InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ INU YASHA AT MY HOUSE ❯ The baboon man cometh ( Chapter 4 )

(A/N: Guess what's happening in this chapter.

A: Umm… What?

L: Baboon Butt is guest staring.

A: YAY!

L: That's a bad thing, baka.

A: but you said only if Naraku…

L: He Is Naraku, You Dumb Ass! >o<

A: sorry, I didn't know.

L: baka)

Chapter 4 The Baboon Man Cometh

Narrator: `Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse…

L: Wrong Story, Dumb Ass!

N: Oh sorry, I'm rehearsing for a Christmas special.

E: But It's February!

F: *to I* who are they talking to?

I: Beats me. (A/N: only Erin and me can hear the narrator)

L: Look just get story right.

E: Yeah! *turns to I/F* what are you staring at?

F/I: Nothing!

L: Well we need to get to sleep.

I: But it's only 8:30!

L: I Said SLEEP! *gives really evil glare while getting Sesshie plushy* (A/N: Plushies of the world, Fear Me!)

I: Yipe!

N: So every one goes to sleep hoping that Libby won't blow up anything. Then suddenly a shadow appears out side of Libby's window, which is kind of weird be cause Libby's on the 2nd story and there is no branch near by. Oh well. He used something to melt the window, boy are her parent's going to be pissed of, and jumps into the room. It was Naraku, you could tell by the baboon pelt, and the Ode'la monkey cologne he wore.

Baboon Butt: I Do Not Wear Monkey PERFUME!

N: You do now.

L: *waking up because of all the noise* Huh… wha…*focuses on BB* Naraku, In My Room! *takes her backpack and starts whacking BB on the head* HENTAI*WHACK* BABOON*WHACK* WANNABE*WHACK, WHACK, WHACK*!

N: everyone woke up from all the noise. They soon joined Libby in beating the crap out of Baboon Butt. Inu Yasha because he wanted revenge, Fluffy because he didn't like him, and Erin because it was fun.

BB: Look at all the Shikon no kakera…*falls over*

I: what should we do with him?

L/E: *Look at each other while smiling THE SMILE OF PURE EVIL* Make Over ^_^! *take him over to a chair that appears out of nowhere (A/N: things appear out of nothing a lot in this fic) and tie him with some rope*

F: we'll just leave this to you two.

L/E: OK! *start to beautify BB*

>>20 Minutes Later<<

L/E: *step away from their newest creation*

BB: *now waking up* What Happened?

I: *smirking, holds up a mirror to BB* See for yourself.

N: he had bright blue I shadow on his eyes, layers of hot pink blush on his cheeks, and blood red lipstick on his lips. His hair was done in two braids tied with pink ribbon. He looked like a stinkin' girl! (A/N: He already does look like a girl)

BB: Enough With The Description Already!

N: *reluctantly* oh, all right.

F: Who is he talking to?

L: The Narrator, Bob. How come you can hear Bob?

N: Like I Would Know! Now Let Me Go, NOW!

E: Umm Let me think… No!

L: Now what shall we do with him.

I: Make him watch Barney!

E: and where would we get tapes of annoying purple thing?

F: I believe I have some.

Everyone: O_o

F: Rin likes watching him.

BB: NOOOOOOOOOO! I DO NOT WANT TO WATCH THAT THING! YOU PEOPLE ARE MORE TWISTED AND EVIL THAN MY SELF!

L/E: *smiling evilly* we know.

A: I've got a better idea!

L: when did you get here?

A: 2 minutes ago. Now my idea is to dye his Uuugaallyy coat pink.

E; NOOO! Not Pink! Pink Scares Me*goes into feadal position and starts mumbling*! There is no pink. There is no pink. There is no…

L: how `bout purple.

A: isn't that the color of that gay Teletubie?

M: which one?

E/L: AHHH*Start Whacking M*! HENTAI*WHACK*! HENTAI*WHACK*! HENTAI*WHACK (A/N: there's a lot of whacking in this fic, isn't there?)*!

I: I know! Baby Blue!

Everyone except M who is like this @_@ & BB: YEAH!

BB: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>20 Minutes Later<<

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

N: during this time the group has already dyed his cloak pink…

E: It's Blue!

N: sorry, I mean blue. Then suddenly Voldie from Harry Potter appears.

V: You People Are Sick… Twisted… Evil! Would you like to become Death Eaters?

E/L: NO! We like Harry, so be gone with you!]

V: Poopy*disappears*!

A: that was pretty random.

L: yeah… oh wait a second we're supposed to be asleep.

I: *to F* I wished she'd forget that.

L: Ok, Every One Sleep, NOW!

N: every one goes to bed so not to anger the 13-year-old witch.

(A/N: So, what you think Minna-san? A: I liked dying the monkey man's coat! But it was too short. L: I know, I know. But I'm sick, so can ya blame me? Readers: YES! L: well you all suck! A: That's Tellin' `em Libby!)

Oh almost forgot reviewer responses

Inu Bullet- are you saying my fic is bad? Cuz if you are I have Fluffy here and I know how to use him! F: is that why I'm still here?

Sesshomarulover1- SESSH IS NOT YOURS! HE IS MINE, ALL MINE!!! *cackles evily* F: she's scaring me again. Inu-Chi (a.k.a. Erin): NO FLUFFY-SAMA IS MINE!!!