InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Internet Connections ❯ Almost ( Chapter 5 )

A/N: and I thought my updates were long for Just a Note to Say…sheesh, this is just TOO long for this one, lol. But I am so thankful for all you guys who are keeping up with me and staying patient. I luv u guys! ^_^

 

 

***Internet Connections***

 

 

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Chapter 5

 

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Almost

 

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Big Brown Eyes Can Hypnotize - Kagome

 

It's All About Me! - Sango

 

Money buys ME happiness - Rin

 

If Love Is Around The Corner I Must Be Going In Circles - Kouga

 

A/D/I/D/A/S - All Day I Dream About Sex - Miroku (doy…)

 

drugs, sex & alcohol - Inuyasha

 

Big Brown Eyes Can Hypnotize says:

so, what time are u 2 meeting?

 

It's All About Me! says:

1 by the main entrance to the food court, why? You wanna come? lol

 

Big Brown Eyes Can Hypnotize says:

pfft, no! lol…I uh, mean, I'll pass thnx ^^

 

Money buys ME happiness has just entered the conversation

 

Money buys ME happiness says:

goooooooood morning ladies!!

 

It's All About Me! says:

lol heya Rin…

 

Kagz says:

heya

 

Money buys ME happiness says:

Kaggy, you changed ur name…AGAIN??

 

It's All About Me! says:

*rolls eyes*

 

Kagz says:

So shoot, me, I'm picky, lol

 

Money buys ME happiness says:

lol

 

It's All About Me! says:

Sorry ladies, gotta fly, meeting Miroku in a couple hours…c yah!

 

It's All About Me! has just left the conversation

 

Kagz says:

It's a good thing she's excited…but starting to get ready at 10am when her date's at

1PM…isn't that a little nuts??

 

Money buys ME happiness says:

Lol, maybe…but oh well…how often does Sango go out on dates?

 

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“What?”

 

“I uh…have a proposition for you…”

 

“No.”

 

“Hey! I haven't even told you it yet!”

 

“Yeah, but my answer is no.”

 

Inuyasha was lying on the couch in the Living Room flicking through channels on the satellite trying to find something to watch when Miroku called.

 

“Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease, Inuyasha??”

 

Inuyasha sighed and scratched the top of his head, “What do you want…?” he moaned.

 

“You know that shirt you have that I like…I was wondering if I can borrow it…”

 

“HELL NO!! That's expensive and you'll ruin it!”

 

“Oh, come on…please?? I'll treat you to dinner tonight!”

 

Inuyasha groaned and turned off the television, stood up and stretched. “Fine! You can borrow it. But if you wreck it…I'll castrate you! Got it??”

 

“Thanks Yash. I'll see ya tonight!” Miroku laughed and then hung up. Inuyasha turned off his phone and walked down the hallway to his bedroom. He sat down in his chair and turned on his computer. As it slowly turned on, Inuyasha opened his blinds and stared outside for a little bit. He saw Sesshoumaru pulling out of the driveway in his car and disappearing around the bend. His dad was away in the U.S.A for important business, so Inuyasha was home alone.

 

`Too bad I don't have a girlfriend…this woulda been the greatest time to bring her over…' Inuyasha thought.

 

He sat down and signed in. He went into chat rooms and browsed around. If he didn't like the characteristics of the conversation or just thought the people talking were “gay” then he left and found another one.

 

“Discuss Harry Potter…pfft, no!”

 

“Huh…sex talk…no…I'm not Miroku…”

 

“Talk about anything…meh…doesn't sound too bad…”

 

He double clicked on the conversation and waited for it to load.

 

You have entered the conversation: the hosts Sango, Rin and Kagome welcome you…

`Sango!! Is that the same chick Miro's going out with today?'

 

Kagz says:

Hey, new timer, welcome to the convo ^_^

 

Money buys ME happiness says:

hey-lo

 

drugs, sex & alcohol says:

hey, what's up?

 

Money buys ME happiness says:

Oh, not too much really…Kagz and I were just talking, what about you D.S.A?

 

drugs, sex & alcohol says:

meh…nun. Do u guys know a Miroku?

 

Kagz says:

Well…sorta…not really though, why?

 

drugs, sex & alcohol says:

cuz my buddy Miroku's goin out today with some chick named Sango, so I just thought that maybe you guys might know em

 

Money buys ME happiness says:

Ya, Sango's a good friend of ours, lol, and ya, we know that her and Miroku are going out today, that's freaky, lol

 

Kagz says:

That's weird, lol…so what are you up to D.S.A?

 

Kagz says:

D.S.A?

 

Kagz says:

Hellllllo?

 

drugs, sex & alcohol has left the conversation

 

Kagz say:

Jerk!

 

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“God damn piece of crap!!!” Inuyasha shouted pounding on the side of his PC with his fist. It was an older type of computer and it frequently turned off without warning and would leave Inuyasha stranded in the midst of what he was doing. Standing up and giving the PC another hard smack with the inside of his hand and then rubbing the stinging flesh on his pant leg, he walked out of his room and down the hallway towards the kitchen.

 

Just as Inuyasha approached the fridge, the phone rang. Inuyasha walked over to the counter and once noticing that the caller ID identified the caller as Miroku, Inuyasha rolled his eyes.

 

“What?” he said once picking up the phone.

 

“I need you to come over.”

 

“What?? WHY!”

 

“Just `cause. I'll see you soon.”

 

Miroku hung up and Inuyasha was left with dial tone. Inuyasha growled and hung up the phone angrily.

 

Grabbing his coat and walking out the door, Inuyasha mentally noted to kill Miroku the next time he asked for something.

 

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“Ok, so first things first, I'm gonna greet her and say, `Why hello there,'…No! That sounds gay! Ok…uh…`It's a pleasure meeting you, my lovely,' No! That sounds corny!”

 

“Oh for God's Sake! Just tell the god damn woman you want her to have your children! It's what you normally say!”

 

“Yeah, but I don't wanna scare the poor girl off!”

 

Inuyasha gazed out at Miroku with an eyebrow raised as he peered over the top of the sheets of paper he held in his hands. Miroku had saved and printed a conversation he had once had with Sango and he had wanted Inuyasha to read it.

 

“You don't wanna scare her off…” Inuyasha repeated, his voice in a mocking manor. “You scare her off??”

 

“Ok, ok, just shut up! I get it!”

 

“No…” Inuyasha said, reading the next couple of lines and smirking, “I really don't think you do…”

 

Inuyasha looked over at Miroku again who was fidgeting with his hair and Inuyasha smirked at him. Miroku caught Inuyasha's untrustworthy look and stared at him. Inuyasha just cleared his throat and read.

 

“Miroku says: Yeah, so like I was saying. Pink or blue?

Sango says: Blue.

Miroku says: Cats or Dogs?

Sango says: Cats.

Miroku says: Uh…chocolate or vanilla?

Sango says: Umm…oh, that's a hard one…but vanilla.

Miroku says: Blow job or hand job?”

 

“OK!!! I GET IT!!!!” Miroku screamed grabbing the paper out from Inuyasha's hands. Inuyasha fell over on the couch clutching his stomach in laughter.

 

“Oh shut up!” Miroku said, taking off one of his shoes and chucking it at Inuyasha. It hit Inuyasha in the back of his shoulder, and Inuyasha sat up and turned around, flipping Miroku the bird. “Asshole,” he quipped.

 

Miroku stuck his tongue out at Inuyasha and then went back to fixing his hair. Inuyasha watched him and tossed the shoe back at him and it hit him in the arm and caused him to run his hand roughly through his hair. Miroku groaned in distress and Inuyasha chuckled at himself and praised his aim.

 

“You, my friend, are a retard,” Miroku said glaring at Inuyasha.

 

“You, Miroku, are a bastard,” Inuyasha replied.

 

“Jackass.”

 

“Homo.”

 

“Leg Humper.”

 

“Dipshit.”

 

“Dick Sucker.”

 

“Mother fucker.”

 

Miroku looked at Inuyasha and laughed, “Touché.”

 

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“Breathe? Check. Hair? Check. Make-up? Check. Push up bra? … … Okay! Check! I am ready for this date!!”

 

“Sis?”

 

Sango turned around at the front door to face Kohaku coming out of his bedroom. His eyes looks dark and partially bloodshot and his hair was ruffled and he bore a lop-sided grin.

 

“Have fun on your date,” he declared. Sango chuckled and walked over to her brother to give him a hug.

 

“Take care, Kohaku. I'll be back in a couple of hours.”

 

“Take your time, I don't want to rush your fun,” he replied with a wink.

 

Sango gasped and scooted him from the hallway, while he laughed at his sister's expression.

 

`What a joker,' Sango thought leaving the house. `Next stop: mall.'

 

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A/N: Forever might be over exaggerating just a tad, but it feels like that long since I updated this fic. A year and a bit. Like HOLY CRAP! Lmao, but I swear I will TRY TRY TRY TRY TRY to update as often as I can. God, I feel so bad lmao. Well, off I go with new ideas for the next chapter. TTFN!! <3