InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ If you give Inuyasha a cup of ramen... ❯ Tha' Poem! ( Chapter 1 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]
If you give Inuyasha a cup of ramen...

IF you give Inuyasha a cup of ramen THEN, he'll want a bag of potato chips.
IF he gets the potato chips THEN, he'll choke on them.
IF he chokes on the potato chips THEN, give him a glass of water.
Inuyasha doesn't like water so he'll complain
IF Inuyasha complains THEN, give him some hot cocoa.
Dogs get sick off of chocolate so Inuyasha will get sick as well.
IF Inuyasha is sick then he'll need THEN; he'll need some soup.
If you give him soup THEN, he'll remember the ramen.
So therefore if you give Inuyasha some ramen THEN, he'll want some potato chips. Or he'll want to kick your butt but hey what do I know he came over last week and ate almost all of the food in the fridge…that's kinda bad maybe he should see a doctor and ask about tapeworms.

Yeah, I've gone back to my roots...as an insanity writer. So if you want to review go ahead.