InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ InuMatrix ❯ Act 6 ( Chapter 6 )

---DISCAIMER: Seriously…do I need to tell you guys anymore? I don't own any of this stuff…otherwise I wouldn't be wasting my life writing these stupid things---

Production Assistant: Got another letter for ya'

Manaleak: Let Me See -reads letter-

Letter: Dear Mr. Manaleak,

It has come to our attention that the movie your working on is become unable to hold by our company's standards…In other words…Your Fired…now get the hell off our stage.

Manaleak: What!? They Can't Do That To Me!!

PA: Yea…they can…in fact all our stuff is gone from the studio…

Manaleak: Damn…now how are we gonna make our movie?

PA: We can just give up…

Reader: w00t!

Manaleak: NEVAR!! We'll Just Find A New Studio!!

Reader: Aw, Man

-At InuyashaWorld.com Headquarters-

Person at Desk: Sorry, Manaleak…but we try to not create false information about the show…

Manaleak: really…

-Long silence-

Manaleak: -Smacks Person on The Head With a Baseball Bat-

-At Fanfiction.net headquaters-

Person At Desk: I'm afraid that this movie has references to real people and is chatty interactive and such…

Manaleak: …-Smacks Person With A Baseball bat knocking him out- -continues to beat person with the bat-

-In some building-

Manaleak: You know…I think we should just be our own company!!

P.A: Ok…but how can you afford that?

Manaleak: -holds up bat-…I'm doing a part-time job…-starts to walk away- I gotta go visit MTV headquarters…I'm doing my job there…yea…

THE CAST

Neo-Inuyasha

Morphues-Miroku

The Oracle- Kaede

Manaleak: Lets Go!! -Starts beating Carson Daily-

-Neo and Morphues go inside an elevator-

Inuyasha: So…what are we going to do today?

Miroku: We're going to go see the Oracle

Inuyasha: Who's that?

Miroku: Some crazy lady who can see the future…she's creepy dude…

Inuyasha: You know…just wondering…why am I doing all of this crazy stuff anyway?

Miroku: Because…you are "The One" -echoes-

Inuyasha: -looks around confused- Um…why is there an echo?

Miroku: Because…it's an important title…

Inuyasha: So what does "The One" -echos-…do?

Miroku: You know he does that one thing with that one person so that one thing happens.

Inuyasha: Oh, that one thing…

Miroku: Exactly…

-Elevator doors open-

Miroku: Come on

-Neo and Morpheus walk down the hallway to a door-

Miroku: Open the door…if you dare…

Inuyasha: Why?

Miroku: because…there's candy inside…

Inuyasha: …all right…

-Person opens door-

Person: come in

-Both walk in-

Person: -points to Morphues- You stay here -to Neo- come with me

-Person and Neo walk off-

Miroku: Oh I see how it is…

-Person and Neo go into room with a bunch of kids playing around-

Person: Wait Here

-Neo goes and stands over to a bald kid bending spoons with his mind-

Kid: -hands him the spoon- Do not try to bend the spoon…there is no spoon…

Inuyasha: But it's right here in my hand…

Kid: No, no the spoon is in your mind…and you find out your simply bending your mind

Inuyasha: ok…-tries to bend spoon with Mind- rrrr…um Look Over There!! -bends it manually- ha! There we go!

Person: Neo, The Oracle will see you now

Inuyasha: Allright -walks over to the kitten with The Oracle at the stove-

Kaede: Stay there…

Inuyasha: -Stops in the doorway-…

Kaede: Do you know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?

Inuyasha: Um…no…

Kaede: Oh…well…you should…

Inuyasha: Ok…time to leave -starts to turn away-

Kaede: Don't worry about the vase.

Inuyasha: What? -turns around and knocks down a vase- Hey how you know that?

Kaede: -Stands up and looks at Neo- I'm psychic oooooohh

Inuyasha: All right then…

Kaede: By the way your gonna have to pay for that…

Inuyasha: But you said don't worry.

Kaede: No, seriously your gonna have to pay me…

Inuyasha: -sigh- fine I'll send you a check…now why am I here to see you?

Kaede: -walks up to Neo and looks at his hand- Your not the one. -walks away-

Inuyasha: What?

Kaede: Sorry your not "The One" -echoes-

Inuyasha: Seriously? that sucks.

Kaede: Also…either you or Morphues is gonna die

Inuyasha: Oh wow even better…

Kaede: it's ok…here have a cookie…

Inuyasha: nah I don't-

Kaede: TAKE A COOKIE!!

Inuyasha: All Right! All Right! -takes a cookie and walks out to Morphues-

Miroku: Whatever the hell she told you…it's yours to keep secret from me…oh…she give you a cookie?

Inuyasha: Yea, why?

Miroku: Don't eat it…its Poisonous…

Inuyasha: okay

Miroku: lets go -walks off-

Inuyasha: heh, screw it -takes a bite-

Manaleak: Well -stops beating Orlando Bloom- That's all for now…see ya' next time!!