InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Intervention ❯ Intervention ( Prologue )

This is the sequel to Handicapable Sesshoumaru. I suggest having read the previous, but it is O.K. if you have not.

Disclaimer: I do not own what is not mine, and that is Inu Yasha, or Harry Potter. Heck, I've never read Harry Potter or even finished one of the movies.

Intervention

It had been three months since the incident at the convention. Sesshoumaru had once again returned to the states on business.

"What is it they want me for this time Jaken?" He looked down at his little toady.

"I do not know master, but I fear it may be another speaking engagement." Sesshoumaru's eyes widened in disbelief.

"Even after that huge incident three months ago?" Jaken just nodded dumbly.

"Yes, Lord Sesshoumaru, though I do not understand why." The two approached a large office building that resembled a miniaturized skyscraper.

"Well, I guess I should hide this." Sesshoumaru wriggled his left arm down into his sleeve. "Let's just hope it is not as bad as we expect. Maybe they actually want me involved in business affairs instead of being their little PR monkey." The couple entered the rotating doors at the base of the complex. They took a straight path to the receptionist's desk.

"Good morning ma'am." Jaken chirped. "Mr. Maru has an engagement in this building, and would like to know in which room he is to be meeting." The dark-haired woman looked down at the appointment book.

"Oh, yes. Here we go, Mr. Sesshou Maru in room 617. Take the elevator to the twelfth floor and it should be at the end of the hall." She smiled sweetly at them as they walked away. Neither Jaken or Sesshoumaru noticed when a colleague of the young lady approached, and questioned her about the two strangers. The receptionist made swirly motions besides her ears, then pretended to get sloshed from an imaginary bottle. Both people laughed and went about their business.

Sesshoumaru heard giggling all the way to the elevator. Upon entering the small compartment Sesshoumaru looked down at Jaken.

"Has something humorous occurred, that I am unaware of?" Jaken shrugged. He had no clue as to what was going on. The elevator paused at the tenth floor and a couple of interns stepped in. They moved themselves to the back of the elevator, and kept their eyes downcast. When the twelfth floor was reached, Sesshoumaru stepped out and jaken followed him to the end of the hall. As the elevator doors slid shut the two interns could be seen holding unlit lighters under invisible spoons, only to stifle laughs and hold their stomachs.

Jaken stepped forward and opened the door for his master.

"After you Lord Sesshoumaru." Jaken bowed as his Dominus walked passed, only to be met with a clicking noise as the now closed door had locked him out. "Oh no! Lord Sesshoumaru!" Jaken pounded on the door. A meek British voice sounded from behind him.

"Oh, nobody can go in there. This Dobby knows. (I don't read them, so I don't know how to spell names.)" Jaken turned to look at the thing that spoke to him.

"What do you mean?" He gave the strange man-shaped thing a skeptical eye.

"This is the drug rehabilitation and family intervention floor it is. Dobby came with his friend Mr. Blot...I mean..Potter." Dobby coughed a bit at this slip up.

"What? What? What?" Jaken screamed. Dobby thought he was asking about his last statement.

"Oh, yes. Sadly, Mr. Potter and his friends became quite fond of LSD. Thought they could run through walls and such. Even thought that I was an elf. Crazy kids, they used to get together and take it in groups. Going off to Hogwart's they called it. I called this place, and well I am glad to say that they have almost made a full recovery." Jaken just starred at the man. His eyes wide, then they filled with rage. Jaken bopped the man on his head.

"You fool, I am not speaking of that. My Lord Sesshoumaru was brought here under the pretense of a business meeting!" He was fuming at the wiry figure before him.

"Oh, I could see that. There are many businesses here, wait, did you say Sesshoumaru?" Dobby's eyes lit up. Jaken just nodded in annoyance. "You mean Mr. Sesshou Maru?"

"Yes, what is it you insolent little pig?" Jaken was at the end of his rope.

"Well, Dobby saw the news, back when he spoke at that convention. I think you will be here for quite awhile." Dobby laughed and walked away. Jaken turned a worried eye to the door.

"Lord Sesshoumaru, what have you gotten yourself into now?"

Sesshoumaru tuned when he heard the lock click, and the pounding that Jaken made from being left out.

"What is the meaning of this?" Sesshoumaru growled at the person before him.

"My name is Mr. Smith. I am only here to listen. They," he pointed to the figures behind Sesshoumaru, "called you here." Sesshoumaru turned to see three figures shrouded in shadow. Mr. Smith clicked on some lights to reveal the ones who had brought the great lord to this place.

Before him sat Rin's descendant Gina, her husband Ray, and Inu Yasha. He glowered at Inu Yasha.

"You did this didn't you?" Inu Yasha was balancing his chair against the wall with a bored look on his face. He turned his head up to meet his half-brother's glare.

"Hey, fuck you, man. I just showed up cuz I was told to. I don't even know why I'm here." He tossed his head back with a snort and continued his balancing act.

"You are here for moral support. You cocky bastard." Gina was clearly pissed at Inu Yasha. Ray just shrugged and allowed Gina to do all of the talking. "I called this intervention. Sesshoumaru, we are here to say that we love you and are here to help you work through your problems." Sesshoumaru glared at the woman.

"How dare you. I sometimes have trouble believing that you are of Rin's blood. You are such a nosey little bitch. Can't you stay out of my business?" His eyes shot daggers at the woman, then he turned to her husband. "And, you, need a backbone. If it would please you all, I shall be taking my leave."

"I'm afraid I can't let you do that Mr. Maru." Mr. Smith stood to block the door. "From what I understand, you have some issues about your handicap, and those issues may have led you to some unsafe alternatives to ease your pain. Now, I'm here to listen, and to help if need be." Inu Yasha began laughing.

"You are all idiots. I'm the one who cut his arm off in the first place, and you wanted me here for moral support? You all really are thick." Then he returned to his position against the wall. Mr. Smith furrowed his brow.

"Young man, I have some issues that I want to discuss with you as it is, but right now we are here for your brother."

"Half-brother." Corrected both Sesshoumaru and Inu Yasha at the same time.

"I see, now, Mr. Maru, please seat yourself or I will have to use force." Inu Yasha snorted at the man's comment, resuming his bored persona.

"Fool," thundered Sesshoumaru, "do you not realize that I could wipe every one of you off the planet with one crack of my whip?" The apparent anger on his face was growing.

"Mr. Maru, I'm sorry that I have to result to this." Mr. Smith reached into one of his coat pockets and pulled out a hand-held taser.

"What do you expect to do with that little thing?" Sesshoumaru's patience was wearing thin. "Forget it, I'm leaving." As Sesshoumaru reached for the doorknob, he felt a strange tingle begin is his back, and before he realized what was happening he was lying on the floor unable to move. Inu Yasha jerked up his head, and the boredom was long gone from his face. He jumped from his chair and grabbed the taser out of Mr. Smith's hand.

"Oh, let me try!" He commenced in applying the taser to Sesshoumaru's neck. He laughed in sick pleasure as Sesshoumaru's body twitched with each application.

"Make him stop!" Gina screamed at the only human males within the room. A small blue electrical field began to form around the unconscious demon's body.

"Ha ha!" cackles Inu Yasha, "What a day to forget your sword." Mr. Smith and Ray managed to pry him away during a laughing fit, and threw him out of the room.

Jaken heard the sound of the door opening, and prepared to bolt into the room if he was needed. Sadly, he was met by Inu Yasha's butt landing on his head.

"You! I should have known that you would play such a nasty trick on Lord Sesshoumaru." Inu Yasha pulled the babbling amphibian out from underneath him.

"Hey, don't worry about it frog, I was brought here without any previous knowledge about this. Gina put the whole thing together." Inu Yasha began to stand, and placed Jaken back down. As he placed his hands down to push himself up, he felt something in his palm. An evil grin spread over his face as he looked at Jaken.

"Oh, no. You're smiling, and if you are anything like Lord Sesshoumaru in that department, I'm in for a world of hurt."

"Hee hee." giggled Inu Yasha as he trust the taser onto Jaken's head. As Jaken lie twitching on the ground Inu Yasha headed for the elevator. "I have to get myself back to Tokyo and convince Kagome to take one of these to my past self. Oh, wait, that would mean finding her again and fucking up the time stream. Dammit! Oh, well, I guess I could still have some fun with it. Where's that little guy with the British accent that I saw earlier?" He was still mumbling to himself as the doors to the elevator shut behind him.

Sesshoumaru was finally beginning to regain control of his body. He sat up, and the smell of burning hair invaded his nostrils.

"Alright!" he bellowed, "I am tired of this shit!" He pushed his left arm out of his shirt, not even caring about sleeves. "See! I have had my arm since nineteen ninety-five! I got fed up with the whole public speaking issue, so I faked the whole thing hoping that they would fire me, but no! You put your nose where is doesn't belong, and suddenly I'll be saved? God! I hate the way you humans think today! What ever happened to a time when people get blamed for their actions? Now, no one is responsible for what they do, it all boils down to something psychological. Well, here is my peace." He began pointing to each person in the room. "Fuck you." Mr. Smith. "Fuck you!" Ray. "And I'm cutting off your funding, you nosy hen. Get a job, and get a life." Gina gasped in disbelief. Sesshoumaru broke down the door, grabbed Jaken as he passed him, and left in the elevator.

"So," said Mr. Smith, "he doesn't believe that he is a human?" Clearly, this guy was clueless.

"Um, sir," Ray finally decided he could speak. "I don't know if you realize this, but we never actually took the taser from Inu Yasha."

"What?" Mr. Smith just realized the new situation as a two and a half foot man with a British accent and a head full of flames ran by.

"Dobby doesn't like this! That Dobby knows!" An exhausted looking security guard stopped in front of Mr. Smith.

"Sir, some crazy man with white hair is harassing the group on floor fourteen."

"Oh, dear God. We just convinced those children that stuff like this is only in their head.

Let's hurry before they are even more confused." With that Mr. Smith left Ray and Gina.

Sesshoumaru and Jaken were still in the elevator when they heard the screaming and alarms. Sesshoumaru let out one of his rare laughs.

"Perhaps my worthless half-brother will seek revenge for me." Jaken just shook his head. The elevator stopped on the third floor, and in walked a donkey. Jaken looked up at his master.

"Sir, why do you suppose a donkey is on the elevator?" The donkey turned his head to look at them.

"Couldn't stay off the grass man."

Hopefully, the end.

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