InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ I Won't Trust Myself With You ❯ Rude Awakening ( Chapter 38 )

38 - Rude Awakening

 

“Are we almost there yet, or will this insufferable boat ride continue much longer? This day has been long enough without your ridiculous attempt at sailoring.”

 

“Keh. You're just jealous cause I got to dust that lizard youkai.” Inuyasha pulled the boat up to the rocky shoreline. “He deserved what he got for messing with my family.”

 

“Yes he did, but you do have a flair for needless dramatics.” Sneered Sesshoumaru, climbing out of the boat and brushing dirt from his slacks. “Why must your attacks always be so showy?” he complained.

 

“Oh yeah? My attacks are showy?” Inuyasha tied off the boat and considered the cliff above him. “What about your poncy little `energy whip' huh? Like you aren't being showy when you sling that thing around?”

 

“Poncy? How about when you sling that brute of a sword around yelling `Kaze no kizu?'” Sesshoumaru scoffed as they hopped up the cliff.

 

“Hey, it gets the job done, unlike your Tesseiga, which can't do jack in battle.”

 

“Well the next time you `get the job done,' do you think you could possibly kill something without alerting half the island?”

 

“I dunno, are you volunteering for an experiment, Sesso?”

 

The youkai's lip curled. “Like you could ever hit me? In 500 years you've never succeeded.”

 

“That's cause if I killed you that'd just make me the lord of the West, and I don't want the hassle.” Inuyasha sprang over the edge and looked around, nose in the air.

 

“Well that really isn't an issue: I have two healthy sons who are full-blooded youkai who could follow in my place.”

 

“Heh. They're still only half inu, like me; the other half is Naraku, courtesy of Kagura. Besides, Koori is too young to rule the youkai of Tokyo. Look what they did to Muj, and he's better trained.”

 

“Koorinumaru is perfectly capable of -” both inu froze in their tracks. They had been zeroing in on Mujinku's faint scent but now a new wave of smells crashed over the two startled men.

 

“What the? What does that pup think he is doing?” Inuyasha began to run, his brother one step behind. “Kagome'll kill one of us! Tell me he did not do what I think he just did!”

 

“I can't tell you that, baka, because they very clearly just did!” the musk of sex was heavy in the air, commingled with the distinctive scent of the two teens.

 

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Mujinku squinted his eyes against the bright light bombarding them and groaned in protest. He felt something squirm against him and his eyes snapped open in memory. “Uh, Shi, wake up.”

 

“Noooo.” She moaned into his shoulder.

 

Mujinku saw his jeans and slid out from under his jacket to grab them. “Come on Shi, I know you don't want to wake up, but you might want to get some clothes on before the storm breaks.”

 

“Huh?” Shitenshi dragged herself into a sitting position and groped for her shirt. “What storm? It's a perfect afternoon.” She tugged her jeans on, hopping up and down to settle them.

 

“I meant pops and uncle Sesso, who are coming this way.” He chuckled, searching for his shirt.

 

“WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!?!” A gruff voice yelled as the older two inu bounded into view.

 

“Well I was looking for my shirt.” Mujinku drawled, finding the article in a bush and slipping it over his head. “But now I've found it, so I'm not really doing much at the moment.” A low growling could be heard from his father.

 

“Well he certainly has your intolerable attitude, Inuyasha.” Sesshoumaru smirked.

 

Inuyasha finally controlled his anger enough to speak again. “Your mother is going to kill you, and rightly so. Do you have any idea what you just did?”

 

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I just love writing Sessy/Yasha dialogue, it's just too fun! And I love the word `poncy' lol :D This story will prob have about 5 more chappies, possibly with another lemon, I haven't decided yet.

 

Thanks to Scorpinac on AFF, and all my MMorg-ites Angel 4 Life, Lokelani04 and Zirra Nova! (Welcome back Lani)

~Chokolatte ;)

 

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Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha *pouts* or any of the other characters. I want to thank Rumiko Takahashi and company for creating such awesome characters for me to write about as I drool with envy at her skillz. ;)