InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Inu-182 ❯ I Got An Idier! ( Chapter 3 )

Apparently, this fic is lurved by the few fans it has, sooo....

Because I love you people so much, I will reveal how many chapters I think this fic is gonna last and a hint to the last chapter~

SQUEE! >w<

 

Chapters-25-30(depending on if I get to it or not. >.>)

Ending Hint-“Always” will be used. ^w~*

 

Blesch.

Now, I will now publish poor HigherBeing's review/e-mail to moi. Stinkin' mm.org would'nt let her post a review. D:<

“Sorry, mm.org wouldnt let me review! So i says to myself: "Hey, why not an e-mail." Surprise surprise! ^_^ UPDATE! I LOVED CHAPTER TWO!!!”

Once again, I thank you. If I get a chance to be on the Internet this week, I promise I'll post the copy in a makeshift review. ^.^ omg I'm nice today!

 

 

π²= YO MAMA'S FACE!!!! :D Burn! XD

OK, lemme clear things up. Technically, InuYasha would be Tom, Miro would be Mark, and, obviously, Kouga would be Travis. The weird thing is, nowadays, whenever I hear a Blink song, I always imagine the boys singing to it and Kouga rocking out on the drums. SO hot. XDDDD

I have modified “Easy Target”for my own pleasure... >.> Don't sue me.

And this chapter is definitely not for Kikyou fans...!

 

 

Inu-182

Chapter: 3

I Got An Idier!

 

So, InuYasha and Kagome decided to have a Ramen eating contest-you can do that when you have an assload of money to spend on dinner, y'know?

Kagome ended up eating about twenty-seven bowls of it.

InuYasha beat her by about twelve.

“Oh, my god. Inu-san, how can you eat so much?” Kagome sqeaked, looking at the countless bowls and the endless paycheck-over Â¥90,000(approximately $90)-for Ramen!

“If you handle the price,” said Kagome, “I'll take the tip.”

“Women.” InuYasha mumbled, slapping down a Â¥100,000 bill. “I hope these people do change.”

“It's ten minutes to 2, and there's a couple of rock stars in the shop. They'll probably do much more than that to get on your good side.” Kagome said.

“I guess so.” The manager came to pick up the bowls and the money, and gave InuYasha back a Â¥10, 000 bill. “There you go. Have a nice...uh...morning.” she smiled, yawning a bit.

“Let's go, Inu-san.” Kagome said, getting up and placing Â¥25,000 on the edge of the table.

InuYasha got up, too. “Well, It's kinda late, and you shouldn't wake up your mom, so maybe you could crash at my house tonight.”

Kagome stretched. “Sounds like a plan.”

at the door of the “house”

“Inu-san,” Kagome whispered, “I still can't take my eyes off of the immensity of this `house' of yours.”

“It's not that much.”

“It's at least three times the size of mine.”

“Don't kid yourself. It's only got,” InuYasha counted on his fingers, “seven stories.”

Kagome just stared at him.

She then said, “Is your mom still living with you?”

He glared at her.

“Yeah, she says she ain't movin' out of my house untile she needs to move into a retirement home.”

“That'll be a long while.”

“Nah.” InuYasha said, taking out his little house memory card-key-thing and sliding it in the receiver next to the huge cherrywood doors. It bleeped and the doors unlocked. InuYasha and Kagome walked into the dark foyer-well, it was dark until he turned the lights on, that is-. After he had turned the lights on, he and Kagome slowly climbed up the winding marble-and-iron stairs, to the third floor, which InuYasha's room took up half of. As they walked into the room, Kagome asked, “Do you still have the dresser with all my stuff in it?”

“Well, yeah. You practically spend half of your life here.”

“Mm'kay, good.” she smiled.

As she pulled out random sleep-worthy garments from the drawer, InuYasha slowly removed the almost invisible anklet from his ankle, swishing his now silver(it was black) hair around, and twitching the adorable pair of dog-ears on top of his head. As his fingernails grew to claws, he collapsed on his bed, waiting for his turn in the bathroom.

“And don't stink up my bathroom with your gross `girl stuff'. You know it hurts my nose.”

“I can't help it, Inu-san.”

“...”

“What?”

“But it stiiiiiiinks.”

“So what? My cycle just happens to be on this day, and hell if I know there are any drugs out there that can stop it or shorten it, excluding ones for pregnancy.”

InuYasha just rolled his amber catslit eyes.

“Just get out of the bathroom so I can change.”

With that said, Kagome came out of thebathroom dressed in an old ripped tanktop and some red flannel pajama pants decorated with little black skulls. She had taken her hair down from her ponytails and taken off her makeup. “Ah,” she said,

“Decided to ditch the front for a while?”

“Mm'n.”

Mom and dad they quite don't understand it...

All the kids, they laugh as if they plann-

“Hello?” InuYasha answered his cell phone.

“INU-CHAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!”

InuYasha covered the speaker and whispered to Kagome, “Kikyou.”

Kagome just whispered back, “Can't she leave you alone?!”

“Apparently, not.” he uncovered the speaker.

“What do you want this time, Kikyou?”

“Are you free tomorrow night?”

InuYasha looked at Kagome. “What time?”

“Like, 10 am?”

“No.”

“WHAT?! No! You HAVE to be free!”

“And why is that?” InuYasha lifted his eyebrow.

“Because...it's what boyfriends and girlfriends do!”

“Kikyou...”

“You'd better be there.”

“And what if I'm not?”

“I'll...I'll...I'll tell Daddy!”

“Kikyou...you're 24. Aren't you a little old for the `I'll tell my daddy on you' thing?”

“INU-CHAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!”

“Kikyou, you're breaking my eardrums, oh, and one more question.”

“What is it, Inu-chaaaaaaaaan?”

“Why the hell are you calling me at 3:30 in the morning? And why do I have 27 missed calls on my phone, home and cell? Each?”

“Inu-chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan, I was worried you had died!”

“I went out for something to eat with Kagome-san and put my phone on silence.”

“WHAT?! Kagome!? That bitch! I'm sooo going to kill her!!”

InuYasha flipped his phone closed.

“So.” InuYasha said.

“Hmm...”

“You got any ideas of what to do at 3am?”

“Let's sing a couple songs.”

“That is so kindergarten.”

“I mean, some of OUR songs.”

“Sure. I got an idier for one, after talking to The Bitch.”

Kagome laughed. “Yeah.”

“You wanna go first?”

“Sure. I ain't got any new ones, but I'll play an old one, you know, from that time when I broke up with Hiten?”

“Oh, yeah. That one was pretty good.”

“Can I have your guitar?”

“Which one? Electric or acoustic?”

“Mmn...acoustic. Not as loud.”

“Alright.” he handed her said guitar.

“O'kay. Here we gooo...

Once I had a love and it was a gas
Soon turned out to be a thing of the past
Seemed like the real thing only to find
Much o' mistrust, love's gone behind

Once I had a love and it was divine
Soon found out I was losing my mind
Seemed like the real thing but I was so blind
Much o' mistrust, love's gone behind

In between what I find is pleasing and I'm feeling fine
Love is so confusing, there's no peace of mind
If I fear I'm losing you it's just no good
You teasing like you do

Once I had a love and it was a gas
Soon turned out to be a pain in the ass
Seemed like the real thing only to find
Much o' mistrust, love's gone behind

Lost inside adorable illusion and I cannot hide
I'm the one you're using, please don't push me aside
We coulda made it cruisin' yeah

Riding high on love's true bluish light
Ooh-ooh oh, ooh-ooh ah

Once I had a love and it was a gas
Soon turned out to be a pain in the ass
Seemed like the real thing but I was so blind
Much o' mistrust, love's gone behind...”

InuYasha smiled as she handed the guitar back to him. “I like that song.”

“Well, it's your turn.”

“All right.” (sorry the spacing is reterded, my computer is having a brain fart. @_@)

“All her signals are getting lost in the ether
She's a landslide with a city beneath her
So take a good look
So you'll never forget it
Take a deep breath
I know I'm gonna regret it

Kikyou looking dry
Looking for an easy target
Let her slit my throat
Give her ammo if she'll use it
Caution on the road lies lies and hidden danger
Southern California's breeding mommy's little monster

She's got a mission
And I'm collateral damage
She's the flower that you place on my casket
Savour the moment cause the memory's fleeting
Take a photograph as the last train is leaving

 

Kikyou looking dry
Looking for an easy target
Let her slit my throat
Give her ammo if she'll use it
Caution on the road lies lies and hidden danger
Southern Ni-i-gata's breeding mommy's little monster...” (Niigata, Japan- Miss Takahashi's birthplace, so I decided this would take place in Niigata.)

Kagome laughed. “Definitely a keeper,”

“Yep...” InuYasha rubbed his eyes. “Ooh, I'm tired. I haven't even changed yet.”

As InuYasha went into the batroom to get his “jammies” on, kagome went and got some spare sheets and a comforter, along with a pillow, and was about to lay them out on the floor, when InuYasha came out of the bathroom dressed only in his blue pajama pants.

“This ain't a sleepover, and we ain't puberty-driven to do stupid things anymore, so get that crap off the floor and come sleep in my bed.”

Kagome pondered that a moment. Well...his bed is a “California king-size”, so I guess we'll be all right.

“Well?”

“Sure.” said Kagome, dropping the bed-garments and snuggling under the covers of a real bed.

“Ahhh.”

“'Ahhh' what?”

“Cooooommmmffffyy...” Kagome cooed, snuggling her head into one of the many pillows on the bed.

“Goodnight, Kag-san.”

He heard a mumbled “G'night” and switched off the light.

 

 

My haaaaaaaaaands...they buuurn. D:

Me will update this chapter, and then go to bed.

Do you see what I sacrifice for you people?!

 

Bleh. `Till next time, peoples.

 

--psycho