InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Interruptions ❯ Interruptions ( Chapter 1 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]
Okay so one of my best friends, who I promise I would not state the name of, was making fun of me today. She was completely harassing me about writing lemons. *Ex/ the way it sounded more like a mining expedition then a romantic moment between lovers* *sigh*
She then decided that she would further make fun of me and write her own. Now I had to work extra hard being nice to her (^_^) so that she would let me post it on here for all of you to see! So this is her version of a lemon, making fun of me (it is suppose to be humorous and not a REAL lemon so please no flames!!!)


Interruptions (I came up with the title myself) ^_^


Kagome squeaked with delight at his 'package'. Inuyasha knelt down in front of her (naked) and his unit made a delightful 'plop' as it hit the hard floor.

"Take me Inu" Kagome demanded, pushing aside the towel wrapped around herself, revealing all. With delight Inu pushed all her 'buttons'. Every inch was prodded with small 'thump' sounds. It felt like a stampede on Kagomes body. Horses galloping across the mountains, in search of the watering pool in the valley.

A loud 'smuck squelch smack' noise was heard and Kagome giggled at the pleasures being done to her. She suddenly went catatonic lunging on Inu with a huge 'flapff' as his squishy butt cheeks hit the floor.

Kagome went down on him. She could feel the squirming tales of sperm in her mouth, she was about to swallow when....

"Kagome! Inuyasha!" Shippo screamed from the door way. Out of surprise Kagome spit up all the seamen on Inuyasha's torso. It stuck to him like honey on a bee! Every time he moved you could hear the 'uup' as sticky 'love water' latched his skin together

"NEVER AGAIN!" Kagome screamed and Inu gave a low growl before chasing Shippo, to kill him.