InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Inu Ending (Wacky Style) ❯ When Sins are Costly ( Chapter 4 )

Brock: (having just finished explaining to Ash and Misty what credit cards REALLY are)...and that's why we're doomed. YOU IDIOTS!!!
Misty: (looks horror struck)
Ash: ?_? I don't get it.
Brock: (struggles to contain rage) THERE WAS ONLY ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS ON THE CREDIT CARD IDIOT!!!
Ash: Then how come we could by all this stuff?
Brock: You stole it Ash! You charge stuff on the credit card then pay it later. So, we're doomed unless you intend to make all the money all this stuff costs in ONE FRICKIN' MONTH!
Ash: Well I have an idea--
Brock: No! No more of your idiot ideas. We're just doomed.
Misty: We can enter the lottery.
Brock: We don't have the MONEY to enter the lottery, it's too much of a slim chance. Right now we need Buen`ov`erno.
Ash: Who?
Brock: It's my cousin's code name. No one knows his real one...not even me.
Ash: Oh?! Is he in the CIA?!
Brock: No...he kind of deals with more shady stuff...if you will...
Ash: ?_? Shady?
Misty: Brock!! We're dealing with a CRIMINAL!
Brock: YOU guys are technically criminals. We can't return most of this stuff. It's from high ranking stores that won't take it back, am I right?
Misty and Ash: (nod)
Brock: So we have to talk to him to find a way out of it.
In a dark, creepy, shady ally:
Weird beggar: Hey, kids...have an extra vital organ *cough, cough*...it would be perfect to sell on the black market.
Misty: Eep!! (shaking, hides behind Brock and Ash)
Ash: No...actually...we don't have any to spare...
Brock: Look...sir, we're sorry...but we've got nothing you'd want so... PLEASE DON'T HURT US!!!
Misty and ash: (glare at him)
Misty: What a coward.
Ash: Really.
Weird beggar: It's alright, I won't hurt you. (pulls out knife) I'll just take the organs I need and be done.
Misty: (screams)
Ash: I DON' WANNA DIE!!!
Brock: Pl-pl-pl-please.
Weird beggar: Nothing personal.
Misty, Ash: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
Brock and Weird Beggar: (burst out laughing)
Misty and Ash: ?_?
Brock and Weird Beggar: (continued laughing)
Misty: (frowns) Hey!
Brock: Gotcha!!
Weird beggar: (pulls off mask to reveal a face that looks identical to Brock's)
Ash: You're Brock's cousin! Buay-ma-who's-it-what's-it!
Weird person: (grumpily) Bu`enov`erno.
Misty: That wasn't funny!!
Brock: (cracks up) Yeah it was.
Misty: *smack*
Brock: Ow!
Bu`enov`erno: Come on, come inside. (opens old tattered dirty door to a grimy little apartment thing, that's dark and spooky)
Mist: I-I-I'd r-rather n-not...
Ash: Y-y-yeah...
Brock: (smiling) Come on guys, don't be silly. (pushes them in after Bu`enov`erno)

Bu`enov`erno: (sits down at a table)
Misty and Ash: (sit on opposite side)
Bu`enoverno: (clicks on hanging lamp hanging down between them, creating an eerie light on his 6:00 shadowed face, smiles showing rotten teeth) So, I hear you kids have gotten your selves in a little trouble.
Misty and Ash: (nod)
Bu`enov`erno: (looks up at Brock) You've been a good influence on `em. They don't look anything like you though...
Brock: (blushing) THERE NOT MINE!!
Bu`enov`erno: Right, right, you're not dumb enough to wind up with two accidents, you're too smart for all that.
Misty and Ash: ?_?
Brock: *BLUSH*
Bu`enov`erno: Anyhow, what's the problem.
Brock: The two MORONS used my credit card thinking it had unlimited money to buy about 2 millions dollars worth of junk!!!
Bu`enov`erno: Well, credit card do have unlimited money, if they're not yours. Especially if you've stolen an identity. The problem lies in the owner of the card...or if you're caught...
Brock: The problem is, we're going to be hightailed by the police, so we need to do something!
Bu`enov`erno: Relax, you have a month before they'll even realize you spent a dime. That is...unless....well, anyway, I've dealt with things like this millions of times. I've stolen identities more times than I can count.
Brock: (happily) So you can get us out of this!?
Misty: Phew!
Bu`enov`erno: I said I've stolen identities, if you all had suddenly become Janet, Maxwell, and Judy, we'd be fine, but you all have made it somewhat tricky...it's harder this way, but I think I can get you out.
Ash: What a relief! I don't want to go to jail!
Bu`enov`erno: What now? I expected more out of a kid who’s been around my cuz. You should be begging to be arrested.
Ash: What?
Brock: (laughs nervously) I'm not exactly a rebel, Bu`enov`erno.
Bu`enov`erno: I had a feeling that you playing mom would get rid of that spirit in you. No wonder you're so freaked out. Things have changed since we were kids, no? Anyway...the way to fix this is to disappear from this earth.
Brock, Ash, Misty: (lose optimism quickly)
Bu`enov`erno: The first thing a criminal would ordinarily do would be to leave the country, escape the government. But if you run you'll only be a more serious criminal to them. They'll eventually get you out there...but you'll need to first get away.
Misty: Leave the country?
Ash: I don't wanna leave Japan!!
Bu`enov`erno: You won't need to. (pulls out map and spreads it out across table) You'll at least have to get 500 miles away from here. (stabs knife into a picture of a sub-urban neighborhood)
Brock: There?
Bu`enov`erno: (pulls out microscope and looks into it) Right...there... (marks spot with red pen, moves from microscope)
Ash: Lemme see. (looks in) But won't we fall in?
Misty: What? (shoves Ash aside) What? Why there?
Bu`enov`erno: You need to get far from the city. From here. There is a shrine, the police won't be able to get to violent if they catch up with you...
Brock: In a month!
Bu`enov`erno: I don't think so...when you were sobbing uncontrollably on the phone, crying about random things Ash and Misty did and were blubbering uncomprehendingly...I'm pretty sure you mentioned a butler by the name of Butler.
Brock: Yeah...what of it?
Bu`enov`erno: I was right...that means we have very, very little time I fear. Butler is a former CIA agent, I knew him well. Even if he's out of work, he often tips the CIA off...
Ash: Ha!! I was PARTIALLY right!
Misty: How? You thought Bu`enov`erno was the agent!
Ash: Well SOMEONE was a CIA agent!
Misty: Yeah, but it was YOUR idea to hire that butler!
Ash: (pouts)
Bu`enov`erno: I any event, you guys are in deep trouble...in a matter of days the police will be there...I have no choice...take this... (hands them small velvet box) My last...priceless possession.
Brock: We couldn't...
Bu`enov`erno: It's alright. I always likes money, but...well...these always intrigued me.
Brock: Is it a diamond?
Bu`enov`erno: (shakes head) You don't know my passion Brock. I never stole diamonds. I only believed in...oh it isn't important...take a look...
Brock: (slowly opens box)

Misty, Brock, Ash: Oooooooooooh!!!!

Back at the wedding (finally)...
Kikyo: Inuyasha, you belong to me!!
Kagome: (moves in front of Inuyasha) There's no way I'm letting anything happen to him, Kikyo! You won't get through me!!
Inuyasha: Kagome--
Kagome: (looks back at Inuyasha) Inuyasha, I don't care if you want her Inuyasha, even if...you love her...more than me...
Inuyasha: But I...
Kagome: She will hurt you. And I'm not going to let that happen. Even if you will.
Inuyasha:.....
Kagome's grandpa: You dumb witch, now I'll miss jeopardy for sure!!
Sota and Kagome's mom: GRANDPA!!
Kagome's grandpa: What?
Naraku: Oh dear!! She broke one of the handles on my door!! My poor doors!!! (cries)
Miroku: Hey, at least you weren't rejected. (looks at Sango)
Sango: Miroku, I think we have more important things to worry about. (motions to Kikyo)
Miroku: (pouts) Hmm, changing the subject I see...
Sango: Hello!! Crazed zombie on the loose!
Kikyo: If you feel as if his feelings for me are stronger than that for you, than why do you marry him?
Kagome: I don't know. Why, if you never wanted to live in the first place, do you live? Why, if it is Naraku who betrayed you and killed you, do you wish for Inuyasha's death? I guess we're both crazy.
Kikyo: (takes a step closer) Speak for yourself, child.
Kagome's mom: (stands up) Whatever you want we're not buying it, so leave!!
Kikyo: And who are you, the waitress?
Kagome's mom: (shakes in rage) Why you...
Kagome: Mom, I'm fine, okay, I can deal with her.
Inuyasha: Kagome...I...I don't love her more than you...
Kagome: I know you still have feelings for her Inuyasha...that's why you're not fighting her now...I guess I understand...I'll do it myself if you can't. Sota hand me my bow, it's over there on the floor.
Sota: (runs over and grabs it and hands it to her)
Kagome: (takes one of the pokers off the fire place nearby and pulls it to her bow) I don't want to hurt you...but come any closer and I'll--
Kikyo: No little girl is going to stand in my way.
Kagome's Grandpa: Stop standing there, you have to stop them, idiot. Don't you love Kagome? I heard you say so yourself, do something.
Inuyasha: If I try to stop Kagome, she'll hurt me, because she loves me. Because she thinks...she knows Kikyo will only kill me if she gets to me.
Kagome's Grandpa: ...so why won't you defeat Kikyo?
Inuyasha: I...I...can't...I know it's stupid...
Kagome's Grandpa: That's for sure.
Inuyasha: Hey I'm trying!! I just...can't make myself...I don't love her more than Kagome...I can feel my feelings for Kikyo fading...but even if they do fade...the past it just...
Kikyo: (walks closer)
Kagome: (pulls back on poker more against the bow) I'm warning you...
Kikyo: I lose my patience, girl, that's IT!!! (shoots arrow at Kagome)
Inuyasha: No!! (starts, to run to fight Kikyo)
Kagome: (holds him back) No, don't get in the way. (move poker aside and deflects the arrow with her bow)
Kikyo: (narrowly dodges it)

Naraku: My wall!!! (sobs more)
Kikyo: You're more impressive than I thought. My powers, like a moon they wane. In and out of their ferocity and what they can achieve. I suppose, I cannot kill you as I am. But...

Kagome: (gasps and reaches for them, but cringes at the pain the fragments of glass from the jar that held the jewels gives her and stops)
< the jewels float to Kikyo hand>
Kikyo: But... (turns)... shall soon have the power I need
Kagome: Huh? (finds her arms being moved to pose the poker to her bow, looks back at Inuyasha, who is holding her arms)
Inuyasha: (whispers in her ear) Kill her, Kagome, before it's too late.
Kagome: Inu--
Inuyasha: (let's her go and draws Tetsusaiga) I love you, not her. And if she's going to hurt you, I won't let her live.
Kagome: Inuyasha, you don't--(winces a bit from the pain of the wound from the glass)
Inuyasha: (reaches down Kagome's dress)
Kagome: *BLUSH* Inuyasha--what are you--
Kagome's grandpa: Can't you at least wait until the honeymoon?
Kagome's Mom and Sota: GRANDPA!
Inuyasha: (pulls out a piece of glass from her flesh)
Kagome: Ouch...
Inuyasha: (holds piece of glass up) And to her you are nothing but an obstacle, she tried to kill you before. And now, she cut you with this glass. THE SAME SHOULD BE FOR HER!!! (tosses glass up into the air) WIND SCAR!!!!

Inuyasha: That should rip her to shreds...her treating me like nothing...treating you...even worse...she's only kept me imprisoned all this time...
Kagome: ...

Inuyasha: Dammit...
Kikyo: Inuyasha...so...you have decided to deny how you feel about me, to go with this foolish girl.
Inuyasha: Her name's Kagome, and I was the fool, to blind myself to what you've really become, Kikyo. A twisted ghost, who won't hesitate to slaughter anyone in her way.
Kikyo: Inuyasha, whether you should return to your old philosophy, being so obsessed with me, that nothing else matters...even if you act like a complete fool...I daresay you were a bit, but either way you're going to Hell with me.
Inuyasha: Never!
Kikyo: Inuyasha...don't be stupid, you belong with me...you belong dead. You owe me you life, this is how things were meant to be. You told me that you would live in such a place as Hell with me, where time doesn't move. It's too late to have any second thoughts. You belong with me!!!
Kagome's mom: (pointing at the doorway) What's that?
Miroku: No...it can't be...
Kagome's Grandpa: I can't believe my eyes!
Inuyasha: (stares transfixed at what's coming)
Kagome: No...
Kikyo: You're finished, Kagome, such a foolish girl to toy with me.
Kagome: (thinking) What are we going to do now?
TO BE CONTINUED....(I hate it too) *SOB*
I THOUGHT this was going to be the last one (or at least hoped...) Oops... (sob X 1,000)