha
"Not dangerous in a generally bad way dangerous in a, look out world get ready because I'm comming to kick your ass weither you like it not, kind of way."
"Get a grip Miroku. In this school please. The only thing that's going to happen is that Kouga, that asshole, is going to park in the same parking space he always does, get out of the car, walk up the stairs with his arm around MY Kagome, he'll try to start some shit with me I'll kick his ass and we'll all go to class just like every other...."
Suddenly a red Viper came speeding into the parking lot taking a corner on two wheels. The driver of the car then cut in front of Kouga and brakes just in time into his parking space.
"HEY ASSHOLE!", yelled Kouga, "GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SPOT!"
"The driver then opened the door filling the parking lot with the sound of Missy Eliot's Funky Fresh Dressed. As the driver got out of the car everyone's mouths dropped open as a girl steps out of the car wearing tight black leather pants under the official dark blue school uniform plaid skirt with black stiletto boots. Over this she has on a shirt that reads, "If You Want Commitment Get A Dog." As she turns off the car and turns around she finally notices Kouga staring at her and apparently waiting for something.
"Can I help you?" she asked.
"I said GET OUT OF MY SPOT!", Kouga yelled again.
"I don't see your name on it" stated the new girl.
"Screw that I want my spot"
"And people in hell want ice water" she then walked away to go in the school leaving Kouga with his jaw on the ground.
As she walked up the stairs she passed Inuyasha who's mouth was hanging open she looked at him through her sunglasses grinned and said,
"You know I once knew a man who drowned that way," she then took two of her fingers closed his mouth, tapped him on the nose, winked at Sesshoumaru and walked inside.
"Something tells me that things are going to be far from predictable from now on," said Mirouku as the four boys continued to watch the spot the girl had left.
"Same"
"Ditto"
"Uh-huh"
"It appears that you were right monk," said Sessoumaru, "if nothing else that girl is definitely dangerous."
"Same"
"Ditto"
"Uh-huh"
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"Don't you go causing any trouble", after a slight pause he added, "well not on your first day". The driver simply smirked, gunned the Vipers powerful engine, shifted into gear and sped off.
"And take it easy on the corners!" He yelled after the speeding car. Slowly shaking his head and grinning to himself the old man went to an even older shrine and offered up a prayer. Asking the heavens to watch over, protect, and prepare the students and staff of Still Waters High School. "They're going to need it".
*********************************************************
"Great," said a tall sliver haired, golden eyed youth exiting from a silver Jag, "another never-ending, boring, predictable, long ass..."
"All right Inyasha chill, we get it okay." Said a brown and orange haired boy leaving from the same car, "It's not that damn bad" he added.
"What do you mean it's not that damn bad!"yelled Inuyasha who was starting to get pissed off.
"Shippo's right" said another guy with black eyes and long dark brown hair pulled into a ponytail. " Ether stop whining or go kill yourself ether way shut up."
"Fuck you Miroku. I don't know how you can stand it. Day in day out the same damn thing all day every day," said Inuyasha really pissed now. "It's so predictable."
"How predictable is it?" chorused Miroku and Shippo.
"It's so damn predictable I can tell you everything that's going to happen within a 15 min period."
"Prove it" said Miroku.
"Fine, what time is it?"
"If you wore a watch you already know wouldn't you?" Said Miroku.
"Just shut up and give me the time" growled Inuyasha.
"If I shut up how can I give you....."
"Damnit Miroku..."
"Fine, fine. it's 7:45"
"Prepare to be amazed." Stated Inuyasha.
"At what, your stupidity?" said a deep, smooth, dry voice behind them. "There's nothing surprising about that."
"Go fuck yourself Sessoumaru." growled Inuyasha.
"Something you'd know a lot about right Inuyasha?"
"At least I have a dick to do it with"
"You may have the dick but you'll never have the balls"
"Look you bastard!" yelled Inuyasha
"I'm the bastard? Think again little brother, but then that never was your strong suit..was it?"
"If we're done with the loving brotherly banter," said Miroku grabbing on to Inuyasha to stop him from lunging at Sesssoumaru, "I'd like to get on with this little demo."
"Fine I..." but Inuyasha was cut off buy the loud clanking of a dragging muffler.
" Here comes Kouga now in that in that rusty piece of shit car he drives."
"Oh yes" said Sessoumaru, "the one who stole the love of your life Kagome, or was it that slut Kikyou, you know I never can remember which one you chose." Sessomaru mused,
"Or did you ever?"
"Keh" said Inuyasha flicking him off, he then noticed a strange look on Miorku's face.
"Hey Miroku what's wrong?" asked Shippo
"I sense a new, dangerous presence heading this way" Miroku said solemnly.
"Dangerous how" demanded Inuyasha
"Not dangerous in a generally bad way dangerous in a, look out world get ready because I'm comming to kick your ass weither you like it not, kind of way."
"Get a grip Miroku. In this school please. The only thing that's going to happen is that Kouga, that asshole, is going to park in the same parking space he always does, get out of the car, walk up the stairs with his arm around MY Kagome, he'll try to start some shit with me I'll kick his ass and we'll all go to class just like every other...."
Suddenly a red Viper came speeding into the parking lot taking a corner on two wheels. The driver of the car then cut in front of Kouga and brakes just in time into his parking space.
"HEY ASSHOLE!", yelled Kouga, "GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SPOT!"
"The driver then opened the door filling the parking lot with the sound of Missy Eliot's Funky Fresh Dressed. As the driver got out of the car everyone's mouths dropped open as a girl steps out of the car wearing tight black leather pants under the official dark blue school uniform plaid skirt with black stiletto boots. Over this she has on a shirt that reads, "If You Want Commitment Get A Dog." As she turns off the car and turns around she finally notices Kouga staring at her and apparently waiting for something.
"Can I help you?" she asked.
"I said GET OUT OF MY SPOT!", Kouga yelled again.
"I don't see your name on it" stated the new girl.
"Screw that I want my spot"
"And people in hell want ice water" she then walked away to go in the school leaving Kouga with his jaw on the ground.
As she walked up the stairs she passed Inuyasha who's mouth was hanging open she looked at him through her sunglasses grinned and said,
"You know I once knew a man who drowned that way," she then took two of her fingers closed his mouth, tapped him on the nose, winked at Sesshoumaru and walked inside.
"Something tells me that things are going to be far from predictable from now on," said Mirouku as the four boys continued to watch the spot the girl had left.
"Same"
"Ditto"
"Uh-huh"
"It appears that you were right monk," said Sessoumaru, "if nothing else that girl is definitely dangerous."
"Same"
"Ditto"
"Uh-huh"
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So what did you think? Hope you like it. More to come soon (I hope) R&R!