InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ InuMatrix ❯ Act 3 ( Chapter 3 )

Hey folks be sure to check out my other fanfiction "The New Adventures" in my profile now then lets go with Act 3!!

---DISCAMIER: Seriously I don't own Inuyasha or The Matrix or anything else that makes an appearance In this …why do keep asking me!!?---

Production Assistant: -walks in- Hey Manaleak letter for ya'

Manaleak: oh realy -takes letter-

Letter: Dear Mr. Manaleak,

If you do not meet my demands and give me the part of Agent Smith I will be forced to blow up your studio with my bomb inside it…

From, Um…. Anonymous

Manaleak: wow…Naraku again hun…will he ever stop?

PA: No…I don't think he will…

Manaleak: well isn't that just great…still better do a bomb search, get security on it!

PA: um…we, couldn't afford security…in fact the only person we could afford was the janitor over there -points-

Scruffy: I'm Scruffy, the janitor…

Manaleak: fine then you!! Go find that bomb…if it's here!!

Scruffy: don't know how to find bombs and Scruffy's on his break right now…

PA: you've been on break for 4 hours!!

Scruffy: Scruffy's job is a hard one, but since I'm nice Scruffy's gonna do it anyway -walks off-

Manaleak: well we're screwed, anyway BEGIN ACT 3!!

CAST

Neo: Inuyasha

Morpheus: Miroku

Trinity: Kagome

Other Crew Members of Morpheus': Random Anime Characters

Inuyasha: -wakes up in room- whoah…what happened?

-Phone rings-

Inuyasha: -picks up phone- Hello?

Miroku(on phone): Nice job dumbass you got yourself captured.

Inuyasha: well it wasn't my fault!!

Miroku: …no…it was your fault…

Inuyasha: whatever, what the hell you want?

Miroku: well I was hoping that I would be talking to you in person., buuuuuut, looks like there's a change in plans. Meet Trinity on "Mysterious Road" street at 8:00.

Inuyasha: -sigh- fine then whatever -hangs up-

-That night at Mysterious Road-

Inuyasha: whoah boy, hope she comes to get me there's some crazy people on this road

-Car drives up to him-

Ugly Ass Hooker in Car: hey baby -cough- wanna have a good time?

Inuyasha: yes…just not with you…

Hooker: Fine then -cough- your missing out.

-Car drives away-

Inuyasha: like that for example…

-Another car drives up to him-

Kagome: Your Neo right?

Inuyasha: you again hun? Ya it's me…

Kagome: get in the car then…

-Inuyasha gets in the car with Kagome in the back in the front is Vash driving and Merrill in the passenger seat-

Inuyasha: So we're going to see Morpheus?

Kagome: Yep -pulls out bug sucker thingy-

Inuyasha: um, what you going to do with that?

Kagome: Use it on you, help me Merrill

-Merrill pins down Inuyasha and Kagome uses bug sucker thing to take out bug and throw it outside-

Merrill: you think that's a good idea? I mean someone might find it.

Kagome: well then…they should leave it alone!

Inuyasha: Um…ok what the hell was that?

Kagome: The Agents bugged you we needed to take it out.

Inuyasha: Ok this is all crazy Stop The Car!!

Vash: eh, whatever -stops car-

Inuyasha: -gets out- -starts walking away-

Kagome: Neo, don't walk down there I know where that road goes…

Inuyasha: where is that?

Kagome: the hooker's house you met early…

Inuyasha: Uh, -gets back in car- ya I think I'll stay with you guys…

-At Mysterious Building on Mysterious Street (see a pattern?)-

-Inuyasha and Kagome walk in, Miroku is standing in front of window-

Kagome: Here he is Morpheus now can I have my bra back?

Miroku: Maaaby…

Kagome: -evil stare-

Miroku: ok fine, fine it's on my dresser, now go…away

Kagome: fine -leaves-

Inuyasha: ok…so then what do you want?

Miroku: sit down..

-both sit down-

Miroku: Now then Neo, do you have any questions for me?

Inuyasha: Ya I do…Morpheus, do you know the muffin man?

Miroku: Yes, I do Neo…he lives on Derby Lane…

Inuyasha: Ok, good just wanted to make sure…now what's this Matrix thing?

Miroku: Well I could tell you but then it take around, I don't know…20 minutes but you still wouldn't know what the hell I was talking about…

Inuyasha: Um…ok…can you give me like a simplified version?

Miroku: This world isn't real and you been deceived, now you wanna get out and see the real world?

Inuyasha: um, ok then.

Miroku: -holds out hands, one with a red pill one with a blue pill- If you take the Blue Pill you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe…if you take the red pill, you stay in wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes…

Inuyasha: Hey uh…just wondering where you gets those?

Miroku: I found them on the school playground…

Inuyasha: Hun…can I have both?

Miroku: No…how bout you just take the red pill?

Inuyasha: well…what if I want the Blue pill?

Miroku: you don't want the blue pill…it tastes bad…just take the red pill ok?

Inuyasha: well you know your kinda forcing me to take the red pill so I'm wondering if YOU WANT ME SO I CAN DIE!!! Hmm?

Miroku: well…no…just…take the damn red pill!

Inuyasha: Fine, whatever -takes red pill-

Miroku: Ok then come with me

-both walk off-

-both enter room with Random anime characters working on realy fancy computers and stuff….Kagome and Merrill strap Inuyasha into a Mysterious chair (hmm…I think it's starting to get old)

Miroku: Ok see that cool looking mirror over there?

Inuyasha: Ya,

Miroku: Go ahead and touch it…

Inuyasha: I'm not sure that Mirror…looks Myters-

Manaleak: Please, no…

Inuyasha:…odd…ya…odd

Miroku: but it's…really cool…

Inuyasha: allright I'm bored anyway -touchs mirror and finger goes though it Inuyasha pulls it out and weird metal liquidly stuff sticks to his finger and starts going all over his hand-

Miroku: -to the others- hey go push buttons on those computers!

Inuyasha: -mirror stuff going up his arm- Ok…you sure this is safe?

Miroku: actually…no -gets on cell phone-

Inuyasha: whoa, what are you doing ordering a pizza?

Naruto (one of Miroku's crew): Hey if you gonna get pizza you better get some ramen!!

Vash: And I want some doughnuts!!

Miroku: I'm Not Ordering a Pizza!!

Inuyasha: Um…help? -metal stuff almost around his whole body-

Miroku: push the big button!!

Vash: -pushes the big button-

Inuyasha: -yells out-

-screen goes black-

Manaleak: Oh yea that was good!! Hun? Oh Scruffy your back!

Scruffy: yep, Scruffy found this -holds up Doughnut-

Manaleak: um…that's a doughnut

Scruffy: Scruffy couldn't find the bomb but he found this, he wanted to show you before he ate it -starts eating it-

Manaleak: great…

-Naraku trying to sneak on the set gets seen by Manaleak-

Manaleak: Naraku!! -runs over- Wheres the Bomb!!?

Naraku -has bomb in his hands- um…not here?

Manaleak: you mean…you never planted it?

Naraku: well…no….

Manleak: ………well….um….Check Out Next Weeks Chapter!!