InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Inu-182 ❯ Um...First Chapter. ( Chapter 1 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

And here I am with this little idea that has sparked in my head. My obsession for Inuyasha and Blink 182 combines in my little AU fic. Hehe. Hope you other slaves of Inu and punk rock enjoy it. ^.^
--Psycho
And, The deeper voice in Blink will be performed by Miroku. When he's singing his song, and there are parentheses, that's Inuyasha's part. And vice versa to Inuyasha.
Note: I have altered some of the songs to fit the plot.
Disclaimer: Oh, I wish...
 
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At about 8 P.M., we come to find a silver-haired tattooed boy snoozing lightly on a couch backstage...
 
“Inuyasha! Wake UP! We got the show starting in thirty!” yelled the boy's friend, also a member of his band.
The boy, now identified as Inuyasha, was jolted out of his little nap and snapped at his friend, “Miroku!! What the HELL!!”
The other boy, now also identified as Miroku, backed away from his fuming bandmate. “Hey, man, we have a show and you needed to wake up and get ready! Don't blame me if-“Miroku was cut off by Inuyasha's cell phone, which started the tune of “Give Me One Good Reason”, one of the many songs they had made. Inuyasha picked the little thing up and looked at the Caller ID. “Oh shit.”
“Is it-“asked Miroku.
“Her.” Inuyasha finished. He shakily picked up the phone, only to be greeted by an annoying pop star's voice. His `girlfriend', Kikyou.
Oh my GOD!! Like, Inuyasha, why didn't you call me last night and stuff?!
“I was busy with the biggest show of my life, why?” answered Inuyasha with a cocky air.
That's like, not a good reason!! You like, should have, like, called me on break!”
“Well, there wasn't a break, Kikyou dear.” He strained the word `dear'. It was hard to get out of his mouth.
But what about moi?! Can't you stop-“
“Look, Kikyou, I can't stop the world for you at your beck and call. I'm not your little puppy on a leash. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got a show I need to attend to.” Inuyasha said angrily, then slammed the top of the Motorola Razr down.
“God, sometimes I hate her, Mir.” He said, looking to his friend, who had since then plopped himself on the couch. Then HIS phone rang.
“How ironic,” Miroku said, picking up his phone and looking at the Caller ID just as Inuyasha had done. Once he saw who it was, he instantly answered it.
“Good evening, my cherry blossom. What may I do for you?” Inuyasha rolled his eyes at Miroku's antics. Once he starts talking to Sango, the world freaking falls apart. He sighed as Miroku said something about `meet me after the show'. Just what he needed. Of course Sango was going to bring her best friend Kagome along. Kagome was kind of like his friend, except she was a GIRL. He detested girls. He thought most of them were like Kikyou who uslly fell under the `way-too-perky evil bitch' category. But kagome wasn't like that.
Kagome was different. She wasn't an emo or a goth, or a metal head. She was just...just...
“Inuyasha!” his pondering was cut short by Miroku-who had ended his cell phone conversation-yelling in his face. “It's time! Go get Kouga!”
That said, the other boy ran backstage.
“Sorry I'mlate. I got stuck in traffic-“
and all of the people were going to our show.” They all said in unison.
“Well, let's go! Kouga, grab your drumsticks, Miroku-get your guitar hooked up!” Inuyasha said while connecting his own guitar to the audio system.
Soon all the boys ran onstage, and the crowd exploded. It was deafening.
“HELLO CLEAVLAND!” Inuyasha yelled, mocking the popular opening phrase. The crowd burst out in laughter as Inuyasha chuckled into the microphone.
“Alright, let's cut the crap and get to the music!” as Inuyasha said that, everybody cheered, as deafeningly as before. Maybe even more so.
“We're gonna start with Story of a Lonely Guy.” The crowd roared.
“Push it out
fake a smile
Avert disaster
just in time
I need a drink
cause in a while
Worthless answer from friends of mind
It's dumb to ask, cool to ignore
Girls possess me, but they're never mine
I made my entrance, avoided hazards
Checked my engine, I fell behind

I fell behind

She makes me feel like it's raining outside
And when the storm's gone I'm all torn up inside
I'm always nervous on days like this like the prom
I get too scared to move, cause I'm a f
*king boy

Remember when
I was in the grocery store
now's my time
Lost the words
lost my nerve, lost the girl, left the line
I would wish upon a star, but that star, it doesn't shine
So read my book with a boring ending
A short story of a lonely guy

I fell behind

She makes me feel like it's raining outside
And when the storm's gone I'm all torn up inside
I'm always nervous on, days like this like the prom
I get too scared to move, cause I'm a f
*king boy

She makes me feel like it's raining outside
And when the storm's gone I'm all torn up inside
I'm always nervous on, days like this like the prom
I get too scared to move, cause I'm still just a stupid worthless boy
...”
 
The crowd roared even louder now, and some had even pulled out their lighters and were waving it to the music.
“Going on to the next song...Miro, get your ass up here!” Inuyasha gestured to the guitarist behind him. Miroku walked up and nodded to Kouga and Inuyasha, as if their cue for what the next song was.
 
“Do you wanna come to a party
My friends picked me up in their truck at 11:30
This thing's at a frat house, but people are cool there
Reluctant, I followed, but I never dreamed

There would be someone there who would catch my attention
I wasn't out looking for love or affection
So I paid my 3 and the girls got in free
Shined the beer for tequila and we headed into the party

And then, in the backyard, some terrible ska band
Someone in the background was doing a keg stand
This place is so lame, all these girls look the same
All these guys have no game, I wish I would have stayed

In my bed, back at home, watching TV alone
Where I'd put on some porn or have sex on the phone
Far from people I hate, down from anywhere state
Trying to intoxicate girls to give them head after the party

And then, I saw her standing there
With
red eyes and long black hair
She wasn't wearing underwear, at least I prayed that
She might be the one
Maybe we'd have some fun
Maybe we'd watch the sun rise

But that night, I learned some girls try too hard
(nana na, nana na, nana na)
Some girls try too hard
(nana na, nana na, nana na)
Some girls try too hard to impress with the way that they dress
With those things on their chests and the things they suggest to me

I couldn't believe what this lady was saying
The names she was dropping and the games she was playing
She dated this guy who now rides for Black Flys
How she's down with the wise well-constructed disguise

Now, I'd rather go dateless than stay here and hate this
Her volume of makeup, her fake tits were tasteless
So I said I'd call her, but never would bother
Until I got turned down by another girl at a party

So when you see her standing there
With
red eyes and long black hair
She won't be wearing underwear and you'll discover
This girl's not the one and she'll never be fun
You should just turn and run
Because you'll find out that some girls try too hard

(nana na, nana na, nana na)
Some girls try too hard
(Na nana, na nana, na nana)
And some girls try too hard to impress with the way that they dress
With those things on their chest and the things they suggest to me

(nana na
nana na, nana na
Some girls try too hard
(nana na nana na nana na)
Some girls try too hard.”
The crowd applauded and cheered, not to mention a few whistles and catcalls from the girls. Miroku beamed. Inuyasha sweatdropped. Perv...
“Now that our perverted lil' friend is done, how `bout we start another song, huh?” Inuyasha teased as he once again walked up to the mike.
“An' here we go.
Everything has fallen to pieces
Earth is dying help me Jesus
We need guidance, we've been misled
Young and hostile, but not stupid

Corporate leaders, politicians
Kids can't vote, adults elect them
Laws that rule the school and workplace
Signs that caution, sixteen's unsafe

We really need to see this through
we never wanted to be abused
We'll never give up, it's no use
If we're fucked up you're to blame

Let this trainwreck burn more slowly
Kids are victims in this story
Drown our youth with useless warnings
Teenage rules: they're f
*cked and boring

We really need to see this through
we never wanted to be abused
We'll never give up, it's no use
If we're f
*cked up you're to blame

Everything has fallen to pieces
Everything has fallen to pieces

We really need to see this through
we never wanted to be abused
We'll never give up, it's no use
If we're f
*cked up you're to blame.”
 
The crowd cheered even louder. It was amazing that they hadn't lost their voices already.
 
Now let's skip `til after the show...
 
The three boys slowly walked backstage. Inuyasha collapsed on the couch, Kouga plopped into an armchair, and Miroku sat down in another armchair next to Kouga's.
“Good show...” Inuyasha said, exhausted.
“Yep...” the other two said groggily. Then Miroku perked up.
“Oh, that's right. Sango, Kagome, and Ayame are coming to visit!” he said, strangely perky all of a sudden.
“Hooray...”Inuyasha mumbled. Thank God. I'll get to see Kagome again. That single thought made him happy. Kouga perked up. “Maybe I'll see Kagome!”
“Of course you'll see Kagome, jackass.” Inuyasha replied.
Kouga glared at Inuyasha, a playful fang poking out of his lip. “Jealous.”
Inuyasha now had a tickmark growing on his temple. “Am not. You're engaged to Ayame, not Kagome.” Inuyasha went into denial. “Besides, why would I be jealous? Kagome is a friend.”
There was a knock at the door.
“Ah. The girls.” Miroku smiled and opened the door, welcoming the girls in.
“What a gentleman.” Ayame exclaimed, while Sango gave her a look.
“Don't trust him.” Sango whispered to Ayame.
Miroku looked quizzical. “What is there not to trust about me?” he asked innocently.
Kagome just walked in with a sweatdrop on her head.
“Hows' it going?” she asked Inuyasha, who looked like he was about to die, sprawled there on the couch.
“What do you think?” he asked, giving her an exasperated glare.
“You hungry or somethin'?” asked Kagome. Inuyasha was usually grumpy when he needed something to eat.
“Yes, very. Why?” Inuyasha's attention had been switched from the floor to the raven-haired girl in front of him.
“Just because, I know something that you don't know...” Kagome stuck out her tongue teasingly.
“What?!” Inuyasha asked eagerly.
“There's a ramen shop that just opened yesterday. It needs a few customers.” Kagome giggled, making her crimped pigtails shake.
Inuyasha sat straight up at the mentioning of ramen. He grabbed her hand and yelled, “LET'S GO!”, rushing out the door, dragging Kagome along behind him.
 
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And that's the end. Wait until the next update to see what happens. ^.^