InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Inu Ending (Wacky Style) ❯ The Wedding and Credit Car Extravaganza Begin! ( Chapter 2 )

Hi, so, here's the continuance!! ^-^
Inuyasha: (thinking) I blame Naraku for this. (shifts around) Why does this tuxedo have to be so itchy...
Mioga: (plays organ, playing the usual wedding music)
Inuyasha: (thinking) Shoot, already?!
Miroku: (sob)
Naraku: (sob)
Sango: (laughs) I can't believe you two.
Miroku: I can't believe you! You have no feelings... (blows nose)
Shippo: (snickers, and says line in an annoying singing voice) Inuyasha and Kagome are getting married!
Inuyasha: (from far away) IT'S JUST BECAUSE NARAKU MADE US, WE'RE NOT ACTUALLY GETTING MARRIED!!!
Shippo: Yeah, whatever.
Miroku: This...this wedding arises all these feelings... (looks at Sango)
Sango: (somewhat afraid) What?
Miroku: (runs off pew and kneels on ground in front of Sango and takes her hands)
Sango: Miroku, what are you--
Miroku: Sango...will you marry me?
Kaede: Oh lord.
Sango: (making a fed-up face) Right...Miroku, what sort of joke is this?
Miroku: (sweat drop, eyes widening) Eh?
Sango: (angrily, crossing her arms and looking away) I mean, what do you expect me to say...to an annoying joke like that?
Miroku: But...I'm serious..
Sango: (eyes widen momentarily, but quickly gets angry) Whatever...even if you WERE actually proposing...you're doing it all wrong!!! I mean, seriously!!
Miroku: But doesn't it make sense to do this at a wedding?
Sango: (still angrily) I don't see what sense you had to begin with at all.
Miroku: So...are you saying no?
Sango: Well...I don't know what you were expecting me to say.
Miroku: I don't know, I guess I shouldn't assume.
Sango: Probably not. Especially when you're just kidding, and I know you're trying to make a fool of me.
Miroku: I wouldn't do that.
Sango: (sarcastically) Oh, I'm sure.
Miroku: Really.
Sango: (staring at Miroku) .... (becomes angry again, blushing) How can you think I'd say yes?
Miroku: (shrugs) I guess I was just sort of caught up in the moment...(scratches head)...something like that...
Sango: (eyes widen) Uh...
Miroku: What?
Sango: YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY YOU'RE ASKING?! WHAT, WAS IT JUST FOR KICKS?!
Just outside the room...
Kagome: (nervously takes a deep breath)
Kagura: (whispering) Why are you so nervous, it isn't as if this is real, you're over-dramatizing again.
Kagome:(whispering) I don't know...I've never faked a marriage before...
Kagura: (whispering) You're not FAKING it...
Kagome: (anxiously looks at Kagura) I thought you said it wasn't real!
Kagura: Shhh!!! (whispers) Yeah, but it's sort of real, just it doesn't mean anything.
Kagome: (hisses) What does THAT mean?!
Kagura: (shrugs) (okay they whisper the rest) Nothing, I guess...
Kagome: (fidgets nervously) You're not helping!
Kagura: Shh...you'll be going out soon...
Kagome: *gulp*
Elsewhere...
Misty: Ohmigosh! Can you BELIEVE these PRICES!!! (looks at TV's on the shelf)
Ash: I KNOW! TOTALLY outrageous!
Misty: How are we going to afford this, when all Brock gave us was ten dollars.
Ash: Well, Brock said the most we could spend was a hundred.
Misty: (fed-up) All Brock gave us was ten dollars.
Ash: Yeah, and this credit card. (holds out credit card, sparkles and shines, much like the New Inuyasha Game)
Misty: Oooooh...
Ash: Why do YOU look so happy? We're only aloud to spend a hundred. But...I GUESS we could buy this. (points at a three-inch wide screened portable black and white TV) We could use it on the go...
Misty: What are you, NUTS? (swipes card from Ash's hand) We could by an a MILLION dollar TV if we wanted with this!
Ash: We can?! (excitedly, but quickie loses happiness) But how?
Misty: Ash, a credit card is like an unlimited amount of cash...
Ash: Really?! Gosh they must be expensive...but then how come my Mom doesn't buy me whatever I want? She has, like, TWENTY of those things!
Misty: If you have any ounce of RESPONISBILITY they're only worth the amount the owner has. That's what my mom told me.
Ash: Oh, well I don't have any responsibility, so that means I have unlimited cash?
Misty: Uh-huh.
Ash: Cool! And mom always says how that's a bad thing!
Misty: Yeah, so I guess Brock must have responsibility, and so he thought this baby was only worth a hundred. That's how much it's probably worth for him.
Ash: Ha ha, sucker! Now we can get the most expensive TV they have!
Misty: Ash, do you know what this means?
Ash: I already said, we can get the most expensive TV they have.
Misty: (shakes head) No, we have all the money in the world with this card, plus tons more, don't you realize exactly what this means?
Ash: ......that sushi actually tastes good?
Misty: What? No! It means we can buy anything and everything WE WANT!!!
Ash: Whoa!!! Cool!! (calms down) So why are we happy again?
Misty: (smile disappears and a frown takes it's place) Idiot! It means that we could buy EVERYTHING in this store, we could buy ANYTHING in the world. Anything.
Ash: Anything?
Misty: (nods) Anything.
Ash: (pauses) I still don't get it.
Misty: Let's just go!!
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Inuyasha: (breathing heavily and thinking) Is that her...wait why am I so nervous? Oh yeah...because I might not be able to swallow the words that are threatening to EXPLODE OUT MY MOUTH!! Not to mentions I'll probably PUKE ALL OVER HER because I'm so damn ANTSY!)
Everyone on the pews: (all turn at the same time to see Kagome, walking down the aisle)
Sesshomaru: Inuyasha, I can't believe this...this is so...well, I shouldn't say unlike you, I mean, you fell in love with that Kikyo--
Inuyasha: (elbows Sesshomaru)
Sesshomaru: Ow! Why the hell am I your best man anyway?
Inuyasha: (staring and not paying the slightest attention to Sesshomaru) Wow...
Kagome: (nervously continues walking, thinking) What am I doing? (looks at everyone as she walks) Why does this feel so real anyway? OH MY GOD!!!! (stops dead in her tracks)
Naraku: (sobbing harder) What is she DOING?! She RUINING my wedding!!
Kagome: MOM?!
Kagome's Mom: Hi, honey.
Kagome: GRANDPA?!! SOTA?!!!
Sota: Hey sis.
Kagome: Mom, this isn't--
Kagome's Mom: (smiles) Keep going, honey.
Rin: (walks up behind Kagome, pushing her, causing her to scoot along) Keep going, keep going.
Kagome: (as she's passing) This isn't--mom, I'm not actually--MOM!! (fights against Rin)
Sota: (laughing)
Kagome: SOTA!!
Sesshomaru: Some catch you got, Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: (missing the obvious sarcasm) Yeah...she's beautiful isn't she?
Sesshomaru: Eh? (thinking) He's serious about her? (says aloud) ...well...(shifts uncomfortably) ...I guess...
Inuyasha: I--I mean...
Sesshomaru: (raises an eye brow)
Inuyasha: I...I...
Sesshomaru: Inuyasha, you can't be afraid to admit your feelings...I know how that goes...
Inuyasha: What? You've never told me anything about--
Sesshomaru: My fate is different than yours. Though I hate admitting it, I suppose for you maybe there's room in your life for someone like her. In mine there isn't, but maybe for you there is...and before you can start complaining and crawl up and die of a pathetic human thing (which I'll never understand) called a broken heart before I can kill you properly, you probably should...say something to her...and stop acting like the imbecile you are.
Inuyasha: ....why are you being so nice?
Sesshomaru: I'm not being nice!! What the hell are you talking about?
Inuyasha: I KNOW you've turned good, I just know it.
Sesshomaru: ...then how come the evil sprinkles didn't do anything to me?
Inuyasha: ...I don't know.
Sesshomaru: It's because I'm evil--now here comes you're girlfriend.
Inuyasha: But--
Sesshomaru: Now tell her how you feel.
Inuyasha: ...Kagome I--
Sesshomaru: No, you idiot! When you have to say your vows!
Kagome: Hey, Inuyasha...
Inuyasha:....
Sesshomaru: (punches Inuyasha's back)
Inuyasha: (whispers angrily at Sesshomaru) Ow... (looks at Kagome) Um...hi...
Kagome's grandpa: (stands up and walks towards them)
Kagome: Grandpa, what are you--
Kagome's grandpa: (walks around them to pedestal, and opens bible) Kagome: No...NO...it can't be...
Kagome's grandpa: We are gathered here today...
Kagome: NO!!!
Kagome's grandpa: Do you mind?
Kagome: (whispers) No!
Kagome's grandpa: *ahem* Anyway, we are gathered here today in this house of God to unify these two people under holy matrimony.
(I don't really know how it goes ^0^)
Kagome: (whispers) Inuyasha?
Inuyasha: (pretends not to hear)
Kagome: (hisses) Inuyasha!
Inuyasha: (whispers) What? Your grandpa will get mad again, we shouldn't talk.
Kagome: He's too hard of hearing, he can't even hear us.
Kagome's grandpa: Want to make a bet?
Kagome and Inuyasha: ....
Kagome's grandpa: *hrm* We are here to unify thee Kagome Higorashi and thee Inuyasha...yada yada yada yada. Please recite the vows you have prepared.
Kagome's Mom: (wailing) My little baby's getting married!! (sobs on Sota's lap)
Sota: (pats her back) It's alright, at least you'll get grand kids.
Kagome mom: (pops up surprised) What?! She's pregnant, too?!
Sota: No!! I meant--well, I guess she could be...
Kagome's mom: (sobs more) And she didn't even tell me!!? I'm too YOUNG to be a grandma!!!
Sota: (comforts her)
Kagome's grandpa: Inuyasha, do you have vows prepared?
Inuyasha: Uh...(digs through pocket and pulls out folded piece of paper)...yeah...the ones Naraku wrote, but...
Kagome: (whispering) It's okay, I know they don't really mean anything.
Inuyasha:...
Sesshomaru: (thinking) Don't cower out now, Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: No...they don't mean anything.
Sesshomaru: (whispering) Idiot...should have known...
Inuyasha: ...because...I didn't write them...I guess I'll just say...my own thing...
Kagome: Inuyasha, what are you doing? Just read Naraku's, it'll be a lot easier...what are you trying to--
Inuyasha: Kagome...when I met you I thought you were someone else entirely. I mean, I thought you were Kikyo...and maybe, for longer than that, I kept thinking you were her, of course there was also part of me that thought you were just some useless brat...
Kagome: (whispering) Inuyasha, not very convincing--
Inuyasha: Kagome, for me to think that was the stupidest thing I ever did...and that's saying something.
Everyone else: (laughs)
Inuyasha: But...then I guess...I've done stupider things...like treat you badly, push you away, hid how I really feel about you.
Kagome: (thinking) Wow, he's going to convince them alright...
Inuyasha: Before you came around, I was just a messed up kid-full-demon-wannabe who thought he was something. Who thought that no one could be trusted, nothing and no one could help, that they'd only way me down...without you I was nothing. And I guess it's about time I realized that. I guess, it's about time I grew up and stopped being such an idiot. Because, with you around, I actually am somebody, I actually feel something, and I realize now there isn't one thing that can take that away, if you're with me. Kagome, I love you, without you I'm nothing because you're everything to me.
Kagome: (thinking) The way he's looking at me...it can't be acting...can it? Is he...serious...does he really...feel that way about me...?
Inuyasha: I don't know why I was so hesitant, why it took me so long...but now I realize that if I don't say something...before too long it's going to be too late, and I'll never get the chance again...I want to be with you, Kagome. And I don't want to be a nobody anymore.
Kagome's grandpa: (dabs his eyes with a tissue) Wow...(turns to Kagome)...Kagome, do you have vows?
Kagome: ....(thinking) Inuyasha... (her eyes well up with tears) You...you mean it don't you? Oh my gosh...what am I supposed to say... (says line out loud) Inuyasha...I...that means so much to me...I...
Inuyasha: (waits nervously)
Kagome: (smiles) You could never be a nobody to me, Inuyasha. Whether you like it or not, you're heart is a big one, and you're a good guy now...and I'm glad. I never thought we would have gotten this far...it would have lasted this long...everything we've been through...but what was more surprising was all of this...because I never would have ever dreamed you felt that way... (cries quietly) ...I don't know what to say...I just can't believe it...all I know is...that I love you and...even though I...I can't imagine how on earth this could ever work...I'm going to marry you, because I'm crazy about you and I don' t know what I'd do without you... (sobs quietly)
Inuyasha: Kagome...
Kagome's grandpa: *sniff* So Inuyasha will you take--oh!! (shuts bible) What the heck, kiss the bride!
To be continued.... ;_; SOB!!