InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Inu Yasha and the Gang Play....Football?? ❯ Are You Ready For Some Football? ( Chapter 1 )
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By: Tiranth 
The White Dogs (Inu Yasha, Kagome, Sesshomaru, Kouga, Miroku, and Sango) vs The Spider Loving Monkey Followers (Naraku, Kagura, Kanna, Genki, Kohaku, and Kikyou)...will football as we know it survive?
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 11.14.2003 | Pages: 1 | Words: 743 | Visits: 839 | Status: Completed
The White Dogs (Inu Yasha, Kagome, Sesshomaru, Kouga, Miroku, and Sango) vs The Spider Loving Monkey Followers (Naraku, Kagura, Kanna, Genki, Kohaku, and Kikyou)...will football as we know it survive?
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 11.14.2003 | Pages: 1 | Words: 743 | Visits: 839 | Status: Completed
Our regularly scheduled program will not be showing today so that we may bring you this game football. The teams are White Dogs: Inu Yasha, Sesshomaru, Kouga, Kagome,Miroku, Sango and on the opposing team, The Spider Loving Monkey Followers: Naraku, Kagura, Kanna, Genki, Kikyou, and Kohaku. Our referees today are Hakudoshi, Shippo, Totosai, and Urasue.
we're ready for the kickoff, with a nice kick by Genki...oh wait...it's leaving the arena....Kanna to kick...*sigh* only a five yard kick. Inu Yasha has the ball but here comes Kagura...oh nice dodge from Inu Yasha, leaving Kanna eating dirt. TOUCHDOWN for the White Dogs! And its Kouga for the extra point...here's the snap..the kick...it's good! Wait a sec...Miroku's down and it looks like it was Sango who hit him...perverted Houshi. He's allright folks, getting up with a stupid grin on his face.
set to kick off and it's a good one...Kohaku has the ball...he's going....but here comes Sango. Oh she's begging him to stop...stop running beside him and tackle him! Ah here's comes Kouga for the save. He made it to the 50 though...there's some kind of disturbance on the field...Kouga is holding Kagome's hand and Inu Yasha isn't taking to kindly to it. Here come the refs, Hakudoshi and Shippo to break it up. Back to the game. Kagura snaps the ball to Narkau but he's not doing anything...stop staring at the ball and throw it! Oh he's handing off to Kikyou, no one seems to want to touch her...aww..she's going to make a touch down...no wait Sesshomaru from out of nowhere, is that whip legal? It is? Oh okay...using his whip to tangle the dead woman's feet...FUMBLE....Kagome picks it up but Kanna is set for the tag...no ah a burst of Miko power there and Kagome's at the 40...the 30...Naraku's coming up fast but Inu Yasha's right behind him and there's the famous Tetsusaiga! TOUCHDOWN White Dogs! Kouga again for the extra point and again its good! Score is 14-0!
Macarena starts playing in the background* Oh, there goes Inu Yasha leading his team in his favorite celebration dance...oh look, even Sesshomaru is joining in on this one! *annoucer lapses into giggles* Okay okay...goodness look at the looks the SLMFs are giving our heros of the day. *music stops playing* Allright folks its back to foot ball. Kouga kicks another good one and it's Genki with the fair catch at his own 10...good thing too, I don't know how Sango runs that fast with Hiraikotsu on her back but she was coming after him. Its first and 10, Kagura with the snap, oh and it looks like Mr. I don't want to get my own hands dirty is going for it. And Inu Yasha's team can't catch him...He's at the 20...the 10...damn, touchdown. They're setting up for the extra point now and...it's good.
for the kickoff...it's up...Kagome's on her own 20 set to recieve and she's got it...look at that school girl run would ya? Whoa wait a minute here comes Monkey Man and takes her down hard. What? Did he just say Boo-ya? There he said it again and now folks this is disturbing, Naraku looks like he's having a seizure but I think he's supposed to be dancing. Kagome's not getting back up either...Kaede is coming on to the field to check her out...the rest of the team huddles around her...Uh-oh, here comes Kirara, that means Kagome's out of the game. Inu Yasha has Tetsusaiga drawn again, now he's going after Naraku and Shippo comes out to put a stop...no wait...he's chewing on Naraku's head. Kagura's whipping out that fan of hers and Kouga is starting after the wind witch...Okay folks this is getting a little dangerous...I'm going to have to say that the White Dogs win this one and whoa...there went Genki's head...and Sesshomaru is going after it....I'm outta here....
Notes:comment of "Monkey Man" was taken from the fic by The Literary Dragon called The Babysitter (https://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1506695) and the idea of Inu Yasha doing the Macarena is from The Dance of Life by Trillian (http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=999666) Go read both of them they are great.
we're ready for the kickoff, with a nice kick by Genki...oh wait...it's leaving the arena....Kanna to kick...*sigh* only a five yard kick. Inu Yasha has the ball but here comes Kagura...oh nice dodge from Inu Yasha, leaving Kanna eating dirt. TOUCHDOWN for the White Dogs! And its Kouga for the extra point...here's the snap..the kick...it's good! Wait a sec...Miroku's down and it looks like it was Sango who hit him...perverted Houshi. He's allright folks, getting up with a stupid grin on his face.
set to kick off and it's a good one...Kohaku has the ball...he's going....but here comes Sango. Oh she's begging him to stop...stop running beside him and tackle him! Ah here's comes Kouga for the save. He made it to the 50 though...there's some kind of disturbance on the field...Kouga is holding Kagome's hand and Inu Yasha isn't taking to kindly to it. Here come the refs, Hakudoshi and Shippo to break it up. Back to the game. Kagura snaps the ball to Narkau but he's not doing anything...stop staring at the ball and throw it! Oh he's handing off to Kikyou, no one seems to want to touch her...aww..she's going to make a touch down...no wait Sesshomaru from out of nowhere, is that whip legal? It is? Oh okay...using his whip to tangle the dead woman's feet...FUMBLE....Kagome picks it up but Kanna is set for the tag...no ah a burst of Miko power there and Kagome's at the 40...the 30...Naraku's coming up fast but Inu Yasha's right behind him and there's the famous Tetsusaiga! TOUCHDOWN White Dogs! Kouga again for the extra point and again its good! Score is 14-0!
Macarena starts playing in the background* Oh, there goes Inu Yasha leading his team in his favorite celebration dance...oh look, even Sesshomaru is joining in on this one! *annoucer lapses into giggles* Okay okay...goodness look at the looks the SLMFs are giving our heros of the day. *music stops playing* Allright folks its back to foot ball. Kouga kicks another good one and it's Genki with the fair catch at his own 10...good thing too, I don't know how Sango runs that fast with Hiraikotsu on her back but she was coming after him. Its first and 10, Kagura with the snap, oh and it looks like Mr. I don't want to get my own hands dirty is going for it. And Inu Yasha's team can't catch him...He's at the 20...the 10...damn, touchdown. They're setting up for the extra point now and...it's good.
for the kickoff...it's up...Kagome's on her own 20 set to recieve and she's got it...look at that school girl run would ya? Whoa wait a minute here comes Monkey Man and takes her down hard. What? Did he just say Boo-ya? There he said it again and now folks this is disturbing, Naraku looks like he's having a seizure but I think he's supposed to be dancing. Kagome's not getting back up either...Kaede is coming on to the field to check her out...the rest of the team huddles around her...Uh-oh, here comes Kirara, that means Kagome's out of the game. Inu Yasha has Tetsusaiga drawn again, now he's going after Naraku and Shippo comes out to put a stop...no wait...he's chewing on Naraku's head. Kagura's whipping out that fan of hers and Kouga is starting after the wind witch...Okay folks this is getting a little dangerous...I'm going to have to say that the White Dogs win this one and whoa...there went Genki's head...and Sesshomaru is going after it....I'm outta here....
Notes:comment of "Monkey Man" was taken from the fic by The Literary Dragon called The Babysitter (https://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1506695) and the idea of Inu Yasha doing the Macarena is from The Dance of Life by Trillian (http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=999666) Go read both of them they are great.