InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ I Saw Kagome Kissing Santa Claus ❯ I Saw Kagome Kissing Santa Claus ( Chapter 1 )
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By: Lady_Inuyasha 
NONSENSICAL CRACKFIC ONE-SHOT!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!
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Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 04.15.2011 | Pages: 1 | Words: 458 | Visits: 754 | Status: Completed
NONSENSICAL CRACKFIC ONE-SHOT!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!
DISCLAIMER:I DO NOT OWN INUYASHA!!
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 04.15.2011 | Pages: 1 | Words: 458 | Visits: 754 | Status: Completed
I Saw Kagome Kissing Santa Claus
NONSENSICAL CRACKFIC ONE-SHOT!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!
DISCLAIMER:I DO NOT OWN INUYASHA!!
Sesshoumaru woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to
get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it
was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one
want box that looked like the exact gift he wanted. It had to be! The new computer he
needed for his office.
Then Sesshoumaru noticed that Kagome was out of bed too. She must not have been
able to wait for her presents either.
Sesshoumaru thought that he would surprise Kagome. Maybe even sneak up behind
her and give her the scare of her life. That always made Kagome mad.
Sesshoumaru crept quietly down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree,
with its bright lights, and the presents, heaped up mockingly, and the mistletoe hanging
from the ceiling, and Kagome. Kissing someone.
Sesshoumaru was so angry, he picked up a glass vase from a table and threw it
forcefully at the tree and the kissing duo.
They noise caused the two to jump in surprise as they both looked around.
"Kagome, you cheating whore!" Sesshoumaru yelled. "How could you cheat on me
with...with..." Sesshoumaru looked and then rubbed his eyes and looked again. It was
Santa Claus.
"Let me explain," Kagome said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found
Santa here under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course she had to give me a kiss. And what a
wonderful kiss it was."
"Well, I suppose," Sesshoumaru said jokingly. "If he was under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be even
more wonderful."
That seemed reasonable. Sesshoumaru went over under the mistletoe and kissed
Santa.
Santa was the best kisser ever, nice like a sudden spring storm on a sunny day. He
made Sesshoumaru's legs feel all noodley.
"You see?" Kagome said sexily and Sesshoumaru saw. So they had a threeway.
Everybody's presents were late.
Fin.
A/N: Something is wrong with me....I know it. I was bored so sue me.
READ AND REVIEW XDDDDD
NONSENSICAL CRACKFIC ONE-SHOT!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!
DISCLAIMER:I DO NOT OWN INUYASHA!!
Sesshoumaru woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to
get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it
was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one
want box that looked like the exact gift he wanted. It had to be! The new computer he
needed for his office.
Then Sesshoumaru noticed that Kagome was out of bed too. She must not have been
able to wait for her presents either.
Sesshoumaru thought that he would surprise Kagome. Maybe even sneak up behind
her and give her the scare of her life. That always made Kagome mad.
Sesshoumaru crept quietly down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree,
with its bright lights, and the presents, heaped up mockingly, and the mistletoe hanging
from the ceiling, and Kagome. Kissing someone.
Sesshoumaru was so angry, he picked up a glass vase from a table and threw it
forcefully at the tree and the kissing duo.
They noise caused the two to jump in surprise as they both looked around.
"Kagome, you cheating whore!" Sesshoumaru yelled. "How could you cheat on me
with...with..." Sesshoumaru looked and then rubbed his eyes and looked again. It was
Santa Claus.
"Let me explain," Kagome said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found
Santa here under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course she had to give me a kiss. And what a
wonderful kiss it was."
"Well, I suppose," Sesshoumaru said jokingly. "If he was under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be even
more wonderful."
That seemed reasonable. Sesshoumaru went over under the mistletoe and kissed
Santa.
Santa was the best kisser ever, nice like a sudden spring storm on a sunny day. He
made Sesshoumaru's legs feel all noodley.
"You see?" Kagome said sexily and Sesshoumaru saw. So they had a threeway.
Everybody's presents were late.
Fin.
A/N: Something is wrong with me....I know it. I was bored so sue me.
READ AND REVIEW XDDDDD