InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Inuek ❯ Chapter 2 ( Chapter 2 )

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A/N: It's been a long time since I last updated!! Sorry about that 'cause I was working on some other stuff but here it is!! Chapter 2!! R&R!! ^^
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So anyways... some place with all this 'fairy tale people/things'

Random old lady: *pulling at Miroku who's in a leash and collar* C'mon ya useless thing!!

Miroku: *looking abused*

ROL: Hurry up!!!!!!

Miroku: *thinks* Why can't that be Sango?

Sorry Miroku, no can do. Sango already has another part.

Miroku: You can read my thoughts??

I'm the one writing this.

ROL: *pulls Miroku up the the 'cash desk'*

Random samurai: OK, what have you got there??

ROL: It's a TALKING monk!!!

RS: *raises eyebrow* All monks can talk.

ROL: Then it's a talking monk with a STAFF!!

RS: *raises other eyebrow* So? There are monks out there with staffs.

ROL: Then it's a talking monk with a staff and a KAZAANA!!

RS: Oooooh, that's good for... *checks list* 1 yen. If you can prove it, that is.

ROL: 1 yen ONLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RS: Well, all the Kazaana can do is suck up everything so...

ROL: *starts arguing with the RS*

Miroku: *runs away*

ROL: *notices* Get back here!!

RS: Let's go after him... together...

No freaky use of language.

RS: Awwww...

Miroku: *running and constantly looking back*

InuYasha: *posting up a Spice Girls Concert 2004 poster on a tree*

Miroku: *looking back and accidentally crash into InuYasha*

InuYasha: *speaking in a quirky German accent* I... like... cheekin... (chicken) *passes out*

*~3 hours later~*

InuYasha: *wakes up (Miroku must of hit him quite hard!! ^^;)* Ohh, my head... *sees Miroku* Miroku!! What're ya doing here!?!

It's not Miroku in this, but 'Mironkey'.

InuYasha: The throbbing went...

RS: Hey you!! We've been waiting for THREE whole HOURS for you to wake up so we can take the monk. Now give 'im to us or you both will suffer!!!!!!

InuYasha: Three hours?? Then why can't you just take him and go?

That will be destroying the Shrek storyline. Anyways, you're supposed to scare him away.

InuYasha: Oh, OK. *[insert scary action]*

RS: *runs away screaming*

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That's all folks!! I'll try to make the next ones longer!!

~Lynxzeo~